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Fan Fiction Story Time - Episode 10 (Patreon)

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2024-08-01 17:00:03
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2026-06
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This time, more My Immortal, a fan fiction about a shipping incident, and a fan fiction about a shipping incident. That's a joke you'll understand after you watch the episode!

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Comments

Leoné Jordan

Is there a way I can watch this on a chromecast easily?

Dre

Based on the description I’m gonna guess they’re reading fanfic about that Evergreen ship getting stuck in the Suez Canal.

Aaron S

The shriek I shrumped when I saw this notification. I’m so excited!

Merry Merrymead

Dan don't cover your lower half up with the blanket with one hand underneath 😂 No live gooning!

Kenna Mitchell

my favorite thing about these is before the fan fictions go crazy and dan is so sincerely listening to the stories

theberryofdingle

Hey that stucky fic sounds like a regular fic to me- hoH MY GOD

Megan Maginnis

Never in my life did I think I'd hear an ABO fic about the Suez Canal blockage but here I am.

Megera Clark

I haven't clicked anything so fast

Marissa Mason

Their laughs are so contagious. 😄

Rumi

was anyone else really hoping the second fic would be a postgame komahina fic 😪…

juggerNOTtoday

"...your former best friend you thought was dead..." necrophilia plot twist...? "..especially when he has a robot arm with a mind of its own." *freaky* necrophilia plot twist...?? "SHIELD was compromised-" OH MY GOD NO

Ruija Dreampool

Gosh, All this time Dan has really held onto his composure while reading My Immortal, and now Dumbledumb broke him 😂😂😂 God, everytime Arin just explodes into writhing laughter fills me with so much joy.

Sof

That stucky fic was something else LMAOOO

Valerie M

not gonna lie i was hoping i would get to watch someone on the staff explain A/B/O dynamics to them after that first fic

Bear

I don’t even know what is happening in My Immortal anymore but I’m here for it

Uncoolest_Evar

If I have to go longer than a month without hearing Danny read My Immortal, I swear to Satan I will slit my wrists! And after that I might do something really crazy!

Kiwi

I’m so in love with you guys reading these. Never stop!!!

Kaida

Ugh this is the best so far I was nearly in tears omfg😭😭dumbledumb... I can't wait till next month ‼️🔥

Zoe S

My Immortal readings are my favorite part of a new month now. Thanks Dumbledumb

Rachel Fischer

Wholly expecting them to have to stop at Dumbledumb.

Shembear

I had a feeling that the robot arm would tear the dick off, and I stayed and had it to be revealed as true 🙈 Skipped right to my immortal

Zebizenette

I wasn’t expecting that second story but I knew exactly where it was going

Victor Blas

Loooooooooooooooove the fanfics!!!

Ingra

The Suez one, was not only insane, but also a fucking omegaverse! XD

Maddibearxx

I was laughing just as hard as Arin and Dan when Dumbledumb came up 🤣 it had me in tears!

Justin

Is there a word for when a deus ex machina trope gets subverted like that?

Doktor Vem

Once again, this series proves itself to be the absolute best and absolute worst thing on the internet

E.K. Weaver

"real life shipping incident" AYYYYYY

Kat

i swear i never laugh as hard as when i watch these

Jamie Haack

I think Enoby needs to get her eyes checked, that’s a lot of crying blood

Nothingtoseehere

As soon as Arin said the words “robot arm with a mind of its own” I immediately knew it was a Stucky fic

Rain Maker Wind Waker

the absolute giggledicks these two become when it's My Immortal time

Nikki-John-Wicky

"You've never had your dead robot boyfriend show up and rip your dick off?" Please make this a sticker. I WOULD BUY TWO.

Quinn_Spooples

Nice to know there's another Quinn on this Patreon because I definitely don't remember submitting the CapXBucky story (though I totally would have)

Liberty

This is what they're talking about when film snobs talk about the camera being a character

Kyah Fyah

The camera is a character in a lot of old Nintendo games- and it is constantly murdering you

Alex Pehmoeller

I listened to this while I was working and it took every ounce of strength I had to not fall down laughing at Dumbledumb

Kyah Fyah

I somehow did not expect a story about a boat to provocatively use the term "knot" 🫥

Leo Fitzwilliam

I read all the comments beforehand and still lost it at Chapter 23

User

8:32 never has a colder chill run down my spine when I know this probable repeat of an arm that ends the person it's on..... and the strategic homeland(er) intervention, enforcement, and logistics division. Now question is if it's Bucky or not lol

Kyleigh J

the windows movie maker lyric video was a beautiful touch

penguinxiii

Getting to SEE these hysterical laughing fits just makes everything infinitely more funny!

uberjNet

I don't think I ever did

User

Villi Valo? She start watching Viva la Bam? lol

Caesar

this series has replaced everything else as my bedtime stories Damn Arin really lost it during My Immortal

Cassie Manosh

I put this on to listen to while making dinner…I had to stop making dinner because I was crying laughing and almost peed myself

Cassie Manosh

Imagine listening to this while making dinner, because that was me trying not to pee myself

Maddibearxx

I know I laughed so hard I couldn’t breath 🤣

Shelby Tibbit

The scream I scrumpt at the first fic title!

TheMangolorian06

so fun fact that winter soldier story is actually canon

Riley Ann

YOU CAN GET A PAPER BACK VERSION OF MY IMMORTAL ON AMAZON FOR $10 YOU’RE WELCOME!!!!111!!

Lesbionic babeyyy

The freak out at 26:10 is one of my favorite gg moments ever

Levi M.

I love this. Thank you grumps

thescarletpaperback

God, just when I think I'll get tired of My Immortal, it keeps being funnier

GracefullyAutistic

This was a great episode, I was laughing so hard! 🤣 That Stucky fanfic was such an emotional rollercoaster (even better that it was a fandom that I personally recognized), and the Suez Canal one was one of those moments where I knew, but I also didn't know, what was happening. 🤣

Nicole Nostrand

All of Dan's training and years of doing comedy did not prepare him for dumbledumb. I lost it at him losing it, and my cat was upset and meowed about it. Dhut up munkustrap you prep

Simone Elbrecht

Not only is it a fanfic between a boat and a canal, but it's ABO?!?!? Wild

daytime

My Immortal really does chip away at your psyche. I couldn't help but join them when they were losing their shit over Dumbledumb 😂😂

Aaron S

“I WANT TO SHIT NEXT TO HER!”

Aaron S

I couldn’t breathe. It just kept going 😂

Pancakes

Not only does the author of My Immortal detonate basic grammar, spelling & proper usage of adjectives to advance her Hot Topic Mary Sue fever dream, but this also might be the first time she didn't even include the name of a character who's speaking a line of dialogue. This is the legacy the incredibly successful Harry Potter franchise truly deserves

Jezzibolt

I lost it when the fic referred to Suez as an “omega”. I did NOT expect the ship/canal fic to be omegaverse of all things.

Alex Speakman

This was tops the best episode. Also I'm begging you to compile every My Immortal reading into one video when it's all done.

shamelessawong

I want Danny and Arin, and only Danny and Arin, to bring back "preps" as an insult

shamelessawong

JKR is quivering in her phobic boots

Aaron S

I’ll be honest, while listening to My Immortal I gradually lose the will to live, and then the moment it’s over I crave more.

Unasinous

The Suez Canal one was flippin wild.

Howl

Omegaverse is a blight on fiction

Deb

“Oh god this is niche!” Birches love niches! 😚👌

jujubean

Don't lie Dan, you always have a blanket to hide that chub these tales give you

Reagan Moore

Those first two stories really threw me for a loop, like how are these the best written two we've had that haven't been My Immortal and they're about a boat and two Marvel characters? Bless you two for reading more My Immortal, it just gets better and better, I was DYING. Thanks (or fangs) to whoever went and found the outfit drawings lmao, you rock and are not a prep!!1!

Karsten Treu

Fangs 4 da storytime u preps

Adam

22:18 close captions auto-generated, the last line is "okay her own name" and I thought it was gonna be "okay hermione" but spelled the my immortal way, forgetting she renamed hermione

Rollypollyninja

Laughing into tears, I can't wait for the next one

SlimeBinary

i am once again asking for bimonthly fanfiction story times i will pay more money

Sunday Morning Hotdog

You're telling me you've never spiked a sporked heroine cabaret before?

nebuloider

Man these half hour videos last me about two weeks, can never make it 5 minutes in till I'm crawling the ceiling over here.

Kyah Fyah

You spork it, I thought?? Am I doing it wrong?

Cassie Zaccarelli

I would 100% pay cash money for a list shirt of all the ways dumbledore gets spelled wrong.

nebuloider

Dumbledork is my favorite.

Andrea Warren

I will be consumed with emptiness until another episode comes out 😂

Miles Zvahl

Literally said “Steve wouldn’t do that, that’s so out of character” out loud during the stucky fanfic, I think I’m too invested in this lmao (edit: WOAH THIS TOOK A TURN, OKAY THEN)

Plantan

I just wanna say fangs 4 these. I've watched all uploads two times, and laughed equally hard both. Just pure joy and good vibes (except to ep2...)

Brian G.

if they don't make a supercut video that's just all of my immortal I will be terribly distraught

Kyah Fyah

We speak not of Komakla and Elliot

El

I CANNOT BELIEVE YALL ACTUALLY READ THE SUEZ ONE. WESLEY AND I WERE CONTEMPLATING WHAT TO SEND IN FOR *HOURS* BEFORE DECIDING ON THAT ONE. i’m glad you got a kick out of it at least, sorry for the trauma it may have caused 😭

Cameron Floyd

I popped a FUCKING blood vessel in my eye laughing at this 😆

AshAmphora

I NEED a link to the Stucky fic so I can send it to my friend and get their reaction

Naburnyurd

What a wholesome horny boat story

Elin

I. COULD NOT believe my ears

Veronica Adams

After the boat one I thought “there’s no way this next one could be weirder”

megan

random Ville Valo mention lol

Amber Freeman

"This is a perfectly normal Cap/Bucky fic, why are they reading it?" I thought before the universe showed me why they chose to read it

bambii

The cap/bucky fic had me confused for a second bc it was fine ,not my taste but it’s just a fic — and now i will never be able to unhear this fic

Robynn_Houd

I CANNOT believe there's omegaverse boat smut.

Jason Madden

When y'all finish My Immortal, PLEASE do a supercut of the entire story!

Odin Blaine

Honored to be the 420th like. Dumbledumb approved

Jas_beforeitwascool

With all the typos, My Immortal could be split up into multiple different versions. And they'd all make as much sense as what was originally intended. That's some serious skill.

PunkFalcon

I'm so glad that this series exists

GamerWithABlankie

I literally cannot drink my coffee while listening to this

SadJuggalo

Literally trying to get ready for work and I can't when there's tears on my face

heythere_shelby

If you want to see someone make/wear Ebony's outfits, check out Strange Æons on YouTube! She has a video called Recreating The Fashion Of My Immortal where she recreated some of Ebony's outfits and it's great, would recommend watching

Erik

I don't think I've ever seen arin laugh that hard

Nate Cox

Well. Boats and Canals fucking was not on my bingo card for 2024

AuBos3197

Honestly this series alone makes the Patreon worth it

RDog

more of these 30min+ ones

Zachary Stevenson

Please i am begging you read more garfield effect it gets so "so bad it's good"

Brandan Alfred

We need more of these episodes. 😂 I couldn't stop laughing at this.

Kyah Fyah

This month's patreon FFST will be number 11. September.... 11

Kyah Fyah

NeVER FORGET!!!! 🇺🇸

PSOrchestra

Best five bucks I've ever spent.

Riley Ann

They should read “Harry Potter and the tumbling towers” it’s sadly exactly what you think it is

Julia Osier

PLEASE do a my immortal special in like some kinda gothified cosplay

Kyah Fyah

My therapist really likes Harry Potter. We were talking about something from the movies and she couldn't remember Dolores Umbridge. I was proud to say I remembered because of how consistently it was misspelled in this chapter.

Silver

Best 5$ I ever spent to see both of you weeping over your first reading of My Immortal! I assure you this gift keeps on giving. This is the kind of genius humor that is still funny even after reading it 100 times.

Paloma/ Noodle

I just realized I’m paying like, $5 a month to hear Dan and Arin read me porn and idk how to feel about that 😂😂😂

Paloma/ Noodle

I’ve listened to 30 more seconds and I CHANGED MY MIND THIS ISNT PORN WHATS HAPPENING

Paloma/ Noodle

Oh my god the twist got me im so fucking mad

RueTheKenku

“You fucking bustard, I wanna shit next to her”

Jake Roragen

This is fucking magical, I haven’t laughed this hard in years

Tex Tuckroll

"You guys making martinis in there?"

Olivia

The "I want to shit next to her" bit is really great to listen to when you've been having a bad day because Jesus that has never failed to make me laugh lol.

HandsomeSassage

The back-to-back-to-back assault of “Dumbledumb,” “I wanna shit next to her!” and “ ‘No, I do!’ shouted.” is stronger than any man

Mopheus

I NEED someone to make this into a show or something, this fucking amazing!

Adam Parkinson

Ngl, I was not expecting ABO Suez Canal

Morgan Robinson

My favourite "My immortal" trope is "turns out their real parents were vampires"

Morgan Robinson

Aaah, the return of "frenching passively"

Kyah Fyah

And they killed themselves 😵

Ashe

Listening to this at work and trying to keep a straight face while I work is an impossible task. I can't 😭

Anabelle Cardona

The captain America one was actually really good 🔥. Also seeing Arin absolutely crumble under the weight of laughter and kicking his lil legs was so relatable, i couldn't breathe.

Aaron S

Followed by all that buildup to “VOLZEMOURT!” And then “….Eboby, thou hast failed”

Aaron S

When i need a cold, harsh dose of cringe to wake me up from complacency, i return to episode 2.

Jilly

Omg "that happened months ago"

melissa

"Hand me my immortal, I need a palate cleanser" has to be the funniest thing I've heard in a while.

Jamie Bird

Dan: the professional brand-hiding cup hold Arin: I AM EATING LUCKY CHARMS

Evie Willing

anyone know where to find the captain america one i need to show a friend who would find it hilarious

FuzzyOtterPaws

I... Was not expecting THAT type of sudden turn in the Captain America one...😅

FuzzyOtterPaws

The laughter was really contagious on this one! I laughed more at them cracking up than the actual stories!🤣

Griffin Samuel

I figured out why these very sexual (gay) fanfics make Dan so uncomfortable... the characters aren't furry enough!

nixa

the captain america one was so normal for so long that i was lulled into a false sense of security and when it happened it genuinely gave me whiplash

NinjaSaurousRex

Arin absolutely broke and it's the funniest fucking thing I've ever heard 😂

N8Nefarious

"...and a fan fiction about a shipping incident." I see what you did there...

FiggityFiggityFox

“I hate that this is pretty beautifully written.” Yet another Dan gem.

Corey Rust

My Immortal just wears you down until you eventually snap... like the teacher!

Slider

She definitely accident wrote Darth Vader when she was talking about Voldemort at one point

Drilling4mana

I was wondering how long it'd take them to reach the Omegaverse

Efrain Acevedo

Best $5 I’ve spent in a looooooong time. Arin was beaten into submission this session lmao

Anna Rose

My Immortal may be the best piece of fiction ever written!!!

Kralisedra

I literally laughed so hard I made myself ill

Bumble Bird

As an Australian I am beyond pleased with the use of the word cunt. :)

Krai Baby Kai

The way Tara describes outfits in My Immortal is eerily similar to the way that Patrick Bateman describes outfits in American Psycho. I can't tell if this is intentional...

tallymonster

"They are all into Stanism" took me TF out. I just imagine them all being hella fans of Ebony

Ash Linden

I had to unsubscribe to the patreon for a few months but I've come back and started relistening to these (mostly to re catch-up on My Immortal) and I had pleasantly forgotten about that Stucky one, until now... By the way you CAN reattach a penis, IYKYK.

TabbyStars

The Stucky fic was actually kinda nice until Cap's dick got ripped off. 😭 Also "Dumbledumb" destroyed me

Robynn_Houd

The one-two-three punch of "you fucking bustard. I‎ want to shit next to her!" "No I‎ do!" shouted.

Ian Mythos

The double twist in the Cap x Bucky fanfic was something out of an M. Night movie lmao

A. F.

"He took out a heroine cabaret and spiked it. And gave it to me - to spork. She started to fly the car into a tree." Whhhat..?

Steve Gray

"YOU'RE a cunt." "Hahaha. Nice."

Cjack

The suez canal one being an omegaverse fic as well punched me right in the mouth lmaooooo

Katie Bradshaw

Just came back to this a year later, and the Suez Canal story still holds up.

simplegunner

we have a fanfic based on the seuz canal incident. this is rich. OMG, all the grammatical errors in this part of my immortal are killing me.

SUPERSHASHA

What do you mean it was nice 😂

Dawnforge

27:43 "Darth valar said evilly" I can't believe they didn't comment on volzemord being a sith as well

Lake Dax

I’ve read a lot of Omegaverse fanfiction, I’ve never seen anything quite like EvergivenxSuez Canal

durkxc D

I need a compilation of Dan reading every My immortal chapter

Molly Boyle

The number of times I've rewatched Dan wheezing over Dumbledumb is, in itself, dumbledumb. 🧙‍♂️

Natalie Reamer

they asked so fucking nicely for me to fucking pay them, i'm so happy to do so. and im also loving the swearing keep it ass up boys

CloverKittyCove

Bro Arin is dressed for the occasion! Just like Hagrid!

Rachel

“Bucky tried sticking it back on with force.” I want you to know I will never get over this.

Jariahtoadsage

What the FUCK does "Frenching Passively" MEan Ebony!? I dont care which one of the people who claims to be her is the real one, just explain, PLEASE

Mr Meeblesnorp

someone mixed up passionate and passive oopsie woopsie doopsie

Mr Meeblesnorp

Dan's facial expressions make these episodes for me lmao. absolutely priceless

VoidDragoncat

I’m rewatching all of fanfiction story time and. Oh god I fucking forgot. I forgot about this one

Jasper

... ABO nautical fanfiction... now ive seen it all 🤣

Benny Lowry

Every time I read or listen to someone reading My Immortal I catch a new line that just completely takes me out. This time it’s “he converted to stanism.”

Katie

What is Arin wearing???

Nathen

I'd love an edit of My Immortal where the words appear on screen as written while Dan reads, like an oldschool lyric video.

Lavender

that stucky fic new bottom surgery dropped

annaroseb

The character ref sheet is stunning lol

RolltheHighlightsWiththeLowlifes

This episode has everything. Highly researched ABO Boat/Canal, 'I Wanna shit next to her', heroin, a guy gets his dick ripped off, Dumbledumb. Best combination of fics imaginable. 10/10.

Mallow

This is my 5th/6th rewatch and only just clocked that Tara put Crabbe and Goyle as Fred and George in this

Dallas Ruud

"You've never had your dead robot boyfriend show up and rip your dick off?" - Arin 2025

Dallas Ruud

Okay, I also haven't read up to this point in My Immortal, and I am CRYINGGGGGGUH.

Crea T. Shadesly

The best part is the chain reaction. Danny breaks, arin breaks, we break, that makes people watching with us break. And it's utterly spellbinding to witness.

Dominic Secreto

“Okay bitch.” I said sadly Dumbledumb asked calmly.

NaoAndAgain

My Immortal was relentless this time 😭 "Your alzheimer's is dangerous" killed me

Rexila

The second story sounds like it was the kind of thing written on a dare or in a game of chicken with someone else in fandom. my best friend was infamous in a small fandom for doing this kind of monkey's paw writing for fic prompts. incidentally one of them was also a steve and bucky fic lol

KeaveMind

The evergiven story was legit good wich made it absolutely hilarious to me. I love it when absolute talent is used to create something nonsensical

Krist (like 'wrist').

I always thought it was forced feminization, which is such a horrifically dire fetish. Like, forced body mod/amputation shit.

Major Ghoul

Draco, Ebony and Vampire are just the worst polycule in the world lmao

wildestcherri

Unironically gasped in shock at the reveal of the incident being a dream of a memory

Gabby

Who is Crab 😭

CatnipCosplays

The first story was uncomfortable during my carpool this morning

beetledrink

Going through these in chronological order, and this has to be the greatest one yet