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The Salvation Army (Patreon)

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2022-11-22 02:15:26
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2026-06

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Gmork

Logged on to say the same thing. Even the same words :)

Jon Herrin

AAAAAAAHHH!!! CAN'T! WAIT! TO! LISTEN!!! THEY FUCK ORPHANS!!!!!

Jess Donovan

Been waiting for this since Silver Bells on GAM!

Jon Herrin

Side note: I'm with Tom. Danish is superior.

outaspaceman

While back went to Worthing (about 14mls away, to find the sites involved in the Skeleton/Sally Armies “riot”.. Here’s what Wiki says: April 1884 the owner of an alcohol shop in Worthing objected to Salvation Army criticism concerning the selling of alcoholic beverages, 4,000 "Skeletons" joined in that town in direct opposition to the Salvationists. Black, sticky tar was painted onto the wall of the alley which the entrance to the Salvation Army barracks shared with the alcohol shop. This damaged Salvation Army uniforms as they marched through it. Also eggs filled with blue paint were thrown at the "Sally Army". On Sunday, 17 August 1884, the police, the Salvation Army and the Skeletons confronted each other in Worthing. For an hour the police kept the peace, then the Skeletons rioted. The area was filled with screaming men, brick dust and broken glass. The Salvationists returned to their "barracks" and the Skeletons tried to burn it down. The landlord of the barracks, George Head, a Salvation Army supporter, defended his property and the people there with a revolver, wounding several Skeletons. Head was later brought before the magistrates on a charge of feloniously and maliciously wounding a young man named Olliver.

outaspaceman

Synchronicity moment: While listening SA Xmas Grift ad just showed on TV.. I didn’t shoot the TV, we’re not allowed the play with guns over here..

Someeffingguy

Tom is right. #DanishIsBetter #JusticeForTom

Marcus

I’m sorry Tom, Denmark doesn’t have any hills.

TenaciousB

A cheese danish defeats all comers.

Austin Enverba

The salvation army’s slogan of “Doing the most good” for their slave labor is like that simpsons episode with the lawyer advertisement. NO it’s not doing the most good, they missed some punctuation! It’s “Doing the most? GOOD!”

Meadhands

Look, Tom, I love you, but until danish's have a cake variation made of glazed chocolate that is then topped with MORE chocolate instead of just being topped with the equivalent of cherry cum, doughnuts win.

I’mNotSayingThat

Coming home with a live rat stuck to the tar on your one hand and a homophobic trombonist stuck to the other, “I said I don’t want to talk about it!” I nearly pissed myself 🤣