Loving Dick - Dicking, My Valentine (Patreon)

"The roo bought lots of wine a long time ago that he happened to find today! Valentines day. Apparently this batch of wine was mixed with a growth formula that was more potentate the longer it aged. The roo didn't think much of it and drank the whole bottle.

Although extremely drunk, he had the foresight to get onto his bed before downing the other 2 bottles. He didn't have the foresight to realize that his bed probably can't support the weight... not that he'll be able to move for a while to fix it

I'm sure people will enjoy his grand contribution to Febrooary"

A quick draw for Valentines Day and Febrooary

I don't normally post sketches to all tiers but I thought it'd be nice to share since I love you all for how much you support my ability to do silly sketches like this!

The drunk to english translated text is:

Hey baby,
That wine sure made you a bigger part of my life. I'm glad.

We're gonna be in bed. Then I'll snuggle you and kiss you and then drink more wine. heh heh heh
Forget valentine's day. We're not walking anywhere for a week. heh heh heh
or all of Febrooary