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Cock Rings! (Patreon)

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2017-08-29 07:01:01
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2026-06
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https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/basic-cock-rings/

Make your cock ring with a cock ring! 

Over the years Matt has decorated his dong with a variety of these boner bands and you know what his actual favorite is? The O-ring for my strap-on. Yes, for reals. 

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The Queer Art Pagan

Just wanted to say I love that imagery of Matt & Friend surfing on a giant cock. <3 It was a welcome smile this morning. <3

The Ferret

Stunning as always and glad to hear Matt has good burrito tip etiquette :)

OhJoySexToy
>>6949349

Haha, man, so in Matt's script he'd written "... six rings for $19 (THREE burritos!)" and I was like "wait, that math doesn't work, because that'd be $18, so I changed the line to "three burritos plus a $1 tip" not thinking about the fact that... that's a terrible tip. I didn't think about it at all until Matt told me he'd added a line in the blog post clarifying that HE WOULD TIP MORE THAN $1 and I was like efffffff oh shit should I edit the comic but it's a hassle to do that so we just left it as-is. All of this to say: WE BOTH TIP 20% IN REAL LIFE and IT'S MY FAULT THAT I MADE "MATT" SAY $1 IN THE COMIC. sorrysorrysorry