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Taskmaster - S5 E5 - A Wind-Dried Puffin. (Patreon)

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2023-05-01 13:01:00
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2026-06
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Back in business y'all!! And happy to be back!  🌈🙌🏻

Read only after watching:

Also, FYI for those wondering, mosquito was in fact a stripy one and was neutralized about 10 minutes after filming this. I shall live to see another day, yay!

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Taskmaster - S5 E5 - A Wind-Dried Puffin.

Comments

BazMan01

Bob is my favourite human.

Chris

Happy May Day! 😉

Ari.g

Hope you stay healthy mandy!! Glad to see you back <33

Richard Portegies

You are right, Guadalajara is a city. I think she meant Guatemala instead.

Jeffrey44

A few weeks ago you said Britain always seemed to have bird flu. Now you have 100% confirmed Dengue Fever (or Dengue as an Argentinian might say) and possibly a fatal case of Double Dengue. I'm very sorry to hear that but maybe you won't be so judgemental of other countries public health issues, perceived or real, in the future, if you have a future. There are only three more episodes of Taskmaster series 5 to go. It's Champion of Champions next where previous winners Josh Widdicombe, Katherine Ryan, Noel Fielding, Rob Beckett and whoever wins Series 5 compete. Hopefully you'll at least get to see the end of this series but if you start Champion of Champions, remember you may not get to see the end, it's two episodes long.

Jeffrey44

Do they have May Day in Argentina?

Robert 'Neutron' Sound

I'm not saying Mark wins the series, but he's actually been in the lead since episode 2.

Chris

Sure

Robert 'Neutron' Sound

49:17 is the first occurrence of Alex's catchphrase, "All the information's on the task."

Chris

Yes, hence I wrote "Sure".

Jeffrey44

I'm good Danny, thank you for asking. How are you?

JokerDanny

Mark Watson is generally a nervous person, he genuinely used to perform his stand-up comedy in a Welsh accent instead of his natural English accent because "It enabled me to be uninhibited and hide slightly from the fact that I was doing stand-up. It's so weird hearing your own voice and the whole thing is quite a self-conscious exercise. So it was kind of a defence mechanism for me."

Jeffrey44

That's an interesting fact. Thank you.

Woody Barrelson

Back with some Taskmandy, Ripper! And you're no dumb-ass, slow-ass maybe, but you got the ✌️ '2' pretty quick, so moderately fast-ass it is! Congrats!🤪 Miss Mandy is back bringing joy to the masses. Yay 🤗

Tony Mingoia

Welcome back Mandy! The high octane thing is complicated. As you read, the term comes from fuel; the octane rating of a fuel denotes its ability to withstand compression. When used in a high-compression engine, this means a lot more power. Engines and fuels like this tend to be used in racing. This is where the metaphorical use of the term comes from. From the high speed, high adrenaline, high risk action of motor racing. As such, you might say something was “high octane” that doesn’t involve fuel at all, but it was still adrenaline inducing and exciting. I expect most people have forgotten the origin of the phrase. I hope that helps!

Mandy Cane Lane

HAHAHAHA! Thank you Jeffrey, as always. Will keep that in mind! xD

Mandy Cane Lane

Is it really? I feel like I have heard that before.. 🤔

Mandy Cane Lane

That did help! Thank you for sharing your wisdom Tony!! 🤗

Jeffrey44

In this episode, Bob Mortimer says that he phoned up a radio show and claimed (falsely) that his son was a fast runner. You can actually hear him do that here... https://youtu.be/aaRGtrYKqys

Woody Barrelson

You've been a great host and that was a great episode, so much shenaniganiganininging... 🤔🤪. When Mark sent that water cooler off and you realised, "omg, do I have this guy to win the whole series! I lost it 🤣🤣, best moment of the video for me, that was hilarious. And please don't die😳

Jeffrey44

It was a lie? Robert, this is very disappointing if true. What do you have to say for yourself?

Robert 'Neutron' Sound

I think you might have heard it before because you've already watched the most recent New Years Treat. But chronologically, this is the first time Alex said it.

Mandy Cane Lane

I am still kicking! And I am pretty confident I am going to lose that guess! Haha

Gary

Mandy Cane Lane

I was soooo confused at first because I thought you were telling me 'belcro' was the correct pronounciation! 😅😅 Haha, definitely the lozenge's fault. 🤪 And I don't need to be bias with Bob, his amazingness speaks for itself! 🤪🤣

Josh

Hope this doesnt make me sound bad but NO FUCKING WAY ARE YOU 30!!! 😂😂

Josh

Look ive lived in england for 25 years and i never knew what high-octane meant, even after this i dont 🤣

Josh

You seemed shocked mark won the episode, even tho hed already won one and was leading the series at this point 😂😂

Mandy Cane Lane

Not for a few more days. Compliment taken though... I think 😅

Mandy Cane Lane

Hahahhaha! Everyone explained it, I don't remember anymore 🤣😅

Josh

I always assumed you were around 22-25 ngl, that really shocked me, you must have some great moisturizer 🤣🤣