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What's your biggest sexual fantasy? (Patreon)

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2021-06-29 17:50:56
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2025-08-16 13:52:10
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didi 樂 ★

everybody talking about sex in the comments and im just here… existing.

aria

Blessing us againn

aria

When are you going to post on YouTube? Love youu

aimeeee

Take a shot every time he says vanilla

Noahs Haven

Probably not til saturday I'm afraid 😬😬😬 I'm pretty busy this week.

tessa gray

"i wanna have sex with somebody–" SAME

Aria Cross

Touchstarved peeps lezgo Mine's rope binding

Vi A.Crux

Surprisingly wholesome? Hope you find that partner and that they are well researched in the *community* so they can provide a safe environment for your to explore that one day.

LilacW

This answer is so adorable, and frankly on point. I pushed a breath out and literally made an awww sound. I put my fingers to my mouth to stop my whispered gushing from travelling all the way to Germany. Honestly, I agree. Being with someone you LOVE (yes, with the capital letters) overrides any kink in my book, as well. You can experience intense pleasure and passion with each other no matter how 'vanilla' or 'kinky' the sex. Loving someone, in and of itself, is euphoric. And from it comes the holy grail of sex, the intersection of love and lust. In a way your ultimate answer is that fucking thing that's difficult and scary to find...that beautiful, utterly human need for real connection. When you're so connected to someone physically, mentally, all of the lys...and there's that trust between you ...oh my fucking gawd the fireworks and multiple orgasms, plus the little secret laughters and giggles from the shared experiences, the afterglow of lovemaking. There, I said it. Hahah it's more than sex. It's making love. 😅 Well, sir. This was a thoroughly unexpected and very much welcomed minipodcast. 😊 Oh and not that anyone asked but one of my fantasies is to find a completely secluded place out in nature, say... by a lake in the forest. There's a cabin nearby but my partner and I would opt for spending all day and all night outside, (possibly naked or close to it because it's sweltering summer). We'll even sleep under the stars. We'd swim in that lake and be as loud and passionate as we want when we're not swimming or eating. It will be as if time stopped and we're the only two people in the world. (With appropriate bear sprays and bug sprays and camping and protective gear of course. Haha)

Nova

Ah, a fellow switch

LilacW

Fookin hell. Sorry for the long rant. Your thoughtful answer just brought it out of me. Pfft 🙈

Marisol

Thank you for answering my question!! And any way you pronounced my name was fine with me! 😂😂

Shell

Spicy question: what outfits turn you on the most?

Rachel

Your answer is spot on for many of your fans, I'm pretty sure.

Sosa Bean

Not really a spicy question per se, but: How do you know when you’ve fallen in love?

LilacW

Spicy Question: what's something that surprisingly turned you on? Noah, is it just me or is your voice raspier than usual in this audio? Get some rest, please. You said you're having a busy week. Take care of yourself. It wouldn't be fun to get sick in the summer.

LilacW

Hi Everscamp, I agree it's a tricky thing to find that right person. It takes our own vulnerability and the vulnerability of the other person to find this kind of ideal compatibility. Though, if I may pose this thought: Loving someone includes being open to listening to their desires and exploring different things with them (within healthy limits of course). Strictly speaking, experiencing sexual kinks with someone you love and seeing how much pleasure it gives them can be pleasurable in itself. Ideally, both partners are considerate of each other, making the giving and receiving more balanced. So I don't exactly believe it's either someone loveable or someone who's sexually open. It's... compatibility and openness.

Firinne

Oh Noah, thank you for making my Tuesday! You definately need to try both sides of the d/s slash. I have a feeling you will enjoy both. My spicy question for you for next time is if you were to explore submission, what method, implement or restraint type most intrigues you? Tamer/starter examples: spanking by hand, riding crop, flogger, restraint by cuffs or rope. Or none if you explore primal as Prey. So many choices...

Everscamp

Hi, I think that you are generally right. The trick is in compatibility. There are always will be things that you like, but your partner doesn't, or vice versa, and it is obvious that no one will force anyone (I hope), but you will still like these things. Not that it bothers me much, but sometimes it's funny to think about it)

Alys

Giving yourself to somebody is satisfying indeed. Im more a sub, but i would like to try being a dom at least once (lets pray that its more than once). But nowadays its hard meeting someone who wants to try things like this. Maybe one day if im lucky

Hanomi 巴乃海

I want to trust a person so much to be able completely surrender myself to him, so that he determines the degree of my pleasure. My biggest sexual fantasy is to be a submissive for an absolute dominant. I'd say the brain, force and trust make me really horny.

Natalie Nandahar

Omg Noah you’re so precious😍 Your beloved one will be soooooooo lucky❤️

Raven 🐦‍⬛

First of all, I really like you and you’ve helped me feel less lonley in my day to day life😅❤️ Second of all, relationship wise, what do you look for in a person of interest? Similar vibe, compleatly different vibe, body, mind, or something like that?❤️✨

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2026-11-02 19:00 Wow well, love and being love at the same time it's a precious and unique experience, difficult of get but no imposible. I'm just very curious!! About German dirty talk? Sorry it's just x'D I've never hear something like that! There's a similar word in German of "baby" ? Or something like that
2021-06-29 23:46

Rachel

I second this question

ky

you either die a mafia-boss-dom fan or live long enough to see yourself become a catboy enjoyer

ky

On a more serious note, my questions: What is your idea of perfect foreplay (though it sort of feels like you already answered this one before). Also, Sexiest/most romantic movie scene?

V, the Librarian

As a German who has no clue how to get into dirty talking but really wants to, I second this question! 🙈 Any tips are appreciated, especially how not to feel awkward or silly while doing it.

Caterina Marie

Sooooo...again I tell you...if you wanna know mine you know where to ask. Hahaha. I am far too shy to ever admit this publicly.

LilacW

Aaww. You might be surprised to find there are a few people who share the same desires as you do. We're still a new community of Bagels. But I'd like to think we're a judgement-free and open group of people. I hope you will soon feel comfortable to share.

LilacW

Hmm well, CL. I cannot help you with the German sensual vernacular. But in general, I find that anticipation and build up is central to dirty talk. It's also about the details. It's almost like your mind is racing to 'get there' before your body can act...so you say them before you can do anything about it. In writing class, they teach you to 'show, not tell'. In dirty talk, you 'tell and then show'. There are some people who are great at saying things in the moment. But for someone who's new at this, like any other skill, it helps to practice, practice, practice. The basics: use pet names if you have them, my heart, my darling, honey, sweetheart, liebling (right?). Pepper these throughout your talk. Ok...First things first, if a person isn't used to talking out loud, we start practicing there. Think of an activity you like doing. It doesn't have to be sexual, just something you enjoy. Then, practice explaining out loud how you do that thing. Either to someone else or to yourself. Take your time with explaining and don't leave out any details. Have fun with it. Talk about the act itself but importantly how it makes you feel before, during, and after you're doing it, whether it's cooking, dancing, driving, etc. If you're already comfortable with that, skip to this part. Think about what you'd like to do with your partner and why. Think about what turns you on about your partner. Describe those things. BE SPECIFIC. And TAKE YOUR TIME so you don't run out of things to say. Practice saying these things out loud on your own. The more prepared you are, the more confident you'll feel, and that will radiate off you. Confidence is sexy. Use adjectives that are alluring ...taut muscles, slick wetness, soft tendrils of their hair, the sweet scent of their skin, their sensual sighs that escape their lips. Keep the five senses in mind...to help you with what to say (sight, sound, touch, taste, smell [please say scent and not smell lol]) Because you practiced beforehand, you can think of these sexy adjectives and have them in your toolbox. 👍 You may want to start on the phone. Not texting. Voice calls. On a call, you can ask them what they're doing, giving you a bit of a break. You can also focus on what to say without having to think about what to do with your hands or how to act. But if you're ready to do things it in-person, great! In addition to the things above, you can incorporate how much you are affected by their reactions to your words and actions. You can also ask them questions, rhetorically and teasingly. "I love it when your breathing gets shallow just from my touch." "The way you ____ makes me weak." "Does it make you feel good to feel me do this..." "Would you like me to show you what I've been thinking about...or shall we stop right now? 😏" Whisper close to their ears. Trace your fingers lightly along even the most innocent parts of their body (the arms, hands, neck). These light touches work great for producing body tingles. They complement the words, too. Also, don't worry about being cliche for the first time. Clichés are clichés because they work. If you mess up, work it into the dirty talk. "See what you do to me? You get my tongue all twisted I can't even speak properly." Or if you've been talking for a while... "Fuck...Let me show you what I'd like to do with my tongue instead. Shall I?" These are examples. Just work it into the dialogue. Messing up can show that you're losing your focus, you're getting heated up. Okay. I think I've done enough damage now. Pfft. I'm in a very sharing mood. 😅 Hope these help! Good luck to you.

Caterina Marie

Im actually one of the OG Bagels. But thanks. There's a reason I can't post some things publicly. 😉

LilacW

I meant the Patreon community, actually. And how lucky to be one of the first people to find Noah. YT and discord are public and I'd be apprehensive about saying anything there. But in Patreon, there is an assumed level of discretion and we are at an understanding that this is a place for mature subjects. Well then, as you said he knows where to find you. 💋 Have fun, hun x

Caterina Marie

Understood. Part of it is due to my job.

bakusimp

Do you get turned on when recording 18+ stuff?

Tiff

I feel like there's something so euphoric, about being able to trust someone with your body in a sexual manor. I wish. I want a man that will ravage me one night, then sensually pleasure my body the next.

Tiff

Why is this me 😂😂😂started this month reading Den of Vipers and then discovered these asmr guys...

V, the Librarian

Wow Lilac, thank you so much! I am glad I came back to the comment section, because the patreon notifications suck. This is really helpful, especially the part on how to get comfortable with speaking out loud in the first place (the struggle is real). So thank you again for this dirty talk 101, I will definitely use all of your tips and start practicing. And yes, Liebling is the German equivalent to darling. (Why do so many things just sound way sexier in English than in German?)

V, the Librarian

I love your answer and yes to everything you wrote. And your fantasy sounds amazing, I like it. 😊

Jesse

That’s kind of my thing too. I want my partner to feel like they can be completely open with me and explore. I want to try new things and have fun with it too. I tend to like the idea of role play but I haven’t really tried it yet.

MangoMcSalsa

My partner is asexual/greysexual, so with my libido i'm just happy when he wants to touch me at all 😅 this may be an odd question, but have you ever experienced something intimate from a partner that you also found to be very romantic? Or done something along the same lines for your partner that you're proud of?

SaraJSweetheart

I had that with my ex. i would completely dominate him (im talking butt naked, blindfolded, wrists and ankles tied to all four bed posts), then, we would switch, and he would dominate me (wearing nothing but a mini skirt, bent over, gagged, wrists tied to the bed) and ngl, it was GOOOOOD......Just a shame the a-hole was a lying cheat lol (One day though, i wanna expand on that, and try pegging a guy, hearing his cute subby moans as he's bent over for me <3)

Tiff

Pegging is GOALS 🥵

ShellyChan

Being degraded but praised at the same time

Caterina Marie

@tiff only the admin channel is left with a few fans who joined. :)

Jojo B

Lol, the pause after you said “I want to have sex with somebody” made me think that was it, and I was like, wait, what?? Lol you had me for a second 😂

LilacW

Happy to help 💝 I'd like to think we're all connected with each other through our enjoyment of Noah's audios and that we're a community that supports each other, open to talking about these things. 😇☺️

LilacW

Thanks, CL. I always look forward to your thoughtful shares here, too. And yes, Patreon is horrible with notifications so I'm glad you came around and checked the comments again. ☺️👍 I think btw, you don't get any reply notifications unless it's under your own comment to a creator post. Oof.

Ariel

What is your most irrational fear during sex?

Nezenelah

That fantasy is so specific ahahahaha, but it feels very peaceful, i wish you find a great partner to do it with !

Nezenelah

I actually did a lot of my fantasies since i started my sexual life... i thought the car could be hot but i'm pretty sure it's very uncomfortable. Anyone tried it ? 😂

LilacW

Thx Nelliama. I guess you can say I'm detail-oriented even when it comes to sex. Hahahah. 😆 I guess it does sound peaceful but also there's something primal about doing it outdoors. Heehee.

LilacW

Ooh nice! It's so good you've been able to fulfill a lot of your fantasies. 👍 The car one can be good or not depending on: - where you parked (risk of getting seen can heighten the excitement) - and how big/spacious the car is (level of comfort). Yes, it can be uncomfortable but that can be part of what's exhilarating about it. You're so hot for each other that you can't wait to go somewhere more comfortable. Also, there are several positions that can be very effective in a car. I have two personal favourites. The first is sitting on my partner's lap as they sit in the middle of the rear seat. We're both facing front so they've got rear entry into me. This allows me to control the depth and pace. And sitting in the middle rear gives me space to stretch forward and allows me to hold on to the middle compartment for leverage. The second favourite is a kind of variation to the lotus position. My partner sits facing front, legs stretched forward and leaving some space between them and the backrest. I sit facing them with my legs wrapped around their waist (or sometimes clamped in their sides so they can lean). We'd be chest to chest and face-to-face. This allows us to both set the pace and depth. I like this particular one better because it is more stimulating physically and you're more connected to each other. And please...do not do anything while driving! Believe me the fun factor does not outweigh the potential to get into an accident.

Nezenelah

Thanks for your comment aha! Yeah that's the positions i thought about, there might be more, but i never had the opportunity to try. Pretty obvious since it's a fantasy aha. I feel that's the rush that makes it very hot, the fact that you can't wait, so yeah, it can just be good to get things heat up without completely having sex in the car. Idk. It's fun in my head at least. Oh i won't do anything while driving don't worry about it ahaha, but good reminder ;)

Hanaranjada

This actually reminded me of a tweet asking if artists got turned on while drawing nsfw and we were all like: NO, we are literally suffering all the time while trying to do the anatomy and pose right, so I do wonder if it's the same with voice, like maybe they concentrate more on the fact of doing it the right way than thinking on the scenario itself?

Emily Watts

As a switch all I can say is 🎶I can show you the kink world! Shinning shimmering splendor! I’ll tell you Noah it doesn’t have to be beating the shit outta each other or we can try another time! A whole neeeeeww woooorld!🎶 Yeah take that Disney

bakusimp

Right? I feel like just having the mental picture and putting yourself in the scene has to make you feel something

Rachel

He has mentioned that he finds uploading them exciting

Liberty Bella

Lindsey, yes. There have been times where being touched is hard even though I need it. I found it was because of past experiences that left emotional scars and it was a signal the person I was with wasn’t who I believed. Almost like a internal alarm that I ignored until I could no longer silence it. Its all about feeling safe. Feeling comfortable that you are with someone that can give you that. All to often we don’t want to listen to those alerts, those gut feelings that we just can’t understand because we want so much to be loved and feel safe in someones arms. It doesn’t mean they would physically hurt you but likely emotionally have and trust is strained or lost. Sometimes you can work on rebuilding that together if both are willing. But if not and you hold on for the sake of hoping it will heal on its own sadly it just burns more and the scars grow deeper. Still we often ignore them and while you can keep going that way you will find yourself not understanding how or why you feel such things. And if you walk away those scars remain until you allowed yourself to heal and hopefully find someone who you trust once again. I hope you find comfort and happiness. I hope you can once again feel safe to be held as you wish for. I hope my experience helps a bit. But everyone is different and you just need to take time to listen to yourself. Learn why you hate being touched though you crave it. Ask your what is it? Why? Your heart & mind will tell you in time. Just let yourself listen and know no more what its ok. Never think you have to do anything especially if you hate it, feel uncomfortable or unsafe. No matter who its with. Do what you feel ok with. Maybe take baby steps towards getting comfortable again when you find someone you want to do that with. Always remember to take care of yourself ok? I promise in time you will find the answers. Hope you are doing well and have a great week. (Side note.. I’m a nah on the rope thing lol.. But I’m definitely for a strong confident dominant man who I know I can trust & feel safe with that will take control or let me control occasionally if I desire. But he has to have a soft heart and be super cuddly and I kinda prefer working together in all things taking turns and in sync with each other. Of course being in love & loved makes all of that even more magical. I guess a sappy romantic who can be a tiger or kitty lol )

Liberty Bella

I’m not a fling kinda gal. I have to feel safe & protected by him. In a relationship, knowing each other, trusting him completely and preferably in love if but of course before love there is that point where you both feel the same as your falling for one another. I love sex, love playing together finding new things that excite each other. No pressure just pleasure. A strong confident man with a gentle heart who desires me as I do him. Being able to just be together and feeling that warmth all over knowing they are by your side. Holding hands, cuddling, watching a movie, taking road trips and sight seeing, playing games.. anything. I love touch & to touch when together hugs, gentle kisses, his hand on my back while resting or mine on him. Being able to laugh together and just feel comfortable being ourselves. Lazy days in pjs, pizza and popcorn with wine because why not? Or getting all dressed up just because and having a nice date night. To have that deep love where you don’t always have to speak you just know each other enough to see things without words. In bed that deep bond, that emotional, mental & physical connection allows you to try things together and being open about it. Open about desires and limits. Trusting them enough to know your safe. I enjoy greatly if he takes control but not a violent dom more of a assertive and commanding dominance taking what he wants or telling me what to do. Then sometimes I enjoy taking him by surprise. Being very adventurous with locations etc and love teasing. The most amazing is when you both just work together as one, knowing exactly what the other wants .. equal. And of course making love is the most magical thing when you are so close, so bonded that your bodies just blend and your emotions flood you. Wanting nothing but to be be close, feel each other, be one and allow everything else to just fade away but you together in that moment. Finally.. falling asleep in his arms or on his chest his heartbeat singing me to sleep knowing he would do anything to protect me I sleep soundly feeling utterly safe. (Definitely has to be bigger/taller etc than me.. which isn’t hard at 5’3 110lbs lol) Waking to him by my side and seeing him smile after kisses. Doing little things for each other for no other reason than because you care. To be my love, my protector, my best friend and partner. With that all things all possible. Sorry I guess im sappy.,in short love.. who is a lion but his heart is a lamb for me.

Genesis

Role playing. I'd like the guy to dress up as The Winter Soldier....metal arm and all. Metal Arm to the throat. Mask on. Showing off the knife moves. Wait...are we not supposed to answer the question as well?

Megan

I love being dominated but I want to dominate a man one time. I’ve always wanted to tie someone up, the control you have and everything you have control of is so nice

S.N.P

Honestly, I’m a big softie myself, so sex with someone I truly love and can 100% trust and just being able to lock eyes and laugh during the whole thing is definitely a fantasy of mine, bc I’ve never experienced it like that💀