Joel's First Date (Patreon)

Most people's first dates are memorable, if not awkward.  Joel's was doubly so.  It should have been with that strange Gypsy woman but he turned her down at the last moment.  Now he's starting to realize just what he's been missing!

Ah, well, when he goes on dates, he probably won't have to cover dinner expenses anymore.

Joel: Oh, my God!  I'm burning...all over!  What's happening to me?  My voice...my...my...Please!  MAKE IT STOP!

Helen: Joel!?

Special thanks to patrons Blackwell, who suggested creating a Valentine's Day illustration, and Merlin, on whose idea the illustration is based.