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Talk German To Me, Baby! [sleep aid] [nsfw ending] [lots of german] [bedtime story] [Kalif Storch] [The metamorphosis] nsfw (Patreon)

Published:
2024-02-17 20:51:46
Edited:
2025-08-16 13:09:04
Imported:
2026-06

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If you want to skip the sleep aid and the storytime you can skip to around 33:00 :D

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Leo

War noch nie so happy aus Deutschland zu kommen XD

Marie

🩷🩷

Julia

Sir, I have 650 day streak on duolingo. Of course, I can understand complicated sentences and not just "Ich liebe Kartoffeln".

Anonymous

3 years of learning German and the only thing I can say is that "Ich bin dreizehn Jahre alt" (because I learned German when I was 13😂 now I am 24)

Alison

You won’t believe this is my motivation for learning German.🤣

Anonymous
>>129962426

probably not something Noah would want to hear during a fun time 😂

Rheality

the random Ich liebe dich bombs were too sweet 🥺

Norma

one hour!!! you're spoiling us!!!🥰

Alessa

listening to this multiple times just to get the poetic quote about the wind and the water right, so I could print it on a t-shirt. 😏 😅

Leila

Got a huge flashback after his “you’re my favorite student”🫠

Hazel

This is perfect thank you🥰

Amanda

This was so sweet 🥰 I had to listen a second time in the morning because I fell asleep before the naughty bit 😂 somehow I feel the listener in this is just going to say "I'm horny" in German the cringey way for forever now 😂 absolutely love the playfulness in this.

Leo

The sentence *du machst mich ganz wild* 10/10 🤣🤣🤣🤣 hits different when you speak German

Giselle

We need a spicy English/German Audio 🤭

Aaa

Now, this is what I'm paying for.

Sakiski

Thank you for showing me what love supposed to be.

B

Melatonin who? Was put right to bed. Thanks. 🙏

Karzzz

This is soooo good and cute and sweet and everything!! Gotta pause a little bit to say this and back on. Please do more German/English audio like this one! Amazing!

Blueluelie

Honestly I always found dirty talk in German so cringe 😂 but maybe you’ll help to change that

bri

im taking this lesson seriously.

bri

if i want a kiss id say WHAT

Taya ~Таяни

One month and a half listening to it everyday, but well... I hope someday I'll listen to this till the end. I just love when someone reads me stories and I always fall asleep 😅

Julie Arutyunyan

“Cute little mouse.” I thought Noah was about to go Zade Meadows on us. 😄

hagrid

This is the fifth time I’m listening to this and trying to actually get to the nsfw part without falling asleep 😭

e LMO

So seltsam, wie sich Menschen anders anhören wenn sie verschiedene Sprachen sprechen :P And both is wonderful ^^

Cj Ü

I forgot you know german which is lwk good for me cuz im trying to learn it rn

Kuromiii

I am german and I‘m confused because I understand your explanation in english way better than the old german language in this story 🙃😂

Miaaaaa

lch liebe dich at 46.20s，absolute love it. however，deutsch fuxk me up. its reminded me the most tough times during collage😩

Fae

finding out that a peck in german is called 'Bussi' (bussy?) was not on my 2025 bingo card

Evan (Oliver)

Du bist meine dufte Biene 🐝 😆

It'sMeSam

Cuddlelini 🤣💞

It'sMeSam

So, wadde mal kurz.. Ich bin erst seit kurzem hier.. Ich bin grad geschockt, dass du ja nicht mal einen Akzent hast.. Bist du Deutscher? Wenn du Englisch sprichst, hört man dir auch nichts an. Ich bin verwirrt, hab ich was verpasst?? Bist du ein Landsmann oder bist du mit beiden Sprachen aufgewachsen? Klär uns aaaauf 😅 BITTE! (Falls du es nicht schon irgendwo getan hast)

Essie_

It worked better than Duolingo 😭🤟🏻

AI_N

Ergh! Totally simping on this 🫠 vielen dank 🤗

Skeletor

Such a cute voice and accent.