Blewit (Patreon)
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2016-08-23 15:28:59
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I... keep trying to make these rhyme-y puns and jokes to go with the name "Blewit" but they all have negative connotations-- like "screw it" or "blow it"-- and the Blewit is actually really good and deserves no such association with them!
The Blewit is an excellent penis pal and you'd be lucky to use it! --oh hey! "use it"! Urggg, I can turn this into a catchphrase, come on Erika, come oooooonnnnnn. Oh! Or "Do it!" Uhm. "Do it with the Blewit"?
I'll keep working on it.
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