The Nextlander Watchcast 067: Ninja Terminator (1986) (Patreon)

Our first ever Turkey Month kicks off the only way it possibly could: with a z-grade ninjasploitation movie Frankensteined together out of two different movies. We are of course talking about the "great" Godfrey Ho's Ninja Terminator!

CHAPTERS:

(00:00:00) - The Nextlander Watchcast Episode 67: Ninja Terminator (1986)(00:01:16) - Intro.(00:03:59) - Dealing with any pertinent questions up top, and discussion of the '80s ninja boom.(00:08:15) - A brief history of Godfrey Ho, a scam king.(00:16:38) - Poor Richard Harrison.(00:18:34) - Talking about the various ways to watch this movie (and how they're all broken indifferent ways).(00:20:09) - The rampant use of stolen music.(00:22:30) - Alex tries to John Moschitta his way through a LOT of ninja movie titles.(00:25:50) - The set-up for the movie (such as it is).(00:30:56) - We've established our ninja movie, now let's introduce a completely different movie.(00:33:29) - Break!(00:33:46) - We're back, and we're trying to figure out who is being mourned here.(00:37:23) - Who is working for who and who the hell is sending robots.(00:42:42) - We may have broken Brad.(00:47:46) - Trying to pick apart how exactly Jaguar escapes.(00:52:03) - Some of these fights aren't bad. They aren't the ones they shot for this actual movie.(00:55:08) - Bopping around various memorable moments.(01:04:32) - Brad is very disappointed in the filmmakers. And trying to figure out what Jaguar'smovie was originally about.(01:11:27) - Here's your ninja slop, pigs.(01:17:53) - Final thoughts.(01:23:03) - Outro.