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Gabby - A Note from Gabby (Patreon)

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2024-08-12 16:13:14
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"It has come to my attention that some people think I am some sort of Latina. This is wrong. I am Italian, and from NYC. Also, if you put pineapple on pizza I will find you and break something valuable of yours. Capisce?"

(Please read this in Marisa Tomei's voice from My Cousin Vinny, Gabby sounds just like that.)

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DoktorPervert

Science has proven that pizza makes a man's semen taste bitter and bad while fruits and pineapples improve the flavor of semen to make it taste sweeter. She should prefer the pineapples unless the bitch likes it bitter.

Voria

I wanna eat her Calzone.

Xalynne
>>146336112

She doesn't care whether you eat pineapple, just don't put it on pizza (or at the very least don't tell her about it).

SinDD
>>146336112

Italian's have an organization that deals with people who put pineapple on pizza...Get me?💀

SinDD

Now that you've attached Marisa Tomei's voice to her she is my new favorite. 🥰I would love to here her describe a positraction rear end, I bet her pillow talk would get a man hard by itself.😂