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AMA or rather Ask Us Anything... except for that thing with Heath's cousin, nevermind. (Patreon)

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2018-08-04 04:07:35
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We've got some sweet A's. You've got some tight Q's. Let's get together.

Post your questions below!   

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Foxx Navarro

@Noah: talk about your cats. How are they like, how old are they, how fluffy are they

Patrick Dobbins

Heath, welcome to the Great State of Ohio ... but why Cincinnati?

tronvillain

Who's your best friend, and why is it Eli?

Donavan

When you where kids what was that one job/thing you absolutely thought you would never do, but ended up doing

Stacey Startzel

Who's that cute chick next to Heath in the pic? Oh nevermind... Hi Noah!

Wookiestick

@all: do you get harassed by sponsors about the material in your advertisements? For example the zip recruiter add in the Thursday, August 3rd episode.

Greg Willickers

What story from a religious text or tradition do you think would make a truly great movie, and why?

GeekOfDoom

Yes! From me. I work a job where I listen to 30+ hours of podcasts a week. I'm starting a run through the backlog of CD, Gam, scathing, skepticrat, and citation. Anything you want me to make notes on, or anything that you ask yourself "what the hell episode was that on"? I already plan on making a list of all the "crazy billionaire money" and "patreon goals." For my wife: Backstory on soho and "show me your dick"?

Angela Adcock

If everyone on the show except you had a Wikipedia page about how awesome they were, what edits would you make to the other guys’ pages out of bitter spite?

Rich

Could Heath just laugh? I live for those laughs

Foxx Navarro

I was at the Austin live show last year and was kinda disappointed y’all didn’t talk about it much since he SLC show was right about (I was one of the fat Mexican kid who almost cried in front of Eli and asked Noah about Rap music making myself look like a dork). What were some of y’all favorite moments from your time in Austin?

Dave

I remember early in the podcast's run, Eli was moved to completely incoherent rage and grief relating to some mixup with Patrons, which I think related to there being some other podcast with a very similar name? Can you eplain what the backstory of Eli's grunting and shrieking with inconsolable grief was?

Shane

what is the best way to suggest a topic?

Kimberly Comer

May I braid Noah’s hair like Daenerys Targaryen? It would be so pretty.

Foxx Navarro

What is y’alls favorite studio album of all time (no compilations)

Not Another Podcast

I know some of you are gamers, what do you play? I.e. what console and games or I’ve heard several Magic the gathering references

Ryan

JonBenét Ramsey?

Teresa Gomez

What the fuck is happening in that photo?

Cr4zyZach

Have any of you guys thought about becoming religious again? I’ve been in a state of feeling that religion would be easier so I wish I could be back to that life at times. I know I’m a scathing episode Noah talked about his wife’s friend who became religious for the ease, but have you boys ever thought that way too? (Sorry this isn’t a citation question but I’m to poor to pay for a patron on all the podcasts)

Big Val

Why do you guys hate David Smalley so much? Especially since you do his podcastathon fundraisers (and raise the most money btw) :-)

Big Val

Why are you guys so anti-libertarian? This is more directed at the Puzzle guys, since Tom & Cecil have had some good things to say about libertarianism. I admit, I may be missing something about it, and would like to be enlightened, but, socially liberal and fiscally conservative... Sounds like a very good political philosophy.

Scot Boeringer

I was wondering what is your total listenership across all podcast listening platforms. Is it measured by downloads, subscriptions, a combination? Not just SA but all Puzzle ‘casts and CogDis as well. And what’s the most effective way patrons/fans can pimp your shows on social media to increase viewership? I can only give a pittance, but a large increase in patrons might mean Eli could get a total gastrointestinal tract transplant, Noah and Lucinda could get a somewhat larger trailer in BF Nowhere (could be worse though — could be Jacksonville), and —New Patreon Goal—a RealDoll customized just for Heath. 😎😀

Scot Boeringer

It’d be excellent to have a searchable Wiki to find those things, and also all of the Trump skits and doodley-doos.

Mooselet

Noah - were you always a misanthrope, even as a kid, or did it come on as you got older? Would you have any advice for fellow misanthropic youngsters on how to get through adolescence?

Paul Freelend

If you had a blank check and your pick of artists and developers for one project, what kind of video game would you bring into the world? I know video games might not be a big thing for all five of you, but I'm so hooked on Stardew Valley now I can think of little else.

Tasty Trollbait

At what point do we eat the rich/begin the purge?

Paul Freelend

Since the show is based on Wikipedia and all -- how do you see the role of the internet and how it shapes people's behavior changing in the next 20-25 years? I'm old enough to remember when the 'information superhighway' was celebrated as a way to amplify marginalized voices and reduce the role of so-called gatekeepers. Recent events, however, show that is very much a double-edged sword (Pizzagate, QAnon, antivaxxers, etc.). Is there a way for government and/or the private sector to build in safeguards to curb outright disinformation without infringing on essential freedoms, or are we better off putting our hopes on a bottom-up solution like the public at large becoming better-educated and embracing critical thinking?

The Wandering Menstrual

When the apocalypse comes ,and you’ve finished all of your Bakker buckets ,which one of you will be eaten first ?

Everett Abbott

I think it was The Dollop (seen them live, like their show) contacting Citation Needed thinking it was another show with the same name... Something about Dave and Co. only checking out the show after trying to set up a collaboration.

EffDee

Why all the Nate Silver hate? I listened to that podcast in the lead up to the 2016 election, and they were consistently saying that it was not as much of a lock for Hillary as everyone and their dog were claiming. Without using the explicit language of skepticism they were calling out motivated reasoning.

Canadian Puppeteers

from the hubby (I'm sorry): what is Heath's favourite type of dog and from height was Madge dropped?

EffDee

And now I want Scathing Atheist-style Noah monologues on King's Landing politics. ^^

Ryan

Caylee Anthony?????

Ryan

Reading Stephen King’s The Outsider........

Gunner Moore

Who is everyone’s favorite superhero?

Spinoza's Godzilla

If you could transform into any single animal at will, which animal would it be?

Spinoza's Godzilla

If you could visit any fictional universe where would you go and what would you do there?

Spinoza's Godzilla

If you could destroy and erase every single copy of one movie which movie would it be? (other than Vaxxed, too obvious)

Cleftin Twain

Noah if you had to force Eli to be a guest on a linguistics/grammar podcast what would the topic of that episode be?

Rocktoberfest

Have any of you read any Discworld novels?

Danni McInnis

Eli, Speaking as a magician... how would you make trump disappear? For the rest of the Non magical hosts, same question.

VermanShane

Favorite video game? Or if any of you don't game favorite show?

Mother pheasant plucker

What's the most interesting topic you've had to pass on because there wasn't enough material

Michelle C

Have you not witnessed his public implosion on Facebook or listened to his podcast?

Michelle C

Do you believe there is anything that is too far in comedy? Like are there topics that would never be covered by the show because it would be inappropriate to make fun of? And do you guys really edit out/censor your jokes or is that just a joke?

Joseph Kubal

Is there any topic that some of you wanted to do but others vetoed... like Sir Francis Bacon because Eli is afraid of the truth

String Bass Theory

Is there video of Eli and Cecil in their hotel room?

String Bass Theory

Who writes the apropos of nothing skits or is it a group effort?

Jeff Jackson

Heath, have you tried Montgomery Inn ribs yet?

Tankard

Open Question. Fuck, Marry or Kill Pat Robinson, Jim Baker, and Ray Comfort.

Þráinsskjaldarhraun

Hah! Easy, marry Pat (for his money, cause he’s about to die any decade now), kill Jim (for his delicious, delicious buckets), and fuck Ray (because fuck that guy)!

Sean Horan

Some people have words that make them uncomfortable, regardless of the context, like bulbous, phlegm, or moist. Are there any unusual words that just give you 'the willies?'

jessica

I am a welfare worker in CA. I wanted to be an Air Force pilot until age 15. What was your childhood dream job?

jessica

Also i know many of us are raising our hands, who has an actual mug shot?

Tom jackson

A bible thumper came to my door one time to try to save my soul. I explained that I was an atheist, but she was a little persistent. I held back somewhat because she had a young boy about 10 years old with her. Should I have unloaded on her like I wanted to, or was I correct in being restrained for the boy’s sake?

A turn knees general

Besides what constitutes as pizza, What do you all disagree about most?

Massiel

Hey Tom, do your kids listen to your podcasts?

Massiel

Eli, do you still buy avocado toast? if so WHY?

Þráinsskjaldarhraun

I never wanted to be a sociology grad student in Japan! I wanted to be... a lumberjack!!! Well actually a behavioral neurologist.

Patrick Carr

Are you really not going to record the JBR episode? Come on. It could be a Patreon extra.

Dave Jankowski

What kind of music do you enjoy currently?

Cody Renton

What Patreon goal would we need to hit to get Noah to shave his head and get it turned in to a wig for Heath?

Leslie Marchant

How hard is it to get Heath into bed? Asking for a friend - my vagina friend!

The other Mike

What's the one Wikipedia article that you would never do a show about?

Cinnamon L Sole

Why did the five of you decide to do this hilarious podcast?

Nephthys

Three votes! I wish Noah's cat could've met my kitty. His name was Beowulf.

Nephthys

Do you read new suggestions on old suggestion box posts, or should we save them for a new suggestion box post?

Nephthys

If you had to visit one of the places you covered, where would you go? If you had to meet one of the people you read about, who would it be?

Samantha Decker

Will you guys ever come to Kansas City to do a show? PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEEEESE LOL

Canadian Puppeteers

Is it possible to pin the suggestion box to the top of your feed? or do you still look to that post for new topics?

Everett Abbott

Can we get a permanent suggestions box that's easy to track? Like... "Oh, this is already suggested. Let me add my two cents to the standing suggestion."

Tyler Grubbs

I know Eli tricked Cecil into fucking him at the beginning of the Bermuda Triangle episode.. who else on the cast is left, Eli? And how do you plan on accomplishing this?

Tyler Grubbs

Even though this was probably meant for the guys, I think you did the right thing - now the 10 year old will associate atheists with patience and reasonableness rather than with anger.

Tyler Grubbs

Sorry for posting a second one, but I have to know: (and sorry to mix shows) Eli, have you ever had pot brownies? Or were they actually purely placebo brownies in Seattle?

Tyler Grubbs

Two votes. Please provide this for patrons... seems like a perfectly fair compromise. 🐶

Lacye Lembcke

I live in Marion, IL and as an avid listener and Cecil's Beard™ fan. What do you guys think of Southern Illinois?

SManIX

This is for Heath, which one of the wife’s would you most like to have sex with? And for the others, which one of your wives would most like to have sex with Heath?

Anita Squires

With all of you living in different places does it make it more difficult for you to find time to get together and how long does each episode to take to record?

Devil Doc Josue

Tom and Cecil, When you guys have an argument, who breaks the tie?

Not Another Podcast

What thing that’s a part of pop culture do you think is overrated? For example, a dislike of Seinfeld or Pulp Fiction

Erica Wilkerson

Where are all the A's to these delicious Q's?

Dave Jankowski

“Dancers to a Discordant System” by Meshuggah. Google the lyrics, Noah would love them.

Ryan Stott

Have you ever had St. Louis style pizza? If so how do you think it compares to Chicago and New York style?

B. King

I would buy it as a download.