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Would I Lie To You At Christmas? - Season 7 (Patreon)

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2023-12-23 13:00:11
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Ok, so just in case I can't catch you guys before it comes, Merry Christmas to all!

I still have some more holiday things I want to watch, but I have no idea when I will have time and be able to upload them, so better late than never. For now though, this is all I got! 😃

Not sure why I can never get stuff done in time.... time just kind of slips away from me... but existential crisis aside, I wish health, joy and love to you all and to yours! 💜

Stay curly friends!

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Would I Lie To You At Christmas? - Season 7

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Josh

Sunderland are at home today against Coventry, score prediction? Yes it's football or as the Americans call it soccer 🤢

Josh

Random question of the day. If you could spend one day with a famous person who would it be and why?

SaRa

You gotta watch this year's one!

Danny

Theres 11 Christmas specials including this years. This was the first season they did them. I like the series 10 one, as Chris Kamara is in it and he is always fun to see. He's a kooky football commentator. Heres a fun 5 minute compilation of him https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rHyrN9PRioY . I'm sure people would like that, he's very popular

JokerDanny

the neighbour wanted the snow to make his own snowman

steven

I bet Barry had a bad case of eczema because some older people have thin skin. It tears like paper on some of them. I bet he was a mess, the poor bloke. We do keep snow. I have several freezers full of the stuff, just in case of emergencies. Thank you for the video Mandy 🤗

Captain Howdy

So what was your butt telling you? My butt tells me stuff all the time. BTW, Barry Cryer sadly passed away last year at the age of 86. He was a great comedian but even more so, a great comedy writer.

paul

Mandy, Keith and Barry, under Weaknesses, you've all put Eczema...

paul

RIP Bazza

Ash Jeffries

Great reaction, Mandy and a Merry Christmas! The neighbour may have children and want the snow outside to build their own snowman. We quite like snow in the UK as we don't get it often. We're also a really private culture so don't want anyone trespassing on our property. Someone clearing snow (and especially ice) from public footpaths and roads = amazing. Someone stepping on to your property and removing all the snow = what are you doing?!?!!!! 🙈😂 The last card for Lee wasn't really part of the game. It was set up for no one to buy (as a fair few of his cards are I think) from the outset and just a platform for Lee to be Lee, for the comedy. The actual game is fun but it's the comedy that has made WILTY (and other panel shows) so popular and successful! Poor Barry with eczema that bad! Like you, Mandy, I have had it, but not been hospitalised with it. I still get it a little bit. Barry is older and his skin paper thin perhaps so a much more serious issue. Ouch! Enjoyed that! Thanks Mandy! Enjoy your Christmas sushi! 😎🎄🎅🎉

Jeffrey44

The thing about Arsenal is, they always try to walk it in.

Jeffrey44

Who, me? Oh, I would probably have to say Jesus Christ or Mohammed (pbuh) depending on their and my availability. Failing that, Slimer from Ghostbusters. He seems like a laugh.

paul

Any new years resolutions Mandy? Or anyone?

Joeb

Merry Christmas Mandy 🎄

AWR93

Merry Christmas Mandy 🎄

Jeffrey44

Merry Christmas Mandy 🎄

Josh

Oh yeah merry Christmas my sexy lil fucker ❤️❤️ hope you have an amazing time x

steven

Merry Christmas Mandy 🎄

Josh

Merry Christmas Mandy 🎅 🎄

paul

Hahaha, I couldn't agree more. That's one of my favourite Karlisms, right up there with, "A problem solved is a problem... caused." 🤣

Josh

Random question of the day ©️ Josh Read. What were the best and worst presents you have ever received?

paul

Merry Christmas Mandy 🎅 🎄 😘

paul

In 92, I got the snes cartridge of Zelda 3 and the cassette tape of Michael Jackson's Dangerous album. What was amazing is they were both stocking fillers. Usually my stocking contained a chocolate orange (brilliant) and a load of tat, so it was an unusually strong year!

Josh

Sorry to disappoint but the sexy lil fucker was meant for my future wife Mandy but look if she turns me then I'll all yours sunshine 😂😂

Josh

I was thinking of 98 when I got Zelda ocarina of time for the N64 can't beat Zelda 😆 if they were sticking fillers what were your main presents?!?!?

Josh

Either way then we get a wedding 🥰 Tim Hawkins has some great songs ready to go.

Josh

Everyone's invited from Patreon to mine and Mandy's wedding btw

Josh

Whose Tim Hawkins?

TrickUpMySteve

What was Wenger thinking, bringing Walcott on that early?

paul

I think they were the main presents and my parents must have put them in my stocking because they were small enough to fit. I remember sneaking out onto the landing at like 5am, just to get the old chocolate orange basically, then listening to Dangerous on my walkman in bed for an hour, then sneaking downstairs to play Zelda at 6am before anyone else got up. Happy days... 😊

Josh

Have people just woken up from a coma 😂

Jeffrey44

I really hope you get some in 2024, Josh. Or maybe get a cold shower installed. You are a randy (or horny as an American would say) devil.

Josh

Sounds a great Christmas to me.

Josh

That's awesome 🙂

Josh

Youtube tim hawkins inappropriate wedding songs also check out his things not to say to your wife it may help you 😉

Josh

I do have a cold shower installed 😂 and I will do, thanks Josh

Josh

It's not my business if you need a cold shower 🤣

Josh

Never had one tho

Woody Barrelson

I do love a Terry's chocolate orange 🍊 😋

Mandy Cane Lane

Josh Sloan you really need to calm down. 😅 Some of your comments are getting innapropriate. If you do marry Stevie though, I would gladly go to the wedding

Josh

🥺🥺 I'm sorry

Woody Barrelson

My worst gift was an organ (the musical kind you sick f#cks) which in hindsight is pretty ridiculous, so go ahead and ridicule. But I had asked specifically for a piano. I love the piano and to me pianos and organs are very different things. Nothing wrong with organs per se, it's just that I had asked for a piano, or if that was too expensive, then just a decent keyboard would be great. So I ended up with the ONE thing I didn't want. But it was true to form for my parents. One year my brother wanted a BMX, he got a racer (road bike). He hated it.

Josh

I got too carried away with this storyline thingy 😅 thanks for telling me tho 🙂

Woody Barrelson

#wiltyac looks like an awareness campaign for Yaks in need of ED meds. 🤪

Josh

We lost 3-0 btw 😂

Woody Barrelson

I love Miles' laugh, he's one of my low key favourites. And about the eczema, my brother has had really bad eczema since he was a baby and has always had to cream up and sometimes he would be bandaged up too, more when he was younger though. He still has issues with it a bit but it's not so bad now. Just another perspective. Anyhoo, go ahead and enter the Wizards dream for about 15 minutes or so but please don't fall Miss Miranda! And if you read this before the 'big day', then hope you have a fantastic Sushimas. 🍣🎄🎁🤗💜

Rusty Dog (edited)

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2026-09-23 20:00 Nice to see the late Barry Cryer on this one. A legit comedy genius if there ever was one (next to Stan Laurel of course). He wrote comedy for so many of the great British comedians. Oh if only you knew about ISIHAC :)
2023-12-23 23:04

Josh

Well after seeing how much of my life I've wasted on the playstation this year mine is seriously cut down its shameful 😞

Josh

Was hoping you'd see it as a running gag but yeah apologies if It worried or scared you or anything, hope we're alright, don't want you to hate me or anything, anxiety can get in the bin 🥲

Josh

You forget to put yet 🤣😁

Sam Froki

Merry Christmas 😊🎄

Woody Barrelson

🫡 yes sir, head with a D indeed 😂 (I assume that was you ridiculing me)

paul

I didn't see the avalanche of eczema based banter coming when I first clicked on this reaction. Merry Eczmas indeed! 😆

Josh

Random question of the day. What's your plans for 2024 and your new years resolutions? Btw I'm really not well so that's about 10 Christmases I'm ill for 😅

Woody Barrelson

Pro tip : You'll probably wanna prick that sausage with a fork or knife or something before introducing it to your disappointing frying pan to avoid it splitting. And definitely double up on your loo paper (or triple for added protection), that should help prevent a startled, soiled finger. Frankly, just don't cheap out on loo paper. 😁 my present to you Mr Hypnobob. 😜

Mandy Cane Lane

I feel like a day with Karl Pilkington would be a fun day! 🤣

Mandy Cane Lane

Interesting, but I wouldn't be comfortable with that 😅

Mandy Cane Lane

I know longer remember, but my butt usually tells me when chairs are uncomfortable 🤪

Mandy Cane Lane

Thank you for explaining all that Ash! Am currently waiting for the sushi rice to cool! 🥰

Mandy Cane Lane

If you enjoy gaming Josh, it is not time wasted! -- My plan for next year is to move to my own place and try to survive all of lifes curveballs. Maybe get in better shape, but I have been saying that for years. 😅 Oh I also plan to turn 31. Lol 🤪

Josh

I do enjoy gaming, its just seeing the amount of time spent this year is scary 😨 oh to be 31 again. You will love living alone it's awesome

Mandy Cane Lane

Aww, such fun stories! My worst would have to be an ex bought me a really shitty bench for my birthday, like wtf? Lol. And the best... hmm..... the same ex got me a phone when I really needed one to work and couldn't afford it. Lol

Mandy Cane Lane

LMAO Paul, and I didn't understand your comment Steven 😅

Josh

A bench? I've no idea what that's about 🤔 that's nice that he got you a phone though.

Mandy Cane Lane

Thank you Steven!! Sushimas is in session, rice is cooling as I type! Haha. Also my condolences to your brother's rough patches.(pun intended) I know how awful that can be!

Josh

Thank you awesome Mandy 💜

Mandy Cane Lane

I don't know where that comment came from Hypnobob, but it deserves some praise, so hear, have a medal! 🏅

Woody Barrelson

Wilt yac, ED - erectile disfunction, maybe that helps 🤷‍♂️ yes, I know yac is spelt wrong.

Mandy Cane Lane

OMG me too! Haha, although this year I am not that bad. Seems like a Christmas curse, lol. I plan to move to my own apartment, and just live life to the fullest. 🤪

Josh

What is your favourite sushi dish?

Josh

Its been years since I've had sushi but never tried it cooked or cocked 🤣

Josh

You may like it, it may change your life. Merry Christmas to you too Stevie 🍻

Josh

Wouldn't you be lonely tho, I hope you're fine for tomorrow

Gary

Woody Barrelson

Yeah, can't imagine making California rolls with raw rice! Mmm crunchy.

Terje Flågan

Merry Christmas Mandy! I feel a little late to the party here now, but I had to put this one off a bit. But now, just back from the family Christmas party, was the perfect time :) Our main celebration is on Christmas Eve (24th), so that is now out of the way :) Many Christmas hugs from your biggest fan in the Nordics 🧑🏻‍🎄 💜

Danny

Big Keith from The Office! The big dozy guy with the glasses and goatee

Josh

It's officially Monday so I wanna be the first to officially with you a merry Christmas you filthy animal 😂 (it's a home alone reference, no telling me off this time 😂)

Danny

Merry Christmas to you Mandy! It is now officially Christmas here as of 2 minutes ago!🎄🎉All the best for the new year

Josh

You too mate, have a great day while I throw up 😅

Josh

Merry Christmas Josh 🎅 🎄

Josh

Merry Christmas josh 🎅 🎄

Josh

I've been to work ill, got sent home, slept for a few hours, still ill now but can't settle it's annoying

Josh

It's turning into the Waltons merry Christmas John boy 🤣🤣 Merry Christmas patreons. I can't sleep think I might have my first Christmas cigarette

Josh

Not well or drunk too much?

Josh

Not well, I don't drink anymore, haven't for a good 18 months

Josh

Oh no. Hopefully you will feel better later on so you can enjoy the day. Take it easy and drink plenty of water.

Josh

I will do cheers mate, plus touch wood I've been alright mentally the last few days so hopefully I'm starting to turn a corner this festive period

paul

Ah ok, sorry, I thought "ED meds" meant "Eczema meds" for some reason, hopefully my comment seems slightly less random now! Lol.

paul

"Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time, FACT!" What "philosopher" said that? Bertrand Russell (not Dolly Parton this time) and I've modernized Bertrand's famous quote by adding a David Brent style "FACT!" for emphasis! 😉

paul

In The Office, Big Keith put Accounts under Strengths and Eczema under Weaknesses. 😉

Josh

Have you felt OK today? I've got a pounding headache going on right now 😩

Josh

Noooo has like a quarter of my Christmas dinner and just been asleep for about 3 hours

Josh

Random question of the day. Wait it's not a question it's a random quiz, a friends quiz that is, sorry this is ONLY FOR MANDY SO SHE CAN'T CHEAT (my apologies guys) it's pretty easy tho and these are off the top of my head 😂 1. Who said and what were the first words ever spoke on the show? 2. What was the last word on the show and who by 3. When pheobe and Mike were married what did pheobe change her name too? 4. In what season did joey 'propose' to Rachel? 5. What dickhead presented the reunion special? It's a short one as I'm ill AF but if you'd like another quiz type thing for new year I can try and get one together?

Josh

Sorry to hear that. Hopefully you will be netter soon amd can enjoy yourself

Josh

Hopefully, not going down to hull tomorrow so only need to stress about going back to work on Wednesday

Josh

Is your job a cause of stress for you? What is ot you do?

Josh

Oh no it's not at all it's just I hate being ill at work or if I'm worse and can't go in I hate the thought of calling in sick and having someone cover for me, it's the worst thing about having anxiety

Josh

I hate having to call in sick too. But if its what you need it's the best thing for you to do until your better. Do you have anyone to talk to about your anxiety? There is some good support out there mate.

Josh

Thankfully I've never had too call in sick, years ago I had my dog put down at 12 and 90 mins later I was at work 😅 more people know about my problems on this Patreon than anywhere else

Jeffrey44

1. Joey said "Welcome to Friends. My name is Joey. Let me introduce you to my pals or 'Friends' if you will" 2. Joey said "Thank you for watching Friends. Let's end our time with a two minute silence for those who we have lost since the first episode (or season premier as I, as an American, would say)" 3. Mike 4. This didn't happen. 5. Was it big fat unfunny James Cordon (or normal sized hilarious James Cordon as an American would say)?

Josh

Random question of the day. What did you think of Sunderland's 1-0 win against hull city in the football today?

Josh

That's OK then. I was the same with my old dog too. We don't judge you mate we seem a good bunch. Hopefully you will OK at work tomorrow 🙂

Mandy Cane Lane

Hahaha, that was wild! 🤣 Anything with raw salmon honestly. Really like salmon nigiris too. Sushi is definitely not for everyone, but I feel like everyone should try it at least once. From a safe place though... not a gas station or vending machine 😅

Mandy Cane Lane

Merry late Christmas dear Gary!!! Never gave anyone an IOU before xD

Mandy Cane Lane

I am late to this one, but thank you sweet Terje!!! I hope you had a wonderful time!! In Argentina they also celebrate on the 24th and wait until 12 O'clock to bust out the champagne and get drunk! Hahaha

Mandy Cane Lane

Oh no!!! I hope you Joshes are better know! Sorry to read all of that, and thank you Josh Sloan!! I understand the anxiety of calling in sick, but you deserve days to yourself, especially if you feel unwell. 🤗🤗

Mandy Cane Lane

Thank youuuu!!! Hope you had an awesome time Danny!!! 💜💜

Mandy Cane Lane

Did it taste of candy canes? =p Hope you are feeling great now Josh! 💜

Mandy Cane Lane

OH SNAP!! Dang, I actually haven't watched the show in about 2 years. So I am going to give it a shot! 1) Hmm... I feel like it was Chandler talking about a dream of his... can't remember the words though. 2) Chandler!!! Asking "Where?" after Rachel asked if they had time for coffee before going to the new house! 3) Princess Consuela Bananahammock!! 4) Oh dang, I am bad at knowing the Seasons. Going to go with Season 8 though. 5) Lmao, if you hadn't used insults I wouldn't have remembered!! That James Corden guy... or something like that. And this was fun! If you wouldn't mind, I would enjoy another. Also sorry you are still ill. Hope you feel better when you read this! =)

Mandy Cane Lane

I don't follow football so my thoughts on it are 'moo' xD

Josh

Not quite candy canes but was enjoyable. I will feel incredible in a few hours when I can finally finish work and go home.

Josh

Mamdy always safety conscious 🥰 what's a nigiris?

Josh

Aww I thought you still watch it all the time but yeah I'll give all 5 to you there, need to put some work into future quizzes 😅

Josh

You're like the dad I've never had josh and I'm gonna go in and try the shift, whether I'm in the whole time is another story

Jeffrey44

The thing about Arsenal is they always try to walk it in.

Josh

You're one weird lad Jeffery 😂

Stevus

did you see that ludicrous display last night?

Josh

Who from

Mandy Cane Lane

I tried to rewatch it recently but after watching so many good english shows without one, the laughter track drove me nuts. 😅😅

Josh

Wait they was a live audience there I'm positive

Josh

Jesus Christ I'm literally so close to being fully caught up here, it's gonna be weird

Josh

Fun fact about Stephen mangan is that he was in a show with matt leblanc called episodes which is why robs bit introducing them made sense 😅

Carl-Fredrik L

At least in the south of England. People WANT snow , bc its so rare there that its heavily romanticed to have snow in the yard!! Kids love it and everything. But its often the case that when it does snow there, it melts the second it hits the ground . The winter months are often just gray and damp. Althou i dont know in which part of England this was supposed to take place. This is in reference to Miles Jupp talking about neighbours complaining about him using up all the snow to build a massive snowman. And you wondering if people wouldnt love it if the snow was cleared