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Car Share - S2 E2 (Patreon)

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2024-06-30 13:00:07
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2026-06
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WOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

This was most deifinitely NOT what I expected for this episode, but oh boy, it was fun!

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https://drive.google.com/file/d/16wHvWbZmhlJXFUy0Eb5bUqPBxwnC6p-_/view?usp=sharing

Comments

Josh

First https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fstatic.wikia.nocookie.net%2Fgameofthrones%2Fimages%2Ff%2Fff%2FVarys8x05Dragonstone.PNG%2Frevision%2Flatest%3Fcb%3D20190513041715&tbnid=HItscPXNHVGZZM&vet=1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fgameofthrones.fandom.com%2Fwiki%2FVarys&docid=pz8QK4nfyx701M&w=332&h=481&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim%2Fm1%2F2&kgs=38e6d2badb1d5040&shem=abme%2Ctrie This is who played the smurf. I don't think you have looked so horrified and disgusted than when she was peeing 🤣🤣 it's the building that is to let what sandwich are you going to have next? I don't think I know any man that has named his car. My friend Sarah calls hers Betty. If she was giving someone a lift they would have to say hello Betty before they were allowed in. She even got eye lashes to put on the headlights 😵‍💫

Muggins

Lovely! Thanks. This will brighten up the evening after England get knocked out of the football. I feel contractually obligated to say "Second" 😔

Paul Finn

to let means you can rent that building

John George

If you're a fan of Game of Thrones you'll be surprised who the guest star under the blue makeup was!

Steve with a beard

You may remember Jay doing an impression of Crazy Frog, in The Inbetweeners, when trying to show Charlotte Hinchcliffe that he was funnier than Will haha. Also I can't speak for all the UK, but where I am it definitely is dark at night. In my road all lights go out at half midnight, to "save money and energy".

littlewazer

The character Elsie is a male actor playing an over-the-top woman for effect. For Game of Thrones fans, it's Conleth Hill, better known as Lord Varys. Elsie tells John that he still has her fork. Elsie had made John a pot noodle snack when he went into her house.

irreverend

To Let means it's available to rent. Usually via a letting agency. I remember thinking it said toilet the first time I saw one as a kid

irreverend

We don't get stabbed that much, it's been at least 10 years since the last time I was :) and to be fair it's probably a bit brighter than it looks there, the headlights in the camera will have affected the white balance a bit I imagine. EDIT: And I've just realised this was recorded back when we still had a lot of sodium streetlights, they only emitted a single spectrum of amber light so the camera probably isn't picking it up as much

irreverend

"He wants to take it easy after what he's been through. Triple bypass, he's had two stents put in since Jubilee. He's only 51, that's no age" Riddled with cancer if the doctors only gave him until Christmas, not being fired

irreverend

Well I'm glad this got uploaded before tomorrow, I'll look forward to the rest when I can resubscribe in future. I hope you enjoy them :)

BobSandwiches

Per the credits, Elsie the Smurf was played by Conleth Hill. He is a Northern Irish actor (hence his accent will not have helped you at all!). The Crazy Frog was originally in an advert for mobile phone ring-tones (which used to be a thing before smartphones) and became the world's most annoying ringtone and later they released some songs. Josh Read above has given a link to one such video, but sadly, in that one they have removed his tiny dangling private parts (😱😱😱) that were a feature of the character. It's not that dark usually: it's just the camera. Besides, UK streets are generally safe to walk at night. [ Exceptions and conditions apply. BobSandwiches accepts no responsibility for people walking down streets at night and getting stabbed in the face and having their phone stolen... ] Putting butter on a sandwich is automatic in the UK - can't immediately think of anything I would not put butter on. I understand it is not normal in the US, but have no idea about Argentina. Also, American bread is basically cake, so I'm hoping Argentinian bread is better. No need to smother it in butter: the idea is just to take away the dryness of the bread... Good to see you looking and acting 100% normal (well, "Mandy-normal" anyway 😁😁😁).

Doctor Frog

Yes! Been waiting so long for another car share! Love it

Benjamin Taylor-Yates

Been that driver so many times. I'm never comfortable around anyonw when theyre drunk. I don't drink more than a pint usually myself. Can't stand the stuff and I drive for a living so I've got no opportunities really. You'll be happy to know that York is probably the safest place in UK to walk at night. Noone will bother you. I've walked across town with a bag with £150 in bus fares on my way to cash in at the depot. Never felt unsafe once even tho it was a Saturday night. It's too quiet here. 🙃 What's the drinking culture in Argentina? Do you end up being the designated driver Miry? 😁 X

Karl Rocks

When you're stone sober and the designated driver it can, with the best will in the world, be testing on your patience dealing with drunk friends in the wee small hours of the morning. So I can empathise with John's mood here. Great to see you back to yourself btw...stay well :)

Muggins

The england did not lose after all. And you still brightened my night. A text book win/win scenario. Can't lose with a bit of Car Share 😁Thanks, Mandy

Muggins

Streets near me feels dark like that since they changed the bulbs for cheaper ones a few years back. John being annoyed - I read it as a third wheel thing because she's sat up in the front too instead of Kayleigh. At the end on the phone call she says "you've still got 'er fork" because John left her house carrying a Pot Noodle (instant noodles) with a fork.

Stevus

I had an ex who named her car Bessie the Beige Beast. No greetings were required though, thankfully.

Josh

That could be a children's book series. Bessie the beige in the haunted castle. Bessie the beige joins the circus. Bessie the beige and the witch's nose.

Stevus

I hope they don't start selling Woody's like THAT in the toy stores! 😳

Stevus

Ooooo, congratulations on breaking the butter barrier and welcome to delicious golden pastures of buttery goodness. 😋 🤗

Stevus

Crazy for you? Classic 80s Madonna.

Dextrous (Lewis)

So close!! 😖 And I'm sorry but WHAT is that rotating sign at 3:17 ??

Stevus

Now I'm wondering if the next episode is going to be in 3 hours! (In the show, of course) Thanks Miss Mandy! ✌️🩵🤘

Kev

I am not built like Ted 2 but I went to a Halloween party with the arse cut out of my brown trousers. Because I was Donkey Kong from Mario Kart, but I did have a cardboard kart around my waist to hide my blushes. 🙈😂

Stuart

My Mrs used to call hers the girls, but they didn't have names as far as I know. These days I wouldn't go to a city like London or Manchester unless I really had to but feel safe walking around, its more certain well known areas or estates that are dodgy. When I was young it was very rare for a woman to be be robbed or attacked in any way and anyone who did was seen as the lowest of the low even among criminals.

Jonathan Davies

I didn’t know our streets where particularly dark at night but now I’m wondering how light Argentina and the rest of the worlds street lighting looks 👀

Stevus

You inhuman monster! 😫... oh... the biscuit... 😆 surely better with a TimTam!?

Josh

I was thinking the same.

Stevus

I think there's always a limit to what street lighting can do, and the most common form of bulb used is sodium (that may have changed now), which is distinctly yellow. But here in Australia, and presumably everywhere else too, how dark or light it is at night depends a lot on the weather ie. If it's overcast or smoggy. The phase of the moon plays a huge roll too. In the outback here in Australia, it's pretty much always quite bright at night, even with no streetlighting, because of how far away from the cities you are. There's less light pollution, so you can see so many more stars, and they illuminate the landscape even beyond what the moon does. I'd guess it's probably overcast at night more in the UK than somewhere like Argentina or Australia so probably overall darker, and you would of course be used to that so it's totally normal to you guys? Just a thought.

Julian

Most street lighting in the uk nowadays is LED. Sodium’s are history. There could have been some LED when this was filmed. LED is more directional and less visible to the camera. But I dunno, I think some brightness is lost with the camera anyway.

David Baker

Hello HELLO Lovely Mandy of Cane Lane Planet Earth P.O BOX Fun and Laughter. Little Insight into why it's so Dark, it's because they are clearly leaving the party late I'm guessing anytime after 11pm-12.30pm or whenever last orders was, and what the local councils do in England is to save money and because there is hardly anyone walking around after that time because the majority are in bed they will dim the street lights to the lowest possible setting

Mandy Cane Lane

Lmao! Welp, thank you for the link. Looks quite different! 🤭

Mandy Cane Lane

Over 4B views!? How have I never seen that before? 😅

Josh

You have taken your first steps into a wider world.

Stevus

I love the new avatar Stanley 🤣 it feels so meta somehow

Stevus

You know, the best thing about the Tim Tam slam (I've never got why its called that, seems dumb), is that you can apply the same principle to any chocolate enrobed biscuit. You can do it with a Penguin biscuit, it seems like many people think there's no real difference between Penguins and Tim Tams. I wouldn't know, never bothered trying them. But you know what makes a brilliant drinking straw for your coffee (or beverage of your choice), Twix! 😋

Muggins

New drone who dis? Nah I'd recognize that accent anywhere. Cheers mate. 🤣🤣😔😔

Stevus

Yeah, i do change quite a bit 😅 my imagination often gets the better of me.

Mandy Cane Lane

That is an odd way to say it. If I rent it, they let me do what with it? 🤪

Mandy Cane Lane

Hi John, I am not a fan, lol. I saw the whole thing though and have been shown pictures of him in GOT costume, but honestly don't remember 😬😅

Mandy Cane Lane

Bold of you Steve to assume I remember ANYTHING! I do not remember. 😅🤣. And what!? That sounds crazy dangerous!

Mandy Cane Lane

I thought the "still has her fork" was a metaphor 🙈😅

Mandy Cane Lane

So they "let" you rent it? 🤪😅 I love this show and can't wait to see how it ends! Hope you are well 🤗

Mandy Cane Lane

Lmao, this made me laugh! 🤣🤣 Bread in Argy is actually really good! The default for sammiches here is mayonnaise. 🤗

Mandy Cane Lane

Ok, I have to say it, but walking the streets alone at night is very different for a man and a woman. Women always feel unsafe. I don't drink alcohol at all so I too get uncomfortable around people that get drunk. A lot of people I know get annoying. Lol. Argentinian do like to drink but they don't normally get drunk, just tipsy. The most popular drinks for gatherings is beer and Fernet which they mix with coke. That is a very Argy drink apparently. I hate it 🤣. Personally I don't go out much so never really have to be the designated driver 🤷🏻‍♀️

Mandy Cane Lane

I am still well, yay! 🤪🥳 Also, yeah, I get it 🤭

John George

The next episode is very cute!

Mandy Cane Lane

Ahhhhh, ok! Thank you. And yeah, it would have been an important night for John and Kayleigh if Elsie wasn't there!!

Benjamin Taylor-Yates

That's true about women. A lot of men don't understand cos they don't realise how often bad things happen. No-one likes watching their back. Maybe not our northern women as much they're a bit more...sturdy 🤣. Not heard of Fernet? What's that like?

Mandy Cane Lane

Hahah, delicious? Yes! But oh boy, I can't eat that all the time. In Argy we say " I am going to roll away" 🤣🤣🤣

Mandy Cane Lane

OHHHHHHHHHH! Hahahhaa, ok, NOW that makes sense! Thank you! Also I don't think these episodes are every day for them. I think it is every few days or more which is why they got so comfortable with eachother in so few episodes. Lots of bonding we didn't get to see

Mandy Cane Lane

OMG!! Hahahhaa, that is amazing! I applaud your courage and commitment to the costume sir! Hopefully your Kart kept you from the cold! 😅

Mandy Cane Lane

Hmmm, interesting. I imagine times have changed though. In Argy streets at night or even in broad daylight are extremely unsafe for everyone. 😓

Stevus

🤣🤣🤣

Mandy Cane Lane

Lmao! Feathers used to stress me out as a kid! 😅🤣 Also OMG I thought that was a recipe to just casually cook penguins. 🙈

Stevus

🤣🤣

Mandy Cane Lane

Well, I do know Japan is mostly ridiculously bright at night with all the street lights. Korea as well if I am not mistaken. Everytime I see the US in films at night it looks well lit. And as for Argy, it obviously depends where you are. In the city there are some smaller streets that are really underlit but back where I used to live, they changed a lot of the street lamps to leds and oh boy those were bright! Main streets are pretty well lit here in the city. Maybe I can take some pictures and post them 🤗 Some highways that go to dangerous neighborhoods don't have any street lamps though. Scary stuff at night.

Mandy Cane Lane

These are so dang cute! I can't wait to see how it ends! 🥰

Mandy Cane Lane

But that is when those few people that do go out need light the most!!! 😅😅😅

Jonathan Davies

Tbf I would say most UK cities are well lit but all the surrounding suburbs and more rural areas are pretty dark! Not sure if posting pics of street lights around the world will end loosing you Patreon subscribers or not but I’m up for starting a collage 🤣

BobSandwiches

They Let it, you Rent it. It's like Sell and Buy: it refers to the same thing (in this case property) but it depends which side of the transaction you are on. 'Let' being short for "letting". Further complicated by "To Let" is short for "Available To Be Let"... English is a weird language, especially considering all the various versions spoken by all the different places it is spoken...

BobSandwiches

Ah well, the good news is that mayo and butter have pretty much the same (high) number of calories per gram (about 730-750 dietary cals per 100g) so spread to your heart's content. Unless, like me, you often use both together...😟

𝓕𝓮𝓲𝓼𝓽𝔂 𝓢𝓽𝓮𝓿𝓮

Hey Mandy, I'm clip hunting, which means I have to re-watch because I can't remember anything that happened beyond the last video I watched (I'm not complaining, it's classic). I don't know how I missed it the first time, but @18:08, did you grunt twice, or did you grunt once and the Smurf grunt once, or did the Smurf grunt twice? Either way, I'm LMAO.🤣🤗

Remi

I'll tell you one thing for sure a lot of men and I mean at least 90% of them have a name for their penises, I my friend is a 999 dispatcher and she's told me countless stories of taking calls where guys have used their cocks name instead of saying penis, for example one guy said Dave's been snapped in half🤣🤣 and for the context he was playing to rough with himself