OJST: Arcwave Ion (Patreon)

https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/arcwave-ion/

The Ion pitches itself as being the closest thing to a clitoral orgasm for penises by using suction-y technology on a very specific, sensitive spot on the wang. Other reviewers love it, Matt didn't, and our cat Tig friggin hates it with the burning power of one hundred suns. 

(No animals were harmed in the making of this sex toy review)