Pokeberry Bouquet (Patreon)

Had to trim back our Pokeberry plant so I brought in a few sprigs to put on display in the living room. You know. Normal household decor.

(Cross-posted from Instagram, the dongs were previously covered in our Fleshjack review.)

 We just.... kinda move those Fleshjack dildos around the living room like a little herd. They'll live on a shelf for a couple weeks and then they'll shift to a window sill and now they're on the stove. IT'S SUMMER AND THERE IS A BURN BAN IN PORTLAND RIGHT NOW SO OBVIOUSLY WE'RE NOT LIGHTING ANY FIRES. But, I digress. 

This line of work has desensitized Matt and me so thoroughly. We're not TRYING to be provocative or ridiculous by putting sex toys and dildos on display, we both genuinely think they're beautiful and aesthetically pleasing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯