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𝐣𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚 ♡︎

THE PEBBLE THING IS SOOO TRUE 😭😭 i thought i was crazy for liking that oddly enough 😭

Ary

Late comment, but as an English only speaker, PLEASE feel free to shove your German down my throat! 😳

noripinephryne

Y u no sleep isn't it like 3 am NoAh gO geT sOmE rESt Edit: Noah's English: 💯 Noah's German: 🔥🔥🔥 Noah's Polish: 🥲 Since you said you're more one the sub side, this time around I'll be your strict Polish teacher and there's no Steve in my office 😈 so get ready because I can't accept that pronunciation aaand btw I'm a teacher irl (Chinese) so yeah IT WILL BE FUN I know how to tEaCH GOod leSsoNs 😈 🤣🤣🤣

Blahwitch

10-15 times in one day? 😳 😜 he said that was when he was younger. I'm curious what's he's most in more recent times haha

Goskiut

Damn u jumping rope? what else can you do with that rope tho? 😳

Blahwitch

pam grier is so beautiful 😍

Hanomi 巴乃海

OMG! Sorry for texting this but… Noah, it’s soooo sexy when you speak German. Even if it’s just “Hallo. Mein name ist Noah.”

barbara

Noah: “I’m gonna take a shot” *giggles* Pun-ny! 😂

Saturn

ughh i forgot his zodiac sign ;-;

Oliwia Łącka

Good guess, I'm polish, but I live in Austria Also I'm waiting for your hand sooo bad 😭

verity

not a question but i would loooove if you went a bit in depth on how following wim hof’s method has been for you! i’ve followed him for years & hearing other experiences is so so fascinating!!

Estefania

Haha I am dying.. the way he says my name😅😍 sorry It wasn't very good questions I asked I didn't think of anything good at the time. But still I hope you don't get to see anything like that.

Dorkypocky

“Hear you soon” I think I’m tired because I laughed so hard 😝

AltDiem

Oh boy… maybe you should try a boyzilian?Maybe you’ll like it, maybe not. I learned about it from my male cousins around 15 years ago. Five male cousins had this done, only 1 returned do it again. They all said a boyzilian makes their groin look and feel clean but the service hurts like a MF. LOL

Rachel

So then I had to search to make sure "intellectually gifted" is an actual phrase lol

Erica

libido slowing down, technology makes him angry... RIP to Noah's youth 💀

barbara

Hmmm.. I don’t think it’s just technology not working per se.. but usual things designed to work and they don’t. Like basic expectations not met. At least that’s how I understood it, and that’s because the same thing always get me 🙃

kao

“what kind of dudes have you been hanging out with?” imaginary ones 😭😭

Blender $hawty

Bruh, my Buffalo wing question was a joke and I didn’t think he’d answer. What a wasted opportunity 💀 Appreciate that he did though!

Maddy

Yaaaay my monthly dose of serotonin ! I enjoyed the fact that you mixed sexual and non-sexual questions. you seem to be a really nice person irl

Gigil_Peach

oh my ghod the 'wadda u mean my mother's fat??!' caught me off guard and my laugh came out sharp (sharp?? idk how to describe it) and I sounded like I was in a screamo band for 5 seconds there 😭😭

Alys

Why not make an audio with you being more submissive ? That could be interesting. Like a lot

Maddy

L’Etranger (the stranger) by Albert Camus is such a good book! Wasn’t expecting this answer but you truly have interesting tastes

LilacW

Thanks for answering my question. :) I enjoyed this long format. I think it gives you freedom to meander with your responses. Once a month is kinda long to wait, though. Perhaps there's a happy medium of doing it fortnightly at roughly 30mins a pop? What do you all think?

LilacW

Noah, on your response to my question about what you wonder about with the Bagels...I like how considerate you are with how specific or general the conversations in your audio should be. Maybe it will come down to trial and error. Do a couple of audios that will have more 'specific' responses. And see the audience feedback. Note: I would never call anyone's mother fat. I doubt anyone here would. So may go a different direction. XD Anecdotes are a good balance of 'specific' and vague. That might be something you could share more of. Ditto with the other listener. I miss your jokes. I think your funny comes out when you're telling stories anyway so go with that...try with anecdotes. You can change up identities and places anyway. Alright. I think this is around the time I should make a joke thanking everyone reading this for coming to my podcast. Haha. ✌️

Rachel

I enjoyed the long format. He didn't seem rushed at all

Natalie Nandahar

I think after your q&a’s many woman dreams about you 😉 By myself I regret that I’m not looking like Jane Fonda even if I’m married 😜

amanda

noah saying he likes having pebbles in his shoes- confirmed masochist also as a representative of the switch committee, we would love more msub audios 💥💳💥💳

Carrie

I enjoy the long format for answering questions! *muah*

MJ St. Lawrence

For me I just enjoy the jokes and the personality coming through on the audio. I'd be just as content with pg material. I enjoy older movies not many people do so I like that to.

Barbara

I enjoy the format change, but I'm pretty sure we'll be happy with whatever you decide. Also, don't ever say you aren't smart enough! You're clever, witty, and charming... and I don't just say that because you seem like a much younger, less awkward male version of myself. Probably. 😏

Noahs Haven

I've only been doing it for about 2 months or so...but only cold showers and the breathing exercises...Ice baths will be next 😬😬😬

Bye bye…for now.

I would very happy with an all German audio and I don't speak a single word of it

Veronika Kulik

Ohhh u should listen to the beginning of “Marmur” by Taco Hemingway! Maybe u will notice :)

Maddieland

When he said "cause I got like 10 books next to me" I felt that pain 😂 I swear books pile up on their own!

Emily Watts

So…… where is the punk boyfriend apocalypse stories? Will they ever come back 🥺

hunnie_bonnie

"DayuuumDaniel, back at it again with the white vanz!" Yo that took me BACK! Sheesh

hunnie_bonnie

Pffttt, for some reason, I'm very invested in Noah just reading the names of this QnA because it reminds me of Key and Peels "substitute teacher". If ya know, ya know and if ya don't, you should go watch it 🤣 (much love Noah, stay hydrated!!!!)

Tiff

I have this & 11 YT Videos to catch up on 😅 I tried IRL Y’all….it was a fail💔

LilacW

Aaww. I'm still out there doing the irl thing. Can't quite escape it I'm afraid. Haha. Keep trying Tiff. Just were 'em down with your bad ass self. 😎💪

Beyzanur Dogan

You're absolutely adorable omg. I speak German as well so when I heard you say Hallo I got so spooked lmao but you sound really cute either way

dinoNuggies

Deine Stimme ist def heller wenn du deutsch sprichst

Dashi

49:03 DID U JUST TALK SPANISH??? CUZ I UNDERSTOOD “un momento por favor” *faint*