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Father Ted- S2 E3 - Tentacles Of Doom (Patreon)

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2025-04-03 13:00:15
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BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAA!!!! Bloody feckin' brilliant!

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Josh

First suey

irreverend

No, living with toddlers is far far more annoying :)

irreverend

I'm with you on the phone thing. I always answer if it's someone other than my mother. Not that it ever is.... It's my daughter sometimes though, I always pick up then.

JokerDanny

If you think we do comedy well with only a few characters then wait until you react to The Royle Family that is just one family in one room for the majority of the show and it's great. It's NOT about the British Royal family by the way in case the title of the show is putting you off watching it, it's a sitcom about a northern English working class family, basically a show about people from the part of england I'm from so yes I'm a little biased but I would put the show second to Only Fools and Horses in the greatest British sitcoms.

irreverend

The Ferrero Rocher joke is because that's what is said in an old advert for them. "Monsieur, with these Ferrero Rocher you're really spoiling us."

Josh

What an awful story 😵 You can build a bitch?? Have you tried withholding your number when you call your brothers? They might answer if they don't know its you calling 🤗 https://youtu.be/QdDFrXmc_pU?si=4JAXyRnyfRBEKE49 This is what Jack looks like in real life. I didn't watch it si not sure if it's entertaining or not.

(Just) Steve

The ambulance is in a rush because Father Jack shoved the holy stone up the Bishop’s arse so he needs to get to the hospital! 😝 My brother is just like your brothers. Yesterday I sent him a text around 4pm, no reply. Sent him another text around 7pm, still no reply. Called him at 8pm, no answer. Called his girlfriend, no answer. Called him and his girlfriend again at 9pm, no answer. His girlfriend finally texts me back at 10pm and says she’ll give him a nudge. Called him again at 11pm, no answer. Finally got a text back half an hour ago today asking what I was calling him for. If he read the feckin’ text messages then he’d know! What an eejit… 🙄

Rob G

Crunchy.

Jonathan Davies

Build a bitch??? You must’ve made my ex

irreverend

32:50 reminds me of the time two Jehovah's witnesses came to my door, an older guy and a young lad, seemed like he was new to the door to door thing. I spoke to them for a good 45 minutes, they said they'd come back, they never did. I got the feeling the young lad was questioning things after speaking to me to be honest

JokerDanny

Frank Kelly who played Father Jack was actually a soft spoken classically trained actor and the complete opposite of his character and the creators of the show have said they were actually surprised when he accepted the role. A behind the scenes fact for you; people wouldn't eat with him when they were filming show because the prosthetic "flaky skin" he wore for the character would fall off into the food. Gross fact but a fact.

Jonathan Davies

Frank Kelly who plays Father Jack was a well know a Shakespearean theatre actor which in itself was an in-joke 😂 and yea he looks WAYYYY different in real life

irreverend

I think the ambulance might have been for the bishop with a stone up his arse...

Jonathan Davies

The old priest look ‘a little bit’ like Tim Roth maybe? 🤔

michael moslin

If people don't pick up the phone when you call it's definitely because they don't like you

Remi

About your story about the falling woman does superb mean janitor? Like does Argentina not have crime scene cleaner's because I can imagine the fucking mess that would have made and it would probably require a lot of scrubbing

Remi

Can you make a video showing us how to build a bitch I'd really like to have my own custom bitch with a long coat and a wet snout 🤣

Tez

A little bit De Niro, too.

Jeffrey44

Please correct your spelling, Remi. The thing about that story that I didn't realise at first is when "they made him clean up the mess", the "they" is Mandy and her Mum (or Mom as an American would say). He worked in the building where they lived. He was working for the Cane Lane family. They were his bosses and they made him clean up his dead wife's blood and guts. Let that sink in for a minute, MCL (Mandy Cane Lane) didn't pay for a crime scene cleaner. You think you know someone and then you hear a story like that about them. Disgusting.

Remi

Janitor corrected, now what the fucking hell are you on about?

AWR93

I feel like if I sat in that corner I would get deadly sick 😭

Jonathan Pettitt

The hearse was for the deceased Bishop Jordan, but the ambulance was for Bishop Facks, who needed to have the holy stone removed after Jack inserted it into him, hence his odd walk at the end of the episode and Ted asking him whether the stone would still be a Class II when they remove it.

Benjamin Taylor-Yates

Mrs Doyle's glasses are like my best mates. He's totally unrecognisable without them. Mine don't make much difference. Tho, a beard does add on 10 years some days. Less said about the suicide stories the better. How tragic. But on the topic of your building: what's gone boom in mandyland now? What do you need the plumber for?

DriveIn

Random thought but the expert rolling of the Rs on "Ferrero Rocher" was a wonder to behold 🤗 the thing about being English is I can only roll one R and then I need a rest 😜

Josh

Random question of the day. What's your favourite things about trees?

Josh

One of my tutors at college was called Teresa Green 🤣

Stevus

I love trees. Little trees. Big trees. Fruity trees. Shoe trees. Toilet trees. People named trees-a 😉

Stevus

Oops, forgot my favourite thing. My favourite thing about trees is how you can yell TIMBERRRRRRRRRR when you cut one down.

Mandy Cane Lane

Lmao! You know? It's been 20 years now and it still requires effort! 😅

Mandy Cane Lane

Ever since I moved in my sink needs to be repaired. The cold tap works sometimes. Lol -- Also, I have a friend that looks bizarre without his glasses on! 🤣

Mandy Cane Lane

Lmao! Dang it, I messed up. Thank you for clarifying! 🤗✨️

Mandy Cane Lane

Ohh, sounds like you want to build a husky! Remember those work much better in cold climates 😋

Mandy Cane Lane

Lmao. The "super" is tye superintendant and is the person in charge of the building maintenance.

Mandy Cane Lane

Then my brother dislikes me, our other brother, our mom, his wife and his child. Lol 😅😅 Rough life 🤪

Mandy Cane Lane

You have no idea how much this made me laugh 🤣🤣🤣

Mandy Cane Lane

Lmao! I messed up the cars! Lol. And yeah, my brother does that kinda stuff too. Great for emergencies!

Mandy Cane Lane

Haha, nah, they are just bad at phones. They get all worried later when they realised I called. And oh my goodness, looks like a respectable man! 😮

Mandy Cane Lane

Hahahahhaa! The last comment made me laugh. Yup, my bad! 🤣🤣

Jeffrey44

That would be an ecumenical matter.

Josh

Mandy correct ❤️❤️❤️

emu cat

Bishops love sci-fi