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We can't do this [nsfw] (Patreon)

Published:
2021-07-30 22:07:09
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2025-08-16 13:50:47
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Michaela Ameise

💋💋💋 bei "zieh' den Rock aus!" hab ich mich doch glatt an meiner eigenen Spucke verschluckt vor Schock!!! 🤣

Noahs Haven

For everybody wondering: I've decided to turn the Spicy Question of the week into the Spicy QuestionS of the month. So more like a classic Q and A format with lots of questions in one go :D However, if someone asks a good question, where I can tell a longer story to or where the comment section could be a good place to discuss that question in particular, I might switch back to one question :D As always, figuring it out as I move along ;D

Taiga Senpai

I’m slightly ashamed of how fast I came here after getting the notification 😭

Tiff

I can’t listen to this right now, because I just walked into a work meeting 🥺🥺🥺

♡ Isabella ♡

Slightly ashamed of how fast I came FULL STOP

Taiga Senpai

Stg I was like 👀 🏃🏾‍♀️

Taiga Senpai

No waittt now I’m embarrassed 😭

Mina Zelda

*likes post before listening*

Skye

Dear lord this one is SO good, I probably won't be able to concentrate all day now haha

Hanomi 巴乃海

Oh, no!… 🥺 Jesus! How can you stop at the hottest point?! 😭

Natchy

What the fuck Steven??? We were all rooting for you, why did you have to come back 😭

Arcanekenlove

I lost my shit when he said is it Jim? Oh Stephen. Poor Mike/Jim the janitor.

Deku

When Noah said, "such a good girl" I simply died 😫

LilacW

On the day his phone AND his car are getting repaired, this happens? It sounds like the muse has been planning this for a looooong while. 😂 Property damage be damned. 😂 Also, I'm just about halfway through and won't get to the NSFW part because I gotta go out and about...but... I just want to say this...I expected Friday to be a great day, heading into the weekend. It turned out to be an AWFUL day at work. Like crisis mode day. And I'm still going back to the grind on Monday holding my breath if there's any fall out. Saying a had a shit day is an understatement. So the first half of this audio making me laugh in parts was very much welcomed. I don't really need to hear the NSFW parts right now. I just .. needed the cheering up. So yeah ..thanks for the laughs.

Rachel

Bravo

Noahs Haven

yeah yeah yeah, those stuck in a _____ are always hard to write with those damn smartphones existing 😓

SaraJSweetheart

For some reason, i was expecting him to just kick the door ONCE and go "....ow." then give up XD

Aida1982

*Nose bleeding* Oh My...

SaraJSweetheart

Also, Video Suggestion (can do a SFW youtube version, and spicier version for patreon) just 30 minutes of making out. That is all. No talking, ALL kissing. Spicy making out for the patreon version.

Saturn

noah: *starts to speak in german* me: *automatically gets seduced**dies*

planefighter

Holy Makkaroni! Dirty talk itself is hot BUT I never would have guessed the steep slope that dirty talk in 2 languages at once would create. I guess a certain someone invented a new kink because he aced it the first two times he did it and it’s so much better than it has any right to be 😩. The words and the tone hit the nail on the head, went in for the kill dead on so to say. Creating a need while being the only one far and wide to provide a fix is almost mean 😉 thx Noah for this intense content 😘

DolliMunster

Here’s my address bring my key with you yup see you in 30

Kim Lemonade

🤤 heavenly, I really love this professor haha, thank you Noah you always take all requests :'D we don't deserve you!!

Blahwitch

Cellphones don't👏fit👏in👏girls👏pant👏pockets👏 😅 nice vid BTW 👌

Natalie Nandahar

Can’t wait to hear 2nd part😍 I hope there will be one…

iris

Just had a night of complete emotional hell and I so needed this🤌

Mina Zelda

«Good girl» TWICE? You are spoiling us, sir

LilacW

Oh no, Noah. I was only teasing you a little. My work day ended in a shitty way. I really do appreciate that you made me laugh a lot with your silliness. 😊

Emily Watts

More German! lol so freaking hot 🥵

Robin Lindoor

Wtf jim🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️... We could have... and then you decided to show up.. Ughhhhhh

Cat

I really hope there’s a second part to this 🥺💜

Yasmeen 1995

steven hope you go to hell 🚶🏻‍♀️

AltDiem

It’s been 2 months since my professor who I have a crush on emailed me and told me to visit him to have a chat once uni normalizes. I graduated last semester. I didn’t reply…yet… because I… can’t even… make myself type “Yes, sir, please?” without blushing. 😳 This is grad school not bachelor’s, Jesus. Maybe I should email him back soon. 🤭

SaraJSweetheart

If this is M4F, the idea that our clothes have pockets breaks immersion cause its so unrealistic XD

SaraJSweetheart

There's no need to be embaressed when we're ALL the same XD

LilacW

Lolol. This is too cute. You should totally email him. Besides, you graduated already. Dynamics would be slightly different. You would just be two adults chatting. 😊 One of these two things might happen: either you live out your crush fantasies or you become friends with a professor who is cool enough to gain your admiration. It's a win-win. 😊👍 You should totally email back.

V, the Librarian

Beinahe ertappt 𝘈𝘭𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘤𝘵 auf frischer Tat. 𝘳𝘦𝘥-𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥𝘭𝘺. Äußerst knapp auf mehr 𝘈 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 als einer Art und Weise. 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴. Ich mag den Nervenkitzel, 𝘐 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘪𝘭𝘭, ein bisschen Risiko, 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘬, es ist berauschend. 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰𝘹𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨. Ich bin sehr gespannt 𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘦𝘹𝘤𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘥 zu sehen was als nächstes kommt. 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘹𝘵. A bit late, but better late than never. 🙈 This audio was very... inspiring. 🥵

Saya J

Damn you, Jim-Mike-Stephen! Lol this was fun though. Nearly getting caught did add to the naughtiness🤧

Rachel

Fun fact Jim is actually the most common janitor/maintenance man name

bee

when the german came into play 😩

Becca

Please don't let us wait too long for the second Part , please Sir 😉

Caterina Bunny

Sir, imma need that part two 😳 and soon pleaseee

Natalie Nandahar

Why? I’m choosing clothes with pockets and haven’t seen anything unrealistic in that…

noripinephryne

y e s second part please sir, i am running to that address like right now hahaha also, those slightMDom vibes from my german prof. got me so... i think i might have discovered something about myself ;D if there would be a second part to this i would love it to get more MDom and aggressive and stuff, since the prof is so strict/cool usually, i'd love him to loose his cool and get all riled up and get his dom persona on

Lauryn Mani

Please tell me there is a part two. Please please please!!

V, the Librarian

Isn't everyone here on Noahs Patreon? 😜 Glad you like it. 😁

Constanza

Omg need a part two!!! Just amazing!!

LilacW

You graciously answer a lot of our questions, especially since the subject matter can be borderline invasive. Perhaps you would like to turn the tables a little. Do you have any questions for us, Noah? As you said, we can continue discussions in the comments and you can expand on them too in your mini-podcast. :D

Rj needs Jesus

what timestamp does the german come in? 👀

CosmicVignette

😲 omg.. grabbing my pillow, placing it over my face and screams a bit. *inhales deeply, exhaling slowly* but I'll be waiting patiently for part 2, if there is a part too soon. 😊

Neverhere

THE GERMAN VOCABULARY LINE WAS SMOOTH ASF🥵

LilacW

I'm leading you to 17:48. It's a few seconds before Noah busts out his German. I'm taking you to this part because I enjoy listening to this line in that section: 'Nevertheless, I must honour my job as an educator.' Firstly, the way Noah says 'nevertheless' is so soft. It's almost ticklish. Secondly, the fact that this line was said just before the NSFW stuff is pretty good writing. I like the irony of the words being uttered just as the professor asks the student to take off their skirt. (He asks in German, which instead I somehow heard as 'Let's see how it goes.' .)

Cat

I hope there’s gonna be a part 2

Haru

Idk why but the German part ,,Mund auf'' reminds me of this one German ad for donating cells it literally goes ,,Mund auf, Stäbchen rein, Spender sein'' which translated means ,,Open your Mouth, put the stick in (don't know the medical term for this), be a donator''

Ephi

More German please :)

LilacW

"put the stick in...where? What?" 😲

Haru

,,put the stick in your mouth'' lmao yk so they have saliva on the stick from which they can determine whether you'll be a suitable donator for patients for example when they need spinal cord to heal ALS

LilacW

Aah! Thanks for explaining it. ☺️ And honestly sounds like an effective ad. Hehe.

Beth

Am I the only one who thinks we somehow made a deal with the janitor?

Floridaman

We need a part 2 sir 😩

Tofu

Part 2🥺🥺🖤🖤

KAY

Omg,,😳

KAY

please talk dirty in German..?

Labby

We need a part 2 please 🥺😩🥵

Jane Doe

[shocked face] Uhhhh... Will there be a part 2 where she goes to drop off the key at his place??