Review: "AMBULANCE" (2022) (Patreon)
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2022-04-09 14:02:28
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2026-06
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Might not be the BEST Michael Bay movie - though a contender, maybe? - but is without a doubt the MOST MICHAEL BAY movie: A not too long but also not over-TOO-SOON combination car-chase/heist/shoot-em-up thriller that’s made of macho heroes, psycho bad guys, gorgeous heroines, cars going fast, crashes coming hard, helicopters diving, bullets flying, blood, glass and sparks exploding, high-contrast heavy-saturation cinematography where even the CARS seem like they’re sweating and drone-assisted visual-geography that looks like if “The Concept of Los Angeles” had an OnlyFans Page.
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