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Car Share - S1 E1 (Patreon)

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2024-02-04 13:00:03
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Ok so fun fact: I was going to make up some stupid lyrics about variety and then figured, there must be a song already made called "Variety", right? Yup there is, and the lyrics sure are interesting but didn't really apply to what I was going for, didn't like the actual song either.

But I can provide the snippet that maybe works here? Let's see.

Give me variety in all its forms,Give me everything, then give me more and more and more.Give me something I can taste, that I can see,That I can feel, that I can be.Variety.Variety.Variety.

The taste part really got me thinking that I still haven't tried a scotched egg, or many other foods that come up in videos that got me curious. All in good time though I guess...

Welp, I really have to stop uploading at 3 a.m. when my brain is fried xD

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Car Share - S1 E1

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irreverend

Different coloured number plates help in the dark to identify which end of a car is reflecting at you I think. There is a good reason for white on the front and yellow on the back anyway, I've just forgotten exactly what it is now

Tony Mingoia

Hi Mandy! Thanks for the surprise! And yes, we do usually say Urinal "Yur-Rye-Nul", but I don't think anyone has ever said urine the way Sian did there. It's "Yur-Rin" (the same way you say it). Not "Yur-Rine". Very strange choice there. Urine!

irreverend

"According to the DVLA, having a white plate at the front and a yellow plate at the back is designed to give drivers on the road a very quick way of telling if they’re looking at the front or rear of a vehicle. With this knowledge they can gauge how likely the vehicle is to be moving away or towards their own car’s location. It’s also illegal to show a white light at the rear of your vehicle because plates are made of reflective material and so this could cause confusion."

irreverend

We don't say ur-eye-nate here no, but we do say ur-eye-nal.

irreverend

Party Feet are some kind of gel cushiony things you can put in your shoes in case your high heels start hurting hurting your feet. Usually on nights out, hence the name

irreverend

I've definitely heard it both ways. I do live up North though

Carl-Fredrik L

Omg! After this you should watch Phoenix Nights

Josh

I only watched this for the first time myself a year or so ago. It's a great little series.

Gary

paul

Cheers Squeaks! Never seen this show before but I enjoyed it. I was laughing out loud at Sian doing Cilla and Step into Christmas. So random that Source Code came up. 😆

Stuart

I grew in the same area of Bolton as Peter Kay and a lot of this is filmed in Bolton and Manchester so I was watching trying to spot places I recognize. He still lives in in Bolton which is unusual for someone who has had that kind of success, as they usually move closer to London. I have seen him out shopping a few years ago and my wife has met him when she was younger, as well as his friend from Phoenix nights Paddy Mcguinness, who she said was a knob.

paul

"Do you guys recall the urinal/urynal discussion?" Amazing... 😆 The sad thing is I do...

Jonathan Davies

I actually never watched this when it came out so I’m looking forward to discovering it for the first time. Along with Mandy’s random British questions 😂

Joeb

Just to throw in the mix on the topic of you having not yet had a Scotch egg, probably the best starter I've ever ordered was a black pudding scotch egg at a pub on the coast in Norfolk some 10 years ago. Absolutely incredible. You could probably make them yourself, but would be a pain if you don't have the means to deep fry or alternatively air fry - although just oven-baking is an option that might work well enough with some risk to the done-ness of your egg.

Josh

I missed that I think, or don't remember. Things are pronounced differently all over the place so there isn't a right or wrong way to say things.

Josh

With what you said at the end about the high threat of people being attacked as they enter their home. Make sure you hit them as hard as you can right in the throat they will be down far longer than if you kicked them in the nuts. Then run away.

Doctor Frog

Car share’s just a great chilled out show. Starts a little slow but gets better each episode, defo one to stick with

Josh

Random question of the day. Does it need to be English tv cause I'd pay triple for us to all watch scarred. Basically people trying to do do mad shit on bikes and getting horrific injuries 😅

Stevus

You haven't tried a Scotch egg yet, but have you seen the inside of a Mince pie yet? 🤔 That is a genuine question btw, not just being weird. If I was I'd have said You haven't tried a 'Scotched' egg yet, but have you seen the inside of a 'Minced' pie? 🤣😒that was terrible.

Jeffrey44

That sounds like a boy's programme and a very immature one too.

Stevus

If we're going non-British, then... Flight of the Conchords... obviously🤷‍♂️ But I have a fun story for you Jelly bean, Mandy, you can go now. Don't think you'll enjoy this sorry. So, I knew a bunch of bicycle couriers that worked around the city centre some years back, some of them rode road bikes and others rode BMX. There was this one guy Chopper, not the famous one, but possibly as nuts. He had been in and out of prison for I don't know what, but for some reason I imagine something violence related😅. He had/has LIVE EVIL tattooed across his knuckles, amongst many, many more. I'm a pretty intimidating guy to most, but this guy was a wee bit scary 🤏. One bright sunny day if, memory serves😁, he was crossing one of the main thoroughfares which is dual lane, with a low traffic island between the two directional flows. Hope that makes sense. Now an important fact here is that his bike seat was not secured to the seat pole of his BMX. Don't know why. But as he crossed the centre traffic island, his deftly manoeuvred (I'm imagining) Bunnyhop caused the seat to jump from it's perch, exposing the seat pole! which then, as his wheels hit the ground, tore upwards through hair and wrinkled skin, as his weight drove him down upon the vicious, rusted intruder, exposing the precious oysters within. I saw pics 😟😢 The reason I was able to see these pics was because, reportedly, he was more concerned about somebody getting pictures because, and I quote, "it was fucken awesome ay" 😂, than getting it medically dealt with. nutcase.

Benjamin Taylor-Yates

Not much I can really say on this one you worked out the plates thing on your own, well done. 😁👍 As far as doing the courteous thing of seeing someone off, that is understandable I suppose, I mean when I used to give my lady colleagues lifts home from work, Id always ring them or text when I got in just to check they got home safe. For curtesy: you sometimes get it over here but it's not a conscious effort. Though the idea of someone mugging you did unsettled me slightly. Please don't get kidnapped. 😟 But on a positive note. Hope you're having a great week, Miry. Ill keep Insta updated as well. And I pray things continue to get better in that part of the world. If you're safe and happy: then I am too. X 😊

Stevus

yeah, I think they're both valid. Kind of funny there were people arguing about it. I would have cited the Tomato/Tomato precedent.

Stevus

There is an Australian show called Squinters, which seems like it could have come from this. Same premise, but 4 or 5 cars. It was ok. Had Rose Matafeo in it.

Stevus

Oh yeah! That's true, forgot about him.

AWR93

Love the variety lately Mandy, and stay safe out there! 👊

paul

I'm not sure I do remember it then, if it took place in the youtube comments. Maybe I'm remembering Mandy refer to it in one of her videos. That made me laugh though the way she referred to "The Urinal Discussion" like it was this legendary event. 😆

paul

Argentina sounds dreadful Mandy. I think it's time you moved to your spiritual home: The UK. Look how nice it looks in Bolton! You could start off there and Steve could drive you round while you sing songs in the passenger seat!

paul

I'm starting to notice a common theme in the sitcoms Mandy chooses. They all involve people getting bodily fluids on them. Roy got "chocolate" on his forehead in the IT Crowd, Carly's little brother got vomited on in the Inbetweeners and now Peter Kaye's getting doused in Sian's morning piss.

paul

Flight of the Conchords is excellent, must rewatch that myself. 👍🏻

Josh

But also give Steve silence too. Argentina does sound a horrible place to live. You must be terrified half the time 😪

paul

It was bad enough when she was talking about people getting mugged in the park (while watching the IT Crowd), now they're getting mugged on their own door step! Maybe the trick is to carry a morning sample in a sports bottle so that you can squirt it at a mugger and run off.

Josh

She said the same thing in the intro. The poor woman must think so badly of us 😢

Josh

Or that could make them more angry 😱 get some pepper spray and go for the eyes 👀

paul

Hahaha, the lingering smell of potato salad really would add insult to injury! 😆

Josh

Please don't put me off potato salad 😒

paul

It's Kitana I feel sorry for, trying to do her business on a pile of mouldy old white beans! 😆

Josh

As I'm currently on my deathbed I've went to google randomizer for my random question of the day. What do you find extremely difficult that most people find simple?

Stevus

I was thinking the same thing. Everytime we hear a new story about Argentina, it gets worse and worse! I often find myself yelling at 'screen' Mandy,"GET OUT! FOR THE LOVE OF MR BEAN, GET OUT NOW! WHILE YOU STILL CAN" but there has to be something keeping her there, I assume. I think it's usually friends (not the tv show🤪), or if you happen to like your family, maybe them too? Or it could be a horrendous case of Stockholm syndrome? Is everything ok Miss Mandy? Is the whole country holding you hostage? Blink 3 times at the 10min mark of your next video if you need help. We'll form a crack infiltration squad and get Benji to fly us over in the cover of darkness and skydive in to rescue you... oh shit... skydiving in Argentina? Nope, sorry, deals off. You'll have to ship yourself out with your kitties in a big crate of beans with a good helping of potato salad and pineapple chicken to sustain you, just make sure you wear a raincoat 🙀😜

Stevus

Do you think all this British grossness and inuendo is some sort of cultural backlash to the prim and proper days of British history when you couldn't mention anything below the waist in conversation? Even just saying 'pants' was considered improper. I assume this was more for the upper and middle class. Just me musing away, any thoughts or opinions anyone? Does anyone even know what i'm talking about? 😂

Stevus

That's an interesting bunch of emojis you picked there G. They seem somewhat contradictory somehow 🤔 is that some sort of secret code?🧐

Stevus

Ahh, understood! Now you should delete that explanation so Miss Mandy can have a go. I think she enjoys those? I'm sure she'd do much better than me.😂

Josh

Why is it off? If she needs help we can go in. Though I think it will be more like dad's army than the expendables.

Benjamin Taylor-Yates

R/ Steve on serenading passengers: I do that in the bus sometimes 🤣.

Benjamin Taylor-Yates

R/ stevus on flying in...we could just...you know. Land. Pick her up with the bags and nip across in about 20 legs or so. 🤣🤣. Mind you, if three British blokes suddenly turned up in Argentina at a girls doors saying "We've come to get you!" wouldn't really go down well. Mandy would be terrified and we'd have to fight our way out, whilst not starting another war. But you know, shits n giggles 🤣

Josh

We can certainly come with a better line than we came to get you 🤣 but If worse comes to worse it will be a good weekend. at least.

Stevus

🤣running about like Dads Army for shits and giggles 😃 I'm up for that!🫡 The skydiving bit was in reference to a recent comment I left. Probably wouldn't mean much to you guys.🤷‍♂️

Josh

Shall we just have a lads holiday. Mandy can sort herself out 😅😅

Stevus

That sounds like a great plot for a comedy movie!🤣

Stevus

I hope she at least carries pepper spray. I wonder if they have a chorizo based martial art over there, you know, like Ecky Thump but a bit spicier!

Stevus

I'd say probably answering your QOTD. The irony is not lost on me that i'm the only one whose answered this one so far 😅. Hope you're off your deathbed soon, or if not that it's at least comfy! 😜😘

Josh

What are some good movie names?

Josh

Hopefully she has ways to defend herself. I've just re read what I've written and it looks like I'm giving her advice on how to attack people instead of defending herself 🤣

paul

Cheers Gary. Wow, I just skimmed through some of the comments for that video. It's insane how many people had a bone to pick about the urinal thing. 😂

paul

Yeah I think you both make good points. Also I think in the case of sitcoms, losing the studio audience maybe enables more bodily fluids to be thrown around. If Del Boy needs a few takes to fall over perfectly I can imagine them doing that, but repeatedly cleaning up Carly's little brother in front of an audience so they can get the perfect vomit shot... not sure. 😆

paul

Escape From Buenos Aires? (Like Escape From New York)

Josh

The good, the bad and the Mandy.

Stevus

"The best defence is a good offence". - someone.

Josh

Wasn't that wolverine in one of the xmen films?

Stevus

Interesting, I never really considered the pragmatic or logistical side of it. Although slightly off topic, you did make me think of Bottom Live. Filmed live in front of an audience and the fudge ups are the best part, but there's no retake, just get on with it. RIP Rick😔

Stevus

The nearly magnificent seven? or Mandy Cane Lane and the 7 Simps. 🤣 no offence everyone, it's fictional. Not sure why all the sevens🤔

paul

Three Men And A Little Mandy?

paul

Just watched the trailer Steve, it looks terrifying! Trust Mandy to lend her name to a horror film! Is it good?

Josh

Not my sort of thing but because of the continued uncalled for rudeness and bullying from judgmental jeffery44 I'll be happy with that choice Josh. 😊

Josh

What was the show before phoenix nights? Phoenix nights was a spinoff from it.

Stevus

😅I have no idea. I imagine a lot of people have said it, so probably.

Josh

Thank you 😊 remember the ice cream man episode 🤣

Mandy Cane Lane

I love surprises! So, I am very glad this was a good one! 🌈🤗✨️

Mandy Cane Lane

All very informative! Thank you very much Irreverend! 🌈🤗✨️ I am also happy to report I have now fixed your name in the credits and apologize not only for getting it wrong, but for getting it so very wrong! 😅😬

Mandy Cane Lane

So glad you enjoyed Tony! 🤗✨️I also want to say, I gave The Smell of Reeves and Mortimer a try but I got so lost and confused I couldn't continue. 😓 Sorry 😭 If anyone is interested, perhaps I can post my attempt, but it wasn't working great. 😬😅

Mandy Cane Lane

It started out so cute! (Except for the pee) lol 🤗🤪

Mandy Cane Lane

Hahaha, jokes on you guys! I already saw the comment. But it is a great way to say it! Did you like the show Gary?

Mandy Cane Lane

Right??? And I saw that movie too! But was thinking how odd 😅🤪

Josh

Mamdy cane lane and the 7 simps 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mandy Cane Lane

Hence why it was a whole thing Paul! Lol. Sometimes when I upload a video, about 89% of the comments are the exact same thing over and over referring to a 10 second moment of the video. 😅🤪

Mandy Cane Lane

Haha, thank you Jonathan! I am sure I will have plenty of random questions! British and general 😅🤣🤪

Mandy Cane Lane

I am so curious as to where the black pudding goes on the egg! I just can't imagine how to get those two ingredients to be one thing 😅

Mandy Cane Lane

HAHAHAHAHA! I appreciate the advice Josh! I do have some ideas of how to defend myself. But as a wee women, let's just hope I never have to. I have learned to be extremely vigilant so hopefully that keeps me safe.

Mandy Cane Lane

Excellent, I appreciate the input! Thank you Doctor! 🤗

Mandy Cane Lane

I used to love Scarred!!! I watched so many episodes when it was on MTV! No one ever wanted to watch it with me though. 😅

Mandy Cane Lane

Thank you Benji! Perhaps the waiting for someone to go off safely is important to me because I live in such an unsafe country. I don't imagine people in Iceland having the need or even the thought to wait for someone just in case. Anyway, I had a great week despite the heat and am happy and healthy. Thank you very much! 🌈🤗✨️

Mandy Cane Lane

Thank you! I have actually been having a lot of fun switching it up so much! 🙌🏻🌈🤗✨️

Stevus

I guess it's true, the house always wins. 🙌

Mandy Cane Lane

OMG you guys CRACK ME UP!! 🤣🤣🤣 I absolutely love reading through these comments threads! The only reason I remain in Argentina is because I care too much about my friends and family here.

Stevus

Well you had an opportunity, lost somewhere in your emails now I expect. Too bad for you, it was pretty exciting!

Stevus

Because they spend the whole trip, both ways, driving towards the sun! It's a Sydney commute thing I believe.

Mandy Cane Lane

Wait, so you are telling me that this isn't a thing in ALL shows? Only the ones I watch?

Stevus

Classic!

Mandy Cane Lane

Also, to answer your question, to focus on certain tasks and get then done. I find folding clothes impossible. I believe it is an ADHD thing. Also finding the proper technique to sing without harming your voice. I find it super challenging!

Tony Mingoia

No worries Mandy, "Smell of" is pretty much Vic and Bob's raw madness without context, I guess everyone has their limits. Thanks for taking the time check it out. 🌹

Joeb

If you imagine the scotch egg like the layers of the earth lol - in a regular scotch egg, the egg would be the inner and outer core, the ground sausage mix would be the mantle, and the panko/breadcrumbs would be the crust. In a black pudding scotch egg, there are probably three main ways: - The egg is the inner core. The outer core is black pudding. The mantle is sausage mix. The crust is panko/breadcrumb. (Big scotch egg in result) - The egg is the inner and outer core. The mantle is just black pudding, no sausage mix. The crust is panko/breadcrumb. - The egg is the inner and outer core. The mantle is a combined mixture of black pudding and sausage mix. The crust is panko/breadcrumb. Enjoy! 😛

Stevus

I was thinking the black pudding would just be too crumbly for that, but mixing it with the sausage mince would work. And it sounds pretty good actually. Might have to try that sometime. I also noticed you haven't told Mandy what black pudding is. Maybe she knows already 🤷‍♂️

Josh

Mandy you don't make any sense to me 😂 how can you love watching scarred but can't watch an ACTOR vomit 😂😂

Josh

Mandy I've been really I'll since Monday and have been finding it hard to get outta bed, kinda felt like covid when my legs had like 10% power in them 😂 I'm a bit like you Gary in finding it hard to say no to people but that's cause I don't wanna let people down, for example during covid at work in a spam of 18 months I covered in 7 different stores across the north east, did I wanna do it? FUCK NO but I didn't wanna let everyone down. Well then again money so 🤷😂

Kyle D

MY GOD Argentina sounds lawless. why dont you leave your not Argentinian are you ??

Mandy Cane Lane

I have no idea. Lol. I may have changed though, I was about 14 when I used to watch it. Maybe I evolved? 🤪

Mandy Cane Lane

I would love to, but alas my friends and family are here and they mean too much to me to leave. 😔

Josh

Is it evolved or dissolved 😂

Josh

Thank you for the offer but I won't be joining a WhatsApp group at this time. But I would be happy to chat through Facebook of you want to.find me on there.

Gary (edited)

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2026-09-23 20:00 Hiya Mandy! Ok, sorry I’m late, thanks for waiting! 😀 I have some trepidation but let’s do this. Ain’t nobody gonna talk about beads? Okay! I thought those car set beads would help with ventilation on a hot sunny day, but google results tell me they also massage your back and help ease tension. I don’t think they’d be uncomfortable, after all, there’s enough of em to spread the pressure. 5:18 Ok, let’s ramble on… 🤭 Mandy: “18 pages front and back” Some people speak in tongues, but I can just imagine you in the long distant future, after the years have advanced and the wit wanes, speaking exclusively in Friends quotes 🤣 8:22 Kayleigh: “I’m sorry I had no choice, our Kieran’s taken my funnel to Basra(h)” - If it still doesn’t make sense: Kieran - a male name, “Our Kieran” an affectionate possessive term referring to a family member, “funnel” something to direct the urine (or urine AAAWS) 🤣 “to Basra(h)” to a city in Iraq - implying Kieran’s in the army, has been deployed to the Iraqi city of Basrah, and has taken the funnel with him. 👍 F8ck putting a piss drenched shirt straight in the dryer! What a way to spread the stench 😫 14:38 Just incase it goes unmentioned but how on earth does he drive with the back window so muddy that nobody can see through it?! The rear view mirror’s essential! 23:47 Kayleigh: ”All I’ve got are my bags for life and some party feet” - Ok, bags for life are sturdy reusable plastic shopping bags. We have to pay for disposable shopping bags now to reduce plastic waste, it’s the law. So “bags for life” are more economical, for re-use. And party feet? Never heard of it before, but google tells me they’re insole cushions for shoes, particularly high heels and stilettos. So now you know! 25:30 - there is no “normal” amount of silence people are comfortable with, in conversation I usually have other people fill in the silence because I can be quite comfortable with long silences. Sometimes its annoying when the silence is filled and I’m not done yet! Road trips otoh can be a time for quiet contemplation. Being able to sit comfortably in silence with someone is mark of a good friendship. 32:23 “shared a Wimpy” Wimpy’s a lesser-known US fast food chain in the UK, much like a McDonalds or a Burger King. 34:20 “Acieed" - https://youtu.be/FEdiOBz4zeM Waiting for those final steps before driving off … I do that, but mainly to make sure they can actually open their door and get in the house. IMO them forgetting their keys is a far more likely scenario then getting robbed, and then I’ll have just left them stranded 😀 What do I think, you ask? Well I’ll watch it if you will. I don’t think I’d watch it otherwise. I might be dismissing it too early, it does appear to me this episode sets the pace for the rest of the series. I might be wrong tho 🤷‍♂️ Thanks for the variety Mandy G
2024-02-22 20:43

Jeffrey44

I read this message. Thanks.

Mandy Cane Lane

Gary! I really thought I replied to this! The sitting in siñence thing with a friend is so true! I only have one friend like that. Also, I super noticed the back muddy window but figured it was a creative way to hide that they weren't really driving. Much rather that than when they have poorly done green screen windows! I make sure all my mirrors and front and back windows are perfectky clean before every time I drive 😌

SquaredSpekz

Regplates (License plates) are Yellow and White so drivers can spot car direction easier.

Paul Elsby

if a letter E is after a letter I in a word, it changes to sounding of the "I" from a "ih' to a "eye" sound, so"urine" sounds like "ur-eye-n". if were no E on the end of the word the "urin" the it would sound the way you say it "you-rin" The 'E' makes all the difference how you pronounce the 'I'.

Paul Elsby

hot topic, but think of the country name 'Palestine". You wouldn't pronounce it "Palestin" with a 'tin' on the end, the e is meant to be there to change the sound of the "I".

Paul Elsby

so you wouldn't "you-rye-nate" because there is no E in urinate after the I (or the next consonant after the I) . So urinate is correct how you pronounce it. if the E is a last vowel in a word, it will change the sound of the previous vowel in that word. thats why "ate" and "at" sound different and mean to different things. Americans lost some of this basic grammar along when they branched out of the original colonies and marauding their way to the pacific ocean.

Mandy Cane Lane

Aye, thank you darlin', but there are exceptions. 🤪 "Give" and "live" for example. In the U.S. I have always heard it as "urin". There is even a joke about that word in Friends 🤭