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Donkey Kong[a] is a video game series and media franchise created by the Japanese game designer Shigeru Miyamoto for Nintendo. It follows the adventures of Donkey Kong, a large, powerful gorilla, and other members of the Kong family of apes. Donkey Kong games include the original arcade game trilogy by Nintendo R&D1; the Donkey Kong Country series by Rare and Retro Studios; and the Mario vs. Donkey Kong series by Nintendo Software Technology. Various studios have developed spin-offs in genres such as edutainment, puzzle, racing, and rhythm. The franchise also incorporates animation, printed media, theme parks, and merchandise.

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Nate B

lol @ “rub hub”

Lora Forsyth

I will be brave but true but the best eposides are when one is nerding out and the others are giving then shit.

Sunny

Hey hey, Pauline may have gotten forgotten about for a while, but she's the mayor of New Donk City now. So at least she's got that going for her!

Jaezle

The garden is a secret, Noah. It's a secret garden.

KeepingThePlatesSpinning

I was expecting one Luigi/united health care joke. But these guys don’t go for the easy jokes. They’re professionals!

Zachary Happy Trans Kids Mcbortion

Here, here, here we go! So they're finally here, performing for you If you know the words, you can join in too Put your hands together, if you want to clap As we take you through this monkey rap! Huh! DK! Donkey Kong! He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well He's finally back to kick some tail His Coconut Gun can fire in spurts If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt! He's bigger, faster, and stronger too He's the first member of the D.K. crew! Huh! DK! Donkey Kong! DK! Donkey Kong is here! (Here we go) This Kong's got style, so listen up, dudes She can shrink in size, to suit her mood She's quick and nimble when she needs to be She can float through the air and climb up trees! If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong! Huh! DK! Donkey Kong! He has no style, he has no grace This Kong has a funny face He can handstand when he needs to And stretch his arms out, just for you Inflate himself just like a balloon This crazy Kong just digs this tune! Huh! DK! Donkey Kong! DK! Donkey Kong is here! He's back again and about time too And this time he's in the mood He can fly real high with his jetpack on With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong! He'll make you smile when he plays his tune But Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you! Huh! DK! Donkey Kong! Huh! Finally, he's here for you It's the last member of the D.K. crew! This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny Can make a Kremling cry out for mummy Can pick up a boulder with relative ease Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze He may move slow, he can't jump high But this Kong's one hell* of a guy! Huh! Come on, Cranky, take it to the fridge! Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells, grapes, melons, oranges, and coconut shells! (Ahh, yeah!) Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells, Grapes, melons, oranges, and coconut shells! (Ahh, yeah!)

Jared Harris

So who’s who? I’m assuming Chunky is Tom.

Zachary Happy Trans Kids Mcbortion

My reasoning is: Cecil: can be pretty sassy, confident, and clever like Tiny. Also I bet he can do the ponytail thing that she does, but he uses his beard and or chest hair 😂 Noah: he's always kind of give main character vibes to me, also he probably eats more bananas after the whole heart attack thing lol Heath: Cause he's perpetually Noah side kick😂 Eli: goofy comedy relief

Nashjillian

Superlative episode, gents.

Paul Freelend

I know it's a deep cut as video game references go, but I'm loving the allusions to Blue Prince. Other people can have their French RPG, Blue Prince is my game of the year.

Nicholas Monter

First video game with a story? Meanwhile Ultima and all of the computer games cry in nerd.

Jared Harris

So I’m imagining Tiny with her twin tails braided into a Cecil beard. And yes, Lanky did give a “GO TO THE DOCTOR // No” vibe.