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Taskmaster - S9 E2 - Butter In The Microwave. (Patreon)

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2024-01-23 13:00:08
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2026-06
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Ok, so I am going to level with you guys, it is 4 a.m. and I am exhausted and I have no idea what to write and I am just hoping I uploaded the right episode. LOL  Fingers crossed I didn't mess up! Enjoy!! =)

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Taskmaster - S9 E2 - Butter In The Microwave.

Comments

Josh

Been looking forward to this Mandy 😊 have you been OK?

steven

When talking about the bags, I love how you lowered your voice slightly when you said knock-off, like the bag police were listening. 🤣

steven

Ed's drawing looked like an evil Spock with his red eyes. See, being a single Trekkie comes in handy. 🤣🤣 I thought Jo Brand was going to be annoying this season, but she made me laugh in this episode. Brill reaction. Thank you for the video Mandy 🤗

Josh

You have an awesome contagious laugh. The YouTuber Natalie Gold's laugh is loudest ever poor woman 😱

Benjamin Taylor-Yates

I'll be honest I have had to hide in a Wheely bin before. Thankfully it was an empty brand new one. Problem was...Wheely bins are hard to get out of in general but it's even worse when you make the stupid decision to go in head first. 😂😂

Josh

Context is needed 🤣

Jeffrey44

Lou Sanders is a professional ice dancer now. I watched a programme about it on Sunday.

Benjamin Taylor-Yates

I stole my teachers bicycle seat. 😂 He wasn't dead chuffed to discover I'll be honest. His face went all red.

Josh

I don't imagine he was. I locked my maths teacher in a cupboard and chucked the keys in the bin 🤣

Benjamin Taylor-Yates

I had nothing against the bloke I was doing it for a bet. 😂 Best pack of donuts I ever earned. Thankfully, I was the smart quiet one so noone thought it was me.

Josh

Happy days 🤣

Jeffrey44

Benji, I'm sorry but I can't see who you are conversing with. I think they have blocked me. Would you be a love and ask them to remove me from their blocked users list? They can go to Settings and then Blocked Users to do so. My name is Jeffrey44. That's, Jeffrey44. Thank you ever so much. .

Benjamin Taylor-Yates

Josh Read: A user "Jeffrey44" asks if you have them on your blocked list? And to double check as they're confused as to why they can't see your comments. Ta.

Josh

I've been asked that before. I don't know how to block people and if I have it was a accident. Any idea how I can check?

Josh

I've looked at the settings in the app and the website both are different but can't see a more option or anything about blocked users?

Josh

I had to go through my TV which was a ball ache think I've sorted it. There were 2 people from another patreon I subscribe to and 2 gibberish icons. Not sure if they were jeffery44 as I've always been able to see his comments and if I somehow blocked him I wouldn't be able to would I? I don't know 🤔

Josh

That's why I couldnt find it on my phone. My sister stole my laptop last month so had to make do without it. Bloody little sisters 🤣

Josh

Funny how that always works isn't it 🤣

Jeffrey44

Hi Josh Read, I'm now seeing your comments. Very pleased to meet you.

Josh

Random question of the day. What's the worst injury you've ever sustained?

Josh

Or as an American would say, pleased to meet ya 🤣 I've always been able to see your comments though.

Jeffrey44

Could someone clarify, do Americans not use the phrase "Egg on ones face", or is it only Mandy Cane Lane who doesn't use it? Is anyone here on speaking terms with any other Americans that they could ask?

Jeffrey44

Have you caught up with all of Mandy Cane Lane's videos yet, Josh? When will you watch this one for example? A rough estimate will do. No one is going to hold you to it.

Josh

I've got about 4 vids to watch so I'll have this watched by or on Sunday

Stevus

Can't believe you pinched my comment! I was all lined up with 'aren't bagpipes without the pipes just a bag?' Ohhhh it was gonna be so sweet. And now what have I got? Yesterdays jam. Old, used up material thats just stale... like a packet of crisps... on a roof. Well, i guess i'll let you get back to 'biting yourself in the foot' 😂 But please, whatever happens, PLEASE don't shoot yourself in the tongue! 🤪🤗 For the record, i very much enjoyed that. I was entertained! I dare say, even more than you were, for the obvious reason.

Stevus

it's much easier to get out of a wheelie bin if you have an Ed Gamble to pull you out by the hug.

paul

How do you think you would do on Taskmaster Mandy? Would you fancy yourself to win the series? I'm guessing you would nail any rainbow based tasks, although they've probably vowed never to do anything rainbow related ever again after last week's shambles. 😆

paul

Tomorrow I'm talking to an old friend ("oooh fwend") who is American so I will ask about this and report back to you Jeffrey. However, I strongly suspect this is just "Mandy being Mandy" and most Americans do know the expression. By the way, Mandy has sort of heard it before herself as it came up in the IT Crowd recently. Moss said something like "egg and my face are in alignment".

paul

I bet Mandy could out-squeak her though... 😉

Josh

I honestly don't think she could 🤔 still both are awesome nice people. Natalie does movie reactions you should have a look though turn turn the volume down first 🤣

Robert 'Neutron' Sound

Ed actually came really close to winning the first episode too. He only ended up second because Rose got the bonus point in the live task.

Josh

Knowing Mandy's luck they won't have a rainbow based task. I bet she will fall off the stage like Jess and not see the second part of the task then argue with the taskmaster and end up with 0 points 🤣

paul

Oh yeah, I know who she is. She's nice. She's one of those youtubers I "follow" but only watch her reaction if the film is one of my faves, which unfortunately is not so often. I think I found her via Back To The Future.

Josh

I'm exactly the same. Apparently she's doing hacksaw ridge next. I found her through the green mile.

paul

Ok just watched that youtube clip Josh and I stand corrected (said the man in orthopedic shoes), I'm not sure Mandy could out-squeak her. Man alive, she's got a pair on lungs on 'er. 😆

Josh

It's impressive isn't it, just don't watch her when you have a headache 🤣

paul

Haha, I could definitely see her getting fiesty with Greg... and getting frustrated at not being able to hit pause. She'd crush the visual/artistic/creative tasks though, which is quite a lot of them.

paul

Haha right! Or when you're lifting a cup of hot coffee to your mouth... 😆 Remember to pause, drink coffee, unpause...

Josh

Yeah not being able to hit pause will be a big setback 🤣 she will keep getting more fiesty wouldn't she. That is a very good point she will win hands down doing that type of thing. Have you seen her drawing videos on YouTube? The woman has talent 👏 🙌

paul

And would she be another one of those contestants that treats Alex like their own personal assistant during the tasks? 😆 I haven't seen her drawing videos. Where are they? Are they just on her channel but years ago?

paul

Didn't Karl's dad pop a kid in a wheely bin? Think that comes up in xfm at some point... 😆

Josh

She won't be rude but she will get frustrated The eyebrow will rise and the head will shake for sure but she won't be rude to Alex. Go to her playlist and they are the very bottom one called speed drawings.

paul

I just watched the one called Woman. Very impressive. And of course the woman in the drawing has one of her boobs out. 😆

Josh

Talented isn't she. She can sing, is amazing at art, though I reckon her cooking skills are lacking 🤣🤣 maybe the woman she was drawing was hot that day.

paul

Haha, indeed! Multi-talented Mandy.

Josh

Oh God could you imagine 🤣

Josh

Yeah I remember that conversation 🤣🤣

Benjamin Taylor-Yates

Our poor lady here is gonna be up all night reading through us talking bollocks hahaha. Sorry Mandy, much love. 😂

Joeb

Since nobody else has mentioned it, I was more surprised that based on your reponse neither the US or South America butters their bread - it's typical across Europe, and I believe also Aus/NZ. You mentioned mayo as if it was one or the other, but we wouldn't use those mutually exclusively, all sandwich/toast slices are buttered, and then fillings and condiments are added, so a ham and mayo sandwich would implicitly also contain buttered bread! Too dry without! Strange I also never noticed this before now, because I've spent the last 5 years living in Canada, and I have so far never noticed a lack of butter usage!

Josh

That's a good point. We should be more considerate to the poor woman 😔🤣🤣

Joe D

I was surprised by that as well. Looked on Google and it does seem like mayo is more popular in the States. Also found hundreds of articles with titles like 'Brits SHOCKED to learn that Americans don't butter their bread' lol. Every day's a school day.

Joe D

Someone may have mentioned this before but Rose is James Acaster's ex and their break up is reported to be one of the things that caused his unfortunate breakdown a few years ago. Just a little background info!

Josh

I never knew that

Josh

Don't worry,we all know it would have been better coming from you. Let Mandy have her moment. You are the real reason we all have joined patreon 😊

Stevus

Agreed. She got in first, she deserves the recognition! 💯

Stevus

Nor did I! Interesting.

Lee Dellbridge

Hmmm I thought it was Rowan Atkinson stealing another of his exes.

Lee Dellbridge

I love Rose so much. Her hair is remarkable. That team task was one of my favourites because you have the youth trying to be fast and the older people just having a chat and a sandwich and I feel that is more my pace these days.

Rusty Dog (edited)

Comment edits

2026-09-23 20:00 This was a real fun episode. Lots of laughs. You mentioned at the start about all the cooking you do etc. I know someone who invented a chicken/cheese/tomato pie. Hoping one day to get the recipe. ;). Hehe. Did your T-Shirt say 'Get Lost in the great outdoors'? I've no idea what the deal was with that task about the eggs and the humiliation etc. :) It didn't have a punchline, so to speak. The image you said that reminded you of someone, to me it was Spock from Star Trek, because of the raised eyebrow, haha. Ed Gamble for season winner? Ooooh, brave. I hope you're right and well done on getting episode winner!! Enjoyed this one, thank you.
2024-01-24 22:23

Josh

Random question of the day. What's your favourite superhero?

paul

Sorry Jeffrey, I did talk to my American friend this morning but we got disconnected a lot and it completely slipped my mind to ask about the whole egg on face situation.

Mandy Cane Lane

I have been great, thank you! 🤗 More importantly, how have you been??

Josh

I'm all good yes, healing nicely 💜

Mandy Cane Lane

Hahaha, you guys chat away! I love that you all started getting along and I usually have a laugh reading all the nonsense. Lol 🤪🤣🤗

Mandy Cane Lane

Also glad the Jeffrey/Josh bit got sorted 🙌🏻✨️

Mandy Cane Lane

Lol, you have asked me something similar before Josh. Longest to heal was a broken clavicle!

Josh

My apologies, it's been around 115 questions so it's difficult and you probably missed quite a few with the comment system changing 😅

Mandy Cane Lane

Hahaha, dang it! So it's just me? 😅 Pretty sure my American brothers haven't heard it before either if that counts for something 🤪

Mandy Cane Lane

Hahahaha! I am actually very much entertained by myself. I crack myself up all the time. 🤪

Jeffrey44

Excuse me, in the episode 'The Dinner Party', didn't Jen live in a house large enough to host a dinner party? In this episode, she seems to live in a small flat (or apartment as an American would say). Why did her housing situation change?

Stevus

I actually believe that. 😂🤗

Mandy Cane Lane

Hahahaha!! You guys are hilarious! I would LOVE to be on Taskmaster and I would give it my ALL. But I do not think I would win. I am clumsy, forgetful and unlucky. Lol. I could also see myself being fiesty at Greg. I would never be rude to Alex though. 💜

Mandy Cane Lane

And yes, that woman I drew had trouble regulating her body temperature 🤪

Benjamin Taylor-Yates

We'll all be sat in pub drunk off our tits and someone will say...so who was gonna pick Mandy up from the airport?... The look. "Oh shit." - Scramble.

Gary

Mandy Cane Lane

Haha! Love that I get to teach you guys stuff too! 💜 Never had butter in a sammich though. Gonna try one day! 🤪

Mandy Cane Lane

Interesting! I believe that is news to me too! Seems like a funny couple though, 2 comedians? Must make for great outings! 🙌🏻✨️🤗

Mandy Cane Lane

Hahaha! How times change, no? The other day a friend had the audacity to suggest we get together after I get out of work at midnight. Like, I would love to, but hell no 😅🤣

Mandy Cane Lane

OMG!! Yesss!! I started that and got stuck on the cheese and then forgot! 😅🙈 My bad!! -- Also it days say that but it is misspelled. It says "autdoors" (I just realized when you made me check) 🤣😅🤪

Mandy Cane Lane

Hmm.... I think Spiderman. I like his innocence and how he handles all of it while just being a kid

Josh

I prefer Deadpool cause of his shear banter

Jeffrey44

Yes, I would never lie.

Stevus

'Autdoors',🤔 sounds like a bona fide, genuine, faux, fake to me... wait... does that make it real?

Mandy Cane Lane

Maybe it was her boyfriend's house? Or maybe they forgot because it's a new season. 🤭

Mandy Cane Lane

Also this is extra confusing because you commented this on Taskmaster 😅

Stevus

The floating paper thing can be very easily done with nothing more than a t-bag! Take out the staple and remove string, empty tea leaves (but don't waste them ☝️), the empty tea bag can now be straightened out into a tube. Once you've formed it into a 'rigid' tube it should sit on its end on a flat, ideally fireproof surface, and you just light the top and watch the sorcery commence! And please Miss Mandy, keep your lovely hair out of the way! 😲 and Rusty, if you have lovely hair too, ditto.

Mandy Cane Lane

"Flying Wish Paper" sounds so magicallll! ✨️ I don't think anyone can argue butter makes EVERYTHING delicious, but oh my will it take a toll if you don't only use it on special occasions! I unfortunately did not understand the 1,2,3,4,5 keyboard taps 😅😬 So glad my laugh gets positive feedback, always worry with that one 🤪 I will most definitely try butter on a sammich now. And dang Taskmaster editors!! Sneaky buggers! Lol.

Mandy Cane Lane

Hahahaha! I love that you randomly brought Rusty into this Steven 😅🤣 -- So cool! Will definitely tie up my hair and try! Thank you 🙌🏻

Robert 'Neutron' Sound

I won't say how well you picked. But I think that Ed's one slip-up almost overshadowed how badly David did in that episode.

Jonathan Davies

Yes Mandy..we do ALWAYS have butter on our sammiches and toast! Or as we would call it over here..’buh ah’ 🤣

Josh

Theys something about rose 😅 for me it goes Alice, rose, Aisling 😂