Uh… please don’t buy any products I don’t endorse. People are making fake products and naming it after my brand now. (Patreon)

Every day is another struggle 😌

When these issues have been dealt with, my stalker is in jail, my power is back on, my toilet actually flushes, my shower stops backing up sewer water, the townies stop being racist, and my mental health issues are fixed, it’s over for these bitches.