KoorTech Dickprint Scanner (Patreon)

"Koortech keeps your belongings safe by testings and creating the latest and greatest security locks money can buy!

Here we have one of the volunteers testing KoorTech's latest Dickprint scanner! The lead engineers controls everything from dick size, hardness, cum flow, and more to make sure KoorTech engineers are preparing the lock for any situation!

This volunteer happens to have found an edged-case for another one of Koortech's products, which is affecting the standard dry scan scenario test. At Koortech it's not good to waste such testing material on the wrong test, especially when it takes time to make it for free! Although increasing the storage capacity is a good quick fix for such mishaps since it takes time to fill up again, we make sure the scientist and engineers who allowed such an error to happen personally and extensively know what went wrong so it doesn't happen again! 

As all staff knows, customer satisfaction is always our number one priority, no matter what!"