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How I Survived a Wedding in a Jungle That Tried to Eat Me Alive (Patreon)

Published:
2025-08-18 12:23:33
Imported:
2026-06

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https://www.outsideonline.com/adventure-travel/essays/jungle-wedding/

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Joshua

Definitely not the Eli Bosnick story.

Denise Huston

I love you guys so much, and thank you for biting the bullet, but I'ma have to continue this one laaaaaater because labia tick is making me cry

Thorn

Extra long episode! Yay! Oh wait... Labia tick

Sammypt

“THE MAYAN SPIRITS TOLD US YOU WERE GAY!!!!” had me rolling!!!! 😂

Mark Siefert

“I am a tick on the cosmic vagina!” Ah! The Goop corporate motto. ALSO ITS CALLED A “VULVA!” THE VAGINA IS AN INTERNAL ORGAN! UNLESS YOU FOUND IT INSIDE OF YOU, THAT TICK WAS BITING YOUR VULVA!!!

Alex Hencken

Outside online is obviously underpaying its contributors. If they had given her ten cents per word instead of five the article could have been half as long.

Gilmore Snout

Yes, there are Good tweezers. Check with your wives, or use one of their tweezers.

Ricky Burnett

Great story. Though I hate the writer. She spent a day and a half in the jungle and wasn't able to get her shit together. I'm a fat 46 YO guy who has had similarly shitty days. I don't know why y'all weren't digging into the the meh of it all.

Jon Herrin

Brilliant dramatic reading by Tom as always. Great quips and callbacks by the gang. But this was arguably the most aggressively crappy story evar.

PunkGremlin

Not even halfway through and I already have so much to say. I'll leave it at: - that's not how Doxy works - if you go somewhere with ticks, you're going to get a tick. No one freaks out that much about it. No wonder they tried to send this fool back.

Pamela (edited)

Comment edits

2026-09-08 13:00 Ok, but fried sardines on a skillet for breakfast either some fried eggs are amazing.
2025-08-21 12:29 Ok, but fried sardines on a skillet for breakfast with some fried eggs are amazing.

Ok, but fried sardines on a skillet for breakfast with some fried eggs are amazing.

csevans

Yup, property sprayed today for this cks and mosquitos. Perfect timing.