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Zack and Miri make a Porno (Patreon)

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Ste Rawlings

You guys should check out The Invite, it's the film of 2026 imo and Rogen and Olivia Wilde are excellent in it

djKENTO (edited)

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2026-11-07 18:00 yes the Fleshlight goes back to 2008... in fact to goes back to the 90s Kevin Smith's podcast SMODcast was heavily sponsored by fleshlight around the time of this movie. For like 5 years they were giving them away at every live show and had HUGE banners at every appearance hence the mention in the film.
2026-11-07 13:39 yes the Fleshlight goes back to 2008... in fact to goes back to the 90s Kevin Smith's podcast SMODcast was heavily sponsored by fleshlight around the time of this movie. For like 5 years they were giving them away at every live show and had HUGE banners at every appearance hence the mention in the film. The actor who plays Bobby Long is Brandon Routh who had just played Superman in Bryan Singer's Superman Returns, which is a sequel to Richard Donner's Superman and Superman II but erases the other Christopher Reeve sequels... it is... well... it's a special kind of bad.

yes the Fleshlight goes back to 2008... in fact to goes back to the 90s Kevin Smith's podcast SMODcast was heavily sponsored by fleshlight around the time of this movie. For like 5 years they were giving them away at every live show and had HUGE banners at every appearance hence the mention in the film. The actor who plays Bobby Long is Brandon Routh who had just played Superman in Bryan Singer's Superman Returns, which is a sequel to Richard Donner's Superman and Superman II but erases the other Christopher Reeve sequels... it is... well... it's a special kind of bad.

newhastings

The guy who plays Zack 2 is Kenny Hotz, the star and creator of the most insane show the Canadian government has ever funded: Kenny vs Spenny Genuinely cannot believe I have an opportunity to bring this show up, its insane https://youtu.be/sqfSH3xi10g?si=dJljafG9x4ubhkqZ

RickyTicky

Oh shit! Its about to go down!

newhastings

Somehow also Tarantino’s favorite superhero movie lol

JBK405

I actually went to my 10 year and 20 year reunions. The 10 year was a blast and I'm glad I went, since it felt like seeing old friends again (even people I hadn't thought about since graduation). The 20 year was much less significant. I don't regret going to the 20 year, but if I had stayed home and watched TV instead I don't think my life would be any lesser. Some friends of mine made an amateur adult video when they were younger. This knowledge is what actually attracted one of their wives to him: She thought he was a boring guy until she learned he had done that, which piqued her curiosity. Their married life is...a little wild.

Cc Decc

Gonna suck for yt though that the very biggest laughs are going to be completely unshowable on yt.

OddThomas

Underrated Seth Rogen comedy: Good Fortune.

Hammond of Texas

I graduated in 1986 and have never been to a reunion. There were only 45 people in my grade (small rural school) and I still live in the same area, but never see any of my classmates. Most of them probably moved away. We moved around a lot when I was a kid so I really didn't get chances to make long-term friends.

Cc Decc

BTW, early in the movie they reference Amistad (1997). You guys should watch it at some point. High quality Spielberg movie with a top notch cast (Morgan Freeman, Anthony Hopkins, Matthew McConaughey, Chiwetel Ejiofor etc.). Based fairly closely on a real historical event.

Senec

My high school girlfriend was the spitting image of Elizabeth Banks. However, the relationship was a long drawn out shitshow, and I would have been better off never dating her.

nj

there were 64 in my graduating class (1998). moved to the town in 8th grade, so i didn’t grow up with them. left for college and never moved back - haven’t been to a single reunion. i kept in touch with a few people during college, but we’d drifted by graduation - different lives.

David

When the title sequence features Wynonas Big Brown Beaver, you know you're in for a ride.

Dan Holmes

George pls don’t get into the coming up intro edits. I mean if you have to do it for the channel I guess but damn does it make me wanna click off instantly ugh. Sorry, just letting you know it rubs some of us the wrong way ❤️

REDR58

Stephen King:

Cc Decc

I would assume that would be a yt cut thing to satisfy the algorithm and the world's stupid thumb swipes. I think the only solution to smart phones is to simply mandatorily remove the thumbs of 8.3 billion people to stop the madness. Otherwise any content creater is faced with the herculean task of keeping a bunch of people with the attention span of chipmunks watching the video past the 3 second mark. Its legitimately that quick for the swipe zombies out there.

Cinebinge

Hi Dan, as Cc alluded to, the few seconds of preview is unfortunately due to YT's latest rounds of algorithm change and we dont really have a choice but to partake or be left behind. The desktop video preview and mobile playback in feeds puts even more emphasize on eye catching/attention grabbing in the first few seconds, and the YT side of things is if nothing else a 'store front' for us, so we HAVE to play the game it dictates when it comes to getting new viewers or die.

Maiki

More Elizabeth Banks: Invincible (2006) The Next Three Days (2010)

Bert

What in misinformation world is this, George? Using fat solver (like dishwash) on cast iron removes the polymerized layer of fat (oil) that makes the cast iron non-stick (as can excessively heating it do). It doesn't destroy the skillet or w/e, but it makes food stick easier to it and makes it more likely for it to rust, since the layer of fat protects it, and it have to be seasoned in again if you want it to be as good and non-stick as it can be. It has nothing to do with "flavor". Simone, you're absolutely doing the right thing to avoid excessively using dishwash on it. Hot water shortly after cooking (when it's cooled down enough to not immediately boil the water but preferably before anything dries on it, as that will make it harder to clean properly without dishwash) is enough.

Jaaahn

its such a long debunked bullshit people cling to as if its some personality trait they have to defend.. heres real science. People misunderstand the chemistry of polymerized oil, which is fundamentally different from ordinary cooking oil. When you season a cast iron pan, you apply a very thin layer of oil and heat it. The heat promotes chemical reactions involving the oil's fatty acids, including oxidation, polymerization, and cross-linking. which CANNOT be washed away with soap. all soap washes away is the fucking grease layer that goes rancid. Historically, some household soaps were made using animal fats and alkaline substances derived from wood ash. Soapmaking requires an alkali, and poorly controlled formulations could contain excess caustic alkali. But an important historical nuance is often lost: not all old-fashioned soap contained free lye. Properly made soap consumes the lye during saponification. It is incorrect to claim that every traditional soap was inherently caustic enough to strip seasoning. so no, the misinformation is coming from you Bert. whats worse is youre disparaging someone who actually is giving the right info and reinforcing someone else to eat from a rancid pan.

FoH Film Club

I forgot how good/touching this flick is. Underperformed in theaters. Was Kev’s attempt to capture that at the time Apatow heat

Jared Rumore

Now can you react to A Good Old Fashioned Orgy 2011? Very funny, similar to this one

Cc Decc

I think you guys should just take a bunch of videos of your cats doing cute stuff, and lead with them instead. Heck, doesn't even have to be your cats. Anybody's cats. especially kittens. Seems to work 100% of the time. P.S. Mix in a few quokka vids as well. you should never underestimate quokka's cuteness.

Cinebinge

we had considered that actually, but there is an actual rule within the algorithm for 'misleading preview', as in the first few seconds having something that has nothing to do with the rest of the video, and can cause a much worse spiraling negative effect.

funky weapon

Justin Long is still the highlight of this movie. You guys should check out Tusk and Barbarian as well. He does great (funny) work in both.

fforw

4:40 modern "soap" is not soap in the old-timey sense but detergent. Think curd soap or any old-timey soap that really wrecks your skin. Those are not good with cast iron etc.

OddThomas

I'd add Fred Claus, especially with xmas not far off

Lessiarty

The whole practice of tipping is an outrage. It stems from post-Civil-War days, when people didn't want to pay "negroes" to work for them. The conceit was that they weren't hiring them, they were just allowed to work there, doing business directly with the customer who would pay them for their services. That's complete bullshit. By rights, you should be able to go into a restaurant and go, "That's okay, just show me the kitchen and I'll prepare my meal and bring it to my table myself." But of course you can't do that. Imagine any other line of business doing that, a lawyer or accountant, saying, "Well, here's my fee, but you also have to pay my employees' wages for me." It's a complete outrage, and customers as well as service workers need to rise up against that abuse.

Jay Johnson

thought Chandra Maplenuts was making an appearance when I saw Simone's choker. haha (Maplenuts was my introduction to the reactorverse and I wound up here after Simone and Chandra paired up to watch Magic Mike)

Chris

Katie morgan

akaTheBAY-AY-RON

"It's not delivery, it's Zack and Miri Make a Porno" *leaves in shame* *comes back for a second to explain* In the states we have DiGiorno frozen pizza, and the slogan is "it's not delivery, it's DiGiorno" so it kind of rhymes. In Canada I believe they sell under the name Delissio with the same slogan but with the names swapped out. And Delissio doesn't rhyme with "Porno." Not not even a little bit. Maybe if they ever watch "Pinocchio," I can come back and recycle the joke. Anyway... Everyone enjoy the rest of your saturday... *Leaves with head hanging low as I kick rocks*

TurnerK

Classic! Hilarious reaction! Recs: Warrior, Heavyweights, Flight

James W.

I love the Maplenuts too, they're good folks. Is there some Canadian reactor cabal I am unaware of?

James W.

Love to see a Tusk call-out. It is such a weird funny little flick.

James W.

Red State and Zach and Miri are both really solid films on their own, as in not attached to the ViewAskewinverse. I forgot how many good jokes and gags there are in this and I wonder how much was Kevin and how much was punched up by the actors.

nj

can confirm from my time working at a video store in the olden days that people rarely if ever watched to the end of the adult films they rented, since part of my job included rewinding them. i particularly hated it when people would return them the same day.

Cc Decc

+1 on The Next Three Days also Wet Hot American Summer (2001) Slither (2006) Walk oi Shame (2014) she was also really funny as one of the judges in Pitch Perfect, although i doubt George is up for that.

James W.

I haven't seen this in like 15 years or something and forgot how funny it is. Justin Long is good but again, Jason Mewes is good in this. I know he isn't the best actor but he 100% commits to every bit and that goes a long way. "That dude..." was in Tucker and Dale, he was Dale. He was in this for like 1 minute and is so fucking funny. The actress who plays Bubbles was an ex-pornstar named Tracy Lords. I first saw her as vampire in one of the Blade films. She was trying to move out of adult content into mainstream and she would show up all over the place. I haven't seen her in anything for a long time but her IMDB is active, seems like she does a lot of voice work.

JBK405

I wasn't aware of this particular new YouTube development, and it saddens that me that I'm not surprised at all to learn about it. Ugh.

Robert Carter

Honestly, every depiction of school reunions (including in non-fiction) makes me so glad that we don’t do that here in the UK 😆 Also, while she was only in it briefly, any appearance by Tisha Campbell is fantastic 😊

Dan Holmes

Yeah I get it. As long as it’s just to satiate the silicon gods I’ll deal. Sux ballz we have to gargle theirs tho 😂

FranciscoGios

For Elizabeth Banks other movies, which she has many you guys can watch Power Rangers from 2017.

Rebecca Karsner

Please do Jay and Silent Bob reboot next!!!!

REDR58

I enjoyed it!

REDR58

My graduating high school class (boys only, small prep school in suburban Philadelphia) had less than 35 people in the graduating class, and 2 kids who failed to graduate were still allowed to attend the graduation and made up their studies later (they both ended up doing fine). I skipped the 10th and 20th but when I heard about the (sigh...) 30th I decided to go and I'm so glad I did. I hadn't seen anyone since graduation, other than a handful of people I reconnected with years later online. I didn't particularly enjoy high school, but got along with just about everyone and got a nice greeting from a lot of people when I turned up, so that was nice. Ended up with most of the people being married with kids and a few divorces. None of any of that for me!

REDR58

Yep, and that's Tyler Labine as "Dale" from "Tucker and Dale..." and as the Drunk Customer here. He was also in Rise of the Planet of the Apes.

James W.

I forgot about him in Rise, he was patient zero right?

REDR58

Simone and George, you were wondering about the state of Zack’s car and if it was dressed to look old or not? That inded appears to be the case. Evidently the 1985 Buick LeSabre Limited Collector's Edition they drive around in has fake rust and damage on it: https://www.imcdb.org/vehicle_208649-Buick-LeSabre-1985.html Craig Robinson (Delaney) who you recognized from The 40-Year-Old Virgin was also in Pineapple Express, Hot Tub Time Machine, This Is the End, Sausage Party, and he plays Darryl on The Office (US) which I think Simone has mentioned watching? Gerry Bednob played Mr. Surya the angry coffee shop owner. He was also in The 40-Year-Old Virgin: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2Efymm4ZDU The “ebony and ivory” line is a reference to the Paul McCartney/Stevie Wonder duet from 1982: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXAlfh6QKQs Miri’s broken Apple iBook G3 clamshell was available in a variety of colors when it was sold from 1999 to 2001: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAD1pKS1iIg No reaction from Simone and George to “Steal My Sunshine” from Canadian band "Len," the brother and sister group who released the 1999 hit??? The video was filmed at Daytona Beach, Florida during Spring Break: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1fzJ_AYajA Ziggy Comics: https://www.gocomics.com/ziggy I really enjoy how they constantly have the burn barrels in the apartment despite the fact that the rooms would quickly fill with smoke. “This is some damn good coffee” right before the anal accident is a reference to the “Twin Peaks” TV series which you simply must watch ASAP. Zack dressed as a “Broad Street Bully” who gets pelted with paintballs is the nickname of the Philadelphia Flyers hockey team, cross-state rivals of the Pittsburgh Penguins team whose now-razed “Mellon Arena”/“Civic Arena” stadium Zach was working outside of. The Broad Street Bullies: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-oazQ3QRxQ Go Flyers.

Wicked Wookie

That was another fun one with a surprising amount of heart. It's been too long since I've see it.

Brandon Meng

pleeeease please please forgetting sarah marshall

Old School Drew

The trophy that Zack walks into the apartment with was an award they got at the reunion for living the closest school still which was the other end of the street. It was in the deleted scenes. The scene where Zack meets Delaney at the mall is the same mall that they filmed in for the 1978 version of dawn of the dead.

Ricardo Alanis

Red State is probably Kevin Smith’s movie that feels the least like one of his movies. I definitely recommend it.

REDR58

And Tom Savini, who worked with Romero on the 1978 Dawn of the Dead, has a cameo as Jenkins in this movie.

ShittyShittyGameGang

Zack & Miri is attached to the viewaskewniverse! Kevin put Justin Long's character in another one of his movies to keep it connected. I can't remember which one.

ShittyShittyGameGang

Yes that was the guy that played Dale from Tucker & Dale vs. Evil as the drunk steelers fan. 😂 Huck it, Chuck it, Football!

Silent c

Hey George, if you want to be dragon just be a Elliott..🤣