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2026-09-08 13:00 I'm predicting so many anal probe jokes and I'm excited
2021-01-12 02:41

Fel Martins

Being abducted by aliens wouldn't be so bad. Sure, the anal probes might hurt but I bet I'd get used to it after a while. It'll save me from this planet, at the very least.

Emeradis

Some people pay good money for that kind of probing...

Niamh Coghlan

This was the Close Encounters/Chuck Tingle crossover episode I didn't realise I needed.

Leslie Marchant

Noah, I, too, steal shit at the doctor's office if I'm made to wait too long. Usually, I take rubber gloves.

Kenneth Afteryou Bauer

It’s is a FACT that NASA scientists are developing ways to do butt stuff to any micro-organisms we may find on Mars or Europa.

James F

Space force took this project over.