Happy New Year messages from the Pimps (Patreon)

We've all written our own personal messages below to you, our patrons and friends:

SON!  Happy New Year!  May 2019 be filled with well seasoned buttholes (baked to perfection) and strange new Jeff Goldblum movies directed by me. Thanks for funding our insanity this year. Love you all. Here’s to much fun in the new year.   Cheers, Aaron

Happy New Year, PIMPS!  This is Emre, wishing you all the best of luck with your New Year's resolutions.  I hope you do far better than I did with mine in 2018 (lol).  Despite everything, 2018 was actually a good year for me - and a huge part of that was because of you Patrons.  If you were all collectively melded into one hot woman, I would seriously consider marrying you and making you my third wife.  If you don't get that reference, then you should watch the Sea of Thieves streams on Twitch.  Anyways, 2019 has some crazy stuff in store for you all and I can't wait for you all to see it!  Much love, -Emre

"Hafa Adai" everyone! That's hello in Guam, where the travel slut of GSP is right now, and where it's been 2019 for nearly half...a...day... heyoooooo.  From here I wish to extend a happy New Year to everyone! Crazy year 2018 was for GSP, and we have all of you to thank for it.   Despite YouTube's greatest efforts to stop us from being here, we survived. Make no mistake about it, this is due solely to your support and continued patronage. Without hyperbole, we couldn't do any of this without you.  We hope you have a safe and happy New Year, looking forward to a 2019 with you. - Adam AKA Travel Slut