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Fan Fiction Story Time - Episode 5 (Patreon)

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2024-03-23 19:00:05
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2026-06
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This week, our featured pieces are How Did They Get Together and My Immortal (Chapters 5&6). I just want to live!

Submit fan fiction for us to read! Just click this link ► https://forms.gle/b3ig5PEdagX9AxPdA

Comments

Melissa

Do I immediately run when I see they're reading more My Immortal? Yes. Yes I do.

AshenSmyth

This is absolutely everything to me, I'm so excited

Nyx

A "visit" from Arin and Dan always makr my day oh so lovely

T-vis

Hell yeah. LFG guys

Scrub

This series made me want to read the entirety of My Immortal and I've never been so thankful for something in my life.

Tyler George

I love that they didn’t realize Pete was a cat and they just assumed there was a pet in the room that spoke up every now and again 😂

Micaela Leon

Love the stock footage of cats and dogs. Oddly weird tone over the fanfiction

Tyler George

lol I commented too early. It did take em a minute haha

Nikki-John-Wicky

If they do not finish My Immortal, I will be so gosh done diddly sad

Theenie

I've never read My Immortal before, and I'm determined to only experience it through the lads reading it to me. Please send more videos, my crops are dying and I need more regular sustainment.

vaguetype

wait where are we supposed to submit fic? 🤔🤔🤔 super unclear instructions://

hannah

I need one of these videos every week to keep me happy, healthy and sustained. 🥲

Angelica

Arin will you kiss me

Chris Busby

“Billy, what’s your favorite episode of Fan Fiction Story Time?” “The one where they talked about the link to submit fan fiction recommendations for A LOOONG TIME”.

Psiconic

My daughter went down for a nap at the perfect time. I needed this today XD been waiting for them to get to 'Vampire'

Charlotte Parker

It's not Goth!! It's Vamp and Vamp is lame!! Refer to the South Park episodes! Goth is cigarettes and black coffee.

Merry Merrymead

Was super-distracted by the bit of crap in Dan's hair, but fab episode once again. Love these!

CSDX

So, remind me. What does it mean to be "flaming" in the context of the author's notes?

MJ Luna

hating on, essentially

one-true-houselight

Love thinking about the impact of Dracula and vampire lore on our society, including that it led, in one way or another, to that breakfast order in all its glory

Quinn_Spooples

Critic of the first story, though they have a deep knowledge of Goofy lore they had a gap of knowledge by not remembering that Slyvia actually married goofy at the end of the 2000 masterpiece An Extremely goofy Movie, really took me out of the story as a whole. 10/10 very hot would goon again

Elles

Are you someone's dad? Because if yes then he DEFINITELY will

tin tanner

Stock video search terms: "Dog"; "Two Dogs"; "Cat & Dog"; "Romantic couple in forest"

CSDX

Ah, right, forgot about that(clearly). Thank you ^^

Carmine

Omg, that's so cool! My friend and I read this story five years ago on my old YouTube channel. I can't express how happy this made us lol.

Thomas Rose

I love the idea of goofy gradually getting infuriated trying to figure out how the daughter offed herself and getting nothing but cryptic answers

Biggles

The author’s note pointing out that Dumbledore screamed because he had a headache (which will never matter again) is such a gift to the world.

hostilecrayon

Arin took "Show Feet" seriously.

Jon G

These are amazing. Also, am I the only one having trouble with the patreon video player on mobile? It just keeps freezing and I need to restart the app.

Stephnoob

i'd try watching it in-browser instead on your phone, i haven't had issues watching it that way on mobile

Samuel Jones

What happened to the black flying Mercedes with 666 on the back??? Was it towed to the Hogwarts impound lot??? Dracos dad will be so pissed!!!!

Enrique Flores

Tristana from league of legends jumpscare

Make-out Funeral

I’m making banana bread while watching this! edit: i don’t want to eat this banana bread anymore. It has been tainted and I wish for gods sweet salvation in the second coming of christ.

SherbetAlex

I love that Arin and Dan have brought back “Let’s fucking go!” to be an unironic phrase.

Rennon the Shaved

I love how the Count Chocula line got the biggest laugh from Arin.

ThatBlondePerson

Another great way to intake it is dramatic readings with friends; I keep a copy on my phone at all times for just such occasions!

Namig42

I was not ready for Count Chocula with blood for milk. Best part of any story ever

Nyra

The subtitles during My Immortal just included almost the entire screen’s worth of “Ha ha’s” as Arin starts losing it when it says she spray painted her hair purple and when she is eating her cereal 🤣

shamelessawong

My Immortal is the cult classic of all time

Uncoolest_Evar

God damnit! How could you stop half way! I NEED to know if Goofy and Pete make passionate love! Also thank you for My immortal. Please read more.

8TheKat

Wait but where do I submit my fanfic? In the comments?

Kailey Bosyk

The author of my immortal could've called him Vampotter. Missed opportunity smh 😔

Nikolas

THE GOOFY VOICE HAS ME SENT

Nikolas

There is a Google form

Nikolas

I like the idea that his scar is gone as if he's been drawing it on

Podge

Hi guys. Long time listener, first time commenter. Just a quick question, at the end of the video you were elucidating as to where one might be able to submit fan fiction for your consideration. I understand it is to be done in the comments. As this is so, you WILL read Half Life 2: Full Life Consequences. Yours emphatically, Patrick

Nick C

After watching internet historian read through my immortal I can practically recite the whole story along with Dan and i am cracking up waiting for him to get to certain lines

tizzer169

The editing for this series really brings out Arin and Dans being playfully with each other but not to the extent of touchling each other. 10/10

Turner Strait

Oh you bet your ASS I'm submitting something!

Othnielia Purcell

I literally only subbed for my immortal and it was so worth it

WaveJam

Someone sells physically bound copies of My Immortal on EBay. Y’all should get it to show it off in the office.

The End of Time (AKA Theo the Minotaur)

If someone were to write a fanfic, can they just copy-paste it into submission form entry section or does it need to be in the form of a link like the form says?

Aurora lane

I'm also asking this for a friend. Although a temp solution should be to send the link in the form of a google drive viewing only invite. Just some advice for you know, your friend.

MadamJuggernaut

I don't have a sample but my heart says a well rated Optimus Prime x Megatron would hit 😂

Thomas Garcia

Pistol ... The child toddler killed herself?

Buggy

Please continue the wildly irreverent Goofy/Pete one, I gotta know if Pete beats his depression before beating Goofy's meat

Paige Strong

The Homer voice for Pete took me out

Alex Calvin

Arin's Dan Castellaneta impression is on POINT

8TheKat

right, the comments. 👉👉

Hunter hall

I'm not a bully but I think I wouldve been if I met the person who wrote my immortal

P.Viper

If I'm not hearing Arin read goofy x Pete smut next episode. I'm going on strike.

Rachel Allwin

it's giving #nobetareaders #wedielikemen

Tyrant

I’m tempted to suggest my own my little pony fanfiction I wrote in middle school LMFAO

Eanna

I hope they read all of my immortal it sparks joy

Kody

Count chocula is a pretty funny brand of cereal for a *vampire* to decide to eat

Tark the Fark

Im a little disappointed the comments aren’t just full of fanfic suggestions. Such as ‘All fair in War and Love’. You guys should read that… sorry, I wasn’t sure where else to suggest fanfics for you to read.

Anonymous201K

"It's not the depression that kills you, it's the sudden stop at the end." I mean...it's not entirely wrong.

Shax (edited)

Comment edits

2026-09-06 14:00 Ah, it was rated K for Kill yourself
2024-04-10 02:54

Doktor Vem

I wonder what J.K. Rowling would think about this "My Immortal" fanfiction...

Greg Shields (The Headspace Cult)

1) Will it be doggy style, or is there even a kitty style? Something, barbed penis, something something. 2) My Immortal...I feel like there should always be an Afterward Author's Note just to bring us down easy.

arrie

I love how Arin gave Pete the same voice he does for Gumshoe

Kyah Fyah

People pay a lot more for foot content and poetry

Max Pierce

My name being Max is a curse sometimes.

Ray Ostempowski

its crazy that My Immortal continues to make an impact on my life 10 years after I first read it.

Bananas

Emeny’s version certainly had a ring of authenticity to it as I do recall the first draft and not much was altered. She is a smart one. I love that for her. ♥️

kay

you know ive never considered the similarities between dan and arin and goofy and pete but now that i have my like will never be the same lmao

Dusty

Arin’s Pete voice kinda sounds like his Homer Simpson voice

Sidney Hackney

K+ is essentially the equivalent of PG in the fanfiction.net rating system.

Em

The author saying that the six year old killed herself is, I’m sorry, so fucking funny because that character straight up isn’t even in a Goofy movie. She literally only shows up in the 90s show Goof Troop. The author did not have to address her.

Connor Strader

Incredible episode, as always. I love this version of Dumbledore who calls students "motherfuckers"

James

Hot tip: Do not eat while watching these. You might very nearly die.

Aidan

Which is wild to label it that because it literally talks about suicide and self harm

Proudwing

the way i just lost it when they realized "the dog" and "the cat" meant Goofy and Pete respectively like 9 minutes in

Anonymous201K

17 minutes in or so Ebony apparently knows what a heartboner is. good for her.

Skippy the Alien

She's too busy freaking out about transgender people

Nickerdoodle

Dan's dead expression after he says "wait, Goofy and Pete?" is priceless.

Obsydian Black

Why specifically red blood when everything else is just blood? Is she drinking a vampire knockoff of Red Bull? If so, that's some okay-ish world-building.

Elizabeth Levan

Count Chochula? So Gawth LMFAO. I love that cereal.

Elizabeth Levan

I wrote a Hocus Pocus fanfic when I was 14 that still exists on a obscure website lol. I think I would die of cringe, embarrassment and laughter if I had Danny and Arin read it.

Flaw's Epochalypse

I didnt notice the Goofy and Pete parallels with Dan and Arin until Dan said something, now it's all I saw

[chvd]

Editor plays league I see

TabbyStars

I knew immediately that first fic was from Fanfiction.net based on the K+ rating (only site with that specific system) and K+ is SUPPOSED to be like the "PG" rating. I was so surprised that the author's note warned about sex in the fic because that means they should be using an entirely different rating, like T or M 😭

Orianna Estrada

It's 100× funnier if you see this with the subtitles☠️

Seiffer55

So I've been walking for the last 6ish months to lose weight (I'm down from 390 to 340) and listening to audio books and my last book finished up the other day. I just found this series and it is my motivation to get up and out of the house. I was half was down the street when the count chocula incident happened and I damn near fell over laughing. I love you guys for this shit, thank you so much.

Stephen Fairchild

The series is the only reason I got Patreon. My immortal is one of my favorite terrible fan fictions. Honestly, I love this whole series.

book_lover 69

Am I the only one whose distracted by Arins bare tootsies?

Ava Jones

I really thought the first one was gonna be about Bradley and Max 😔

migratingturtle

Question: does anyone else have issues with the video around the 17:30 mark? Every time I play this video it always freezes there but the timer keeps going.

Lucifer

I will never forget the time that I reffered to Vampire as Harry and one of my friends screamed at me "DONT DEADNAME VAMPIRE!"

Sarah Frazier

It's not just you! I'm pretty sure this one has always had that hiccup, at least for me as well.

GothMermaidGamer .

"They're not even the same species" wtf did that make me laugh so hard XD

Matt K

I had no idea Pete was a cat. Learn something new everyday.

Katie

Them realizing 10 minutes in that Pete was the cat that walked through the door is sending me

rj

then who was phone????

shiverloaf

i'm losing my fucking marbles over "its not the depression that kills you its the sudden stop at the end" i will never get over this

Checkered

Man i hope the boys adopt the citrus scale for these fics

Skekk

Why would you bully that Icon? shame on you!

Skekk

oh trust theres PLENTY of that to choose from

Skekk

are you for fucking real?

Skekk

I'm 100% serious if the entire series of my immortal was made into some shitty like scary movie like movie, i would watch the WHOLE thing

WaveJam

Yep! Their name is James Lacroix and it’s actually on Etsy. They have a huge back log.

The King of Tiny Accidents

Unfortunately this is not uncommon for how preteens writing fanfiction think ratings labels work. I remember being one of those kids. Like, if the mature content isn’t The Focus of the story, it’s not worth adjusting the rating “because it’s just for, like, a second!” As you can imagine, the fine youth of the early Internet traumatized and miseducated each other A LOT

The King of Tiny Accidents

Knowing everything I know about her, it’s unironically too gay for her to find acceptable

The King of Tiny Accidents

Chocula, you capitalist swine, Damn can’t relate my closet only has abnormal clothing

Juice Caboose

"These read like those Nigerian Prince emails- but it's about Goofy and Pete fucking". Jesus, what a sentence....

Skekk

this is incredible news ty