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The King of the Ferret Leggers (Patreon)

Published:
2026-07-06 14:53:01
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2026-07

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https://www.outsideonline.com/adventure-travel/essays/ferret-legging-outside-classic/

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Ferret Maestro

Why do I feel like I'm about to be personally attacked?

Roger (edited)

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2026-09-08 13:00 Eli, I laughed at your Hobbes/tiger joke. I got it even the rest of them did not
2026-07-06 15:11 Eli, I laughed at your Hobbes/tiger joke. I got it even if the rest of them did not

Eli, I laughed at your Hobbes/tiger joke. I got it even if the rest of them did not

Doug_TJ

Being able to tell who wrote the essay entirely by the title in the patron notification is both funny to me and concerning

AndrewsPsyche

Heath's "MY PENIS IS IRRESISTIBLE! HOW DARE YOU QUESTION!" might be the most Amerikkkan thing Ive heard said on this entire network... lol. I laughed for minutes...

Reaganomnomnomics

I feel like I need a rogue like brick breaker game in my life...does anyone know which one they were referring to?

CarrieBoo

Why have I heard of this? I was aware of the people who put ferrets in their pants for sport....i did not know they had a king.

Julie Wine&Reason

I can't stop laughing, but I'm worried about the ferrets. LOL

Rob Geiger

One of the best Citation Needed episodes in months. Love it.

Andrew Fermor

I'm pretty sure those accents constitute a hate crime. I'm just not sure who it's against!

Andrew Fermor

Maybe BALL x PIT? I have it in my Steam library but haven't tried it yet.

Andrew Fermor

Ferrets have evolved to go into dark tunnels and bite squishy things, they are living their best life!

Ferret Maestro

If you are ever in a small room with a ferret, sit down with your legs out. It's a solid bet that within 3 minutes you will have at least 1 ferret that crawled up your pant leg and is just chilling

CarrieBoo

They did! Damn 2020 feels like 100 years ago

Julie Wine&Reason

I have been. I grew up in the South. Lots of weird pets. I did have friend's squirrel run across my thighs once, and I definitely bled through my blue jeans. 💜

Off-label Botanist

After hour 1 the ferrets become warm and cuddle themselves to sleep

brokenspoke

Ahh, brings back memories of my time in my hometown's shirling league.

Heath Enwright’s Husband

Groups of ferrets are called businesses and we heard from a wizard in disguise how murderous they are, the sketch should have been the ferrets running an insurance company