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Porn Habits (Patreon)

Published:
2018-03-19 16:18:16
Imported:
2026-06

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Okay, normally I just post a link to the Wiki, but this time there isn't one, and I'm not sure about including a pornhub link here. So... no link.

Comments

Marcus

I suspect, if we were to accurately reflect the range of hosts, there are some links which it’s definitely not ok to post... anywhere.

GeekOfDoom

What the fresh hell? I read this on PornHub LAST NIGHT! Get off of my computer.

EffDee

Ahh. The first episode where most listeners, patron and non patron alike had a hand in generating the content...... Or a toy if not a hand

Corey Hardin

Eli snapping "Heathelton" at Heath is funny everytime, hahah!!

Corey Hardin

Also, I use ASMR to sleep so I don't have to take pills, I fucking love it.

Teresa Gomez

When I search “armature” I am NOT misspelling it. But I am disappointed by the small results.

K

Same. I found something that helps me fall asleep that’s legal and safe. Not going to question it further than that, even if a video of someone brushing a microphone with their makeup brush is kind of silly

InspectorRaf

Very surprised to see Eli demonstrate himself a real connoisseur of hentai. As he listed his "which are real" question, I felt so smart being able to know it was all of the above, as soon as I recognized both A and B

Historian_Jil

I believe Hentai is Japanese for perverted or abnormal.

April Poff

I love this episode!

Cynthia Francis

I had never heard of ASMR before this show. Damn, guys. It has been a long time since someone completely blew my mind like that. 😏

Colette

Anyone else’ new ringtone Eli orgasming to Sam Harris?

Sakashite Fukasumi

Basically yeah. Then there's エッチ ("etchi"), the Japanese pronunciation of the letter H, which is short for hentai and means a little bit perverted... lewd, lascivious, lush.

Pterrorsaurus hex

Ah ASMR! So relaxing. I was hoping Noah would mention something about finding magazines in the woods as a kid, since he's closer to my age, but maybe that's a regional thing... North Carolina is a weird place, y'all.

PsychopompGecko

Oh yeah, ASMR is great for relaxing. That's kinda why I can't use it as porn. A little too relaxing down there, if ya know what I mean.

John Peden

How much for the uncensored versions of episodes? those beep noises don't help during masterbation.

Cameron Waltz

Heath this was the episode that made me a Patron. I also appreciate ASMR Darlings work and would like to make three suggestions. ASMR Darya, ASMR Mania, and the best one is cutebunny992. Finally I hope you have also discovered the Cranial Nerve Exam. I am sure you are getting overwhelmed with suggestions but these are tailored specifically for you. Consider me the Cambridge Analytica of ASMR. Enjoy

FunProf1

The 3-5pm spike seems to me to be latchkey kids getting in some "me" time before mom gets home.