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Taskmaster - S9 E3 - Five Miles Per Day. (Patreon)

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2024-01-30 13:00:08
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Hello! Yall wanna know what exactly is in my head right now? Well, lemme share:

When the night, puh puh puh, 

pow-wow ow, puh puh puh,

and the night, tah rah rah, says only....

Darlin' DAAARLIN'! Stand by me! 

Oh woah, stand, by mee...

And the night, tah rah rah, says only.

If only there were some magic way to look up the words.... or actually recall how that goes... a real shame. Oh well! Taskmaster Tuesday!!!! 

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Jonathan Davies

Mandy with the sexy sick Phoebe voice 🔥😂

steven

I once woke up halfway out of bed, one hand on the floor waving the other hand like a lunatic and shouting, all because I dreamt I had a spider on me. I don't do spiders. I have also laughed several times when I was younger, so I've been told.

steven

Froggy faces, owls, are you OK, Mandy? 😂 I love waiting for your reaction to Alex's little skits before and after the ad breaks to see if they meet your expectations. At the 26:00 minute mark, Mandy laughed and unpaused the video. You can hear a woman laughing the same way unless there is an echo in Mandy's room. If you Google the description, it finds Ben E. King, so you were close. Great reaction, as always. I hope you feel better soon Squeaks. 🤗

Jonathan Davies

I think the guy who was always showing his sad face when he was inevitably put last was Phil Wang 👀😂

Cyber.Serenity

So robust means sturdy, so even though it wasn't stated on the task, the most intact statue proved the statues sturdiness therefore is the most robust statue. Hopefully that makes sense.

paul

"Wait... the intactness is part of the pointness?" 😂

paul

Haha, what else is on that list so far?

Josh

My friends dad used to make wooden sculptures of breasts and display them around the house. It was very strange 🤔 I don't know if I've ever woken up laughing before, but I woke up with tears in my eyes this morning as I dreamt my brother died. It took me a few seconds to remember I don't actually have a brother 🤣

paul

I still smirk whenever Mandy says "knob", as she did in this a few times. I like how she's learnt all this British slang but that's the only word she's started saying herself. And it's the way she elongates the "o" so it sounds like "knarb"... 😆

paul

Hahaha, "is Spanish French?" was amazing! That's up there with Karl's "how would I know which one I was?" 🤣

Josh

Tit really wood

paul

Mandy waking up in the middle of the night laughing and not knowing why made me think of Karl being asked what the most terrifying sound was and picking "a baby laughing". 😆

Josh

My friend and his dad not my dad and his friend 🤣

paul

Yeah I know, that's why I deleted it. Couldn't think of another way of making it work.... oh well... 😆

Jeffrey44

If you ever wondered what your friend's Mother's breasts look like, and you surely will have done, you could just look at one of those sculptures and you'd probably have a fair idea.

Jeffrey44

All the items hanging up were related to the board game Cluedo (or Clue as an American would say).

Stevus

🎶when the night, has come... and the land is dark, and the moooon is the only, light we'll see, dum, dum dum dum,dum. NO I WON'T, BE AFRAID, NO IIIIIIIII WON'T, BE AFRAID, just as loooong, as you stand, stand by me, so darlin DARLIN STAND, BY ME, etc etc. 🎶 something like that.

Stevus

Ever the warrior for social inclusion. Keep up the fantastic work Mr 44.👍😘

Tee Tee

Years ago I would often wake myself up by laughing, apparently it happens when you are in the dream state and is quite common in lucid dreamers or those with sleep disorders. I would never remember what I was dreaming about but it must have damn funny.😊

Stevus

That was an episode! Nothing really stood out too much for me, but it was pretty good all round I guess. I quite enjoyed your little anecdote about the subjective nature of Art appreciation. So true. The highlight for me, although you will not understand it yet, is at 12:50ish where you start practicing your slug balancing act. Hopefully one day you'll get that. Don't worry, I'll remind you. 😉🤗

Benjamin Taylor-Yates

First you're whinging of incessant heat and now you get a cold?? You are a gifted one, it seems. Hope you feel better Mrs Cyrus. ❤️ Get BBC iPlayer and a VPN if needed anf start watching Claudia Winkelmens new series the Traitors. I've been obsessed with it all week. So good!!!

Stevus

Care for a Liquorice allsort? or Licorice as an American would say.

Aren

I don't think anyone noticed, on the sculpture/score a goal task it didn't say you had to use the roller, so they could have had a much easier time. For the break something task, I would have just gone on a rant about politics, breaking my mind, then have them bring puppies into the room to fix it :D

Josh

Very good point

Josh

I'd like to apologise for the lack of random question of the day yesterday 🥺 it'll never happen again

Josh

Oh god I can't have that. Right I'll put one up rn

Josh

Random question of the day. What's everyone's favourite console game they've played?

Josh

Btw I did type one out and thought I'd pressed send but I mustn't have

Josh

Zelda ocarina of time for the n64

Jeffrey44

Samba de Amigo on the Dreamcast with maraca controller. It's great.

Josh

I enjoyed the dreamcast. Never had that game though

AWR93

Hope you feel better today Mandy 🤗

Stevus

Mariokart, but also Morrowind changed my life, but it's not strictly console so...

Stevus

Also, not sure if 44 is joking or it's a real game with a maraca controller? 😅 seems like it could go either way.

Stevus

I like the puppies idea 🥹🐶

paul

Kid Icarus on the NES

Gary

Mandy Cane Lane

HAHAHHAHAA! I have already lost my sexy phlegm. Lol 🤣🤣

Mandy Cane Lane

That did make sense, thank you Krista. 🥰 I thought robust to mean large and chunky. Sturdiness never occurred to me 😅🤣

Mandy Cane Lane

HAHAHHAHAA!!!! The important bit to me is always that you guys understand what I mean 💜

Mandy Cane Lane

How odd to dream of having a brother when you don't have one. Even more odd that you dream killed him! 😅🤣

Mandy Cane Lane

YESSSSS! That was better than what I had in my head 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mandy Cane Lane

Oh, I love it! Thank you for sharing. I am not a lucid dreamer or have any sleeping disorder that I am aware of. Perhaps I am just ✨️special✨️ 🤪

Mandy Cane Lane

Ahh, interesting! Will check that out! And every time there is excessive heat, there are some wicked little summer colds running around 😅

Mandy Cane Lane

OMG! A shame there was no Rhod Gilbert to notice! He would have fought that!! Also, puppies can improve any mood 🥰

Stevus

You did fine! Somehow everyone knew what you meant 👍🤭🤗

paul

You say it fine, I just mean it's cool hearing British slang words like "knob" with an American twang!

paul

I know... you do have a lot of Karl moments though. Your musing "is Spanish French?" is genius! 😂

paul

Three good picks Gary. I'm old skool too. 😊

steven

Just been reading the replies. Mandy, did you just call me robust? 😆

Josh

Oh I really dunno, don't really play much anymore and only really played fifa in the past and that's shit 😂 GTA San Andreas maybe? I had Mario kart for the Nintendo 64 when I was little and loved that

Gary

paul

Just finished today's xfm and I think we have a new mandyism for the list Steve... "what's the opposite of presence? unpresence?" 😂

Josh

In what video did she ask is Spanish French? That's worse than my girlfriend asking for a cheese burger then saying she didn't want cheese on it 😖

Mandy Cane Lane

Thank you Twinsie! I do, but currently with a super heat wave and no power at home. Sleeping is going to be difficult 😅🤣

Mandy Cane Lane

I don't have Facebook but appreciate the sentiment 🤪

Mandy Cane Lane

Oh no Gary! Sorry you had a rough week! --The memory palace sounds interesting, I am compelled to try it, but might ironically forget. Lol - And I told you that flower was big! 🤪 Hope the weekend is better for you Gar! 🥰🌈🤗

Mandy Cane Lane

HAHAHA! Overexplaining is just in my nature. It comes with expressing one's self poorly 😅🤪

Mandy Cane Lane

Why thank you! That was brilliant! Ismo is so fun!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Josh

You're welcome 😊 he's brilliant. It was you that introduced me to him

paul

"unpresence makes the heart grow fonder" doesn't quite have the same ring to it... 😆

paul

I suppose if you had a lot of absences at work you could try to play it down by saying, "well, i wouldn't call them absences... just... unpresences..." 😆

AWR93

Sounds rough! I’m guessing the power cuts mean no AC? 🪭🥲

Gary

Mandy Cane Lane

I have! Can't remember much of the first one, but God of War 3 is the immediate continuation of the second one! Such a cool storyline! I also played 4 and Asention, or whatever it was called. GOW 3 is still my fave!