I got food poisoning from Taco Bell)": (Patreon)

Fun fact about Staph is that it lives in the surface of a lot of people's skin. It usually doesn't make someone sick when they have a healthy immune system but I believe it produces a poison that causes food borne illness and this poison doesn't dissipate when cooked.
Anyways, I still stuffed myself lol. I feel a lot better though and I had a lot of fun making burp videos off of it, but I don't think I'll be eating fast food for a REAAAALLY long time 😭