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Shout out to Mandy Warneke for getting the closest, fastest in the $10 tier's early bird guessing game!

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Leo Fitzwilliam

I'm glad I pay for this or else i wouldn’t have been able to see “the goods” 🍑🍆

lizzy wiz

‘you both have lovely donks :)’ i love u vanessa

Game is good

How bad was it that even the uncensored version is like "Yeah... we really can't show this."

Shawn Hall

I cackled out loud when i saw the notification for this ep lmao

Rin the Rogue

"Alright, I'm sexy. Next?" Fucking KILLED me holy fuck dude

Connor Maurice

Headcanon is that Danny’s dick is so abnormally large, that it would actually make the audience uncomfortable to be subjected to it that consistently.

PapitasLoup

God every instance of Heisenberg voice fills me with utter joy UHNN

Mandy Warneke

hey look that’s my name! can’t wait to watch this ep 💖

Jared Nagel

Are they literally just censoring dans huge dicknballs through this? Could be a comfort thing I imagine, but damn if I’m not curious

Anabelle Cardona

I hope Arin recovers his childhood trauma. I totally get it man.

R0SE

This is the closest I’ll ever get to seeing the iconic and oh so infamous “Nurse Danny” again

Enya!

Excuse me, this was sold to me as uncensored. Get that bulge on screen, Mr. Avidan!1!!1

Marissa Mason

The editing on this is hilarious!!!

Haunterr111

i was just about to comment "i was told this was gonna be uncensored smh"

Millsy

Captions on this include the Starbomb bumper promo, which isn't actually included in the video, meaning the captions are like 30 seconds off the entire video

shamelessawong

I guess I'll just have to imagine his enormous dong myself

Mr. White

Holy shit, Melissa didn't win this one? What's going on? .. Be honest, Melissa. You let someone else win, didn't you?

Windle Lands

Plenty of NSP videos are pretty revealing

Demi P.

You know it must’ve been tight on Dan if in the uncensored version he is still censored lol

Senoj Nai

WE WANT THE DICK! WE WANT THE DICK!

Tanerite

We wouldn't be able to handle it

FurryBastard27

Didn’t expect arin to be so relatable to transmasc struggles but here we are

Parker Borden

I rushed over here to see exactly how uncensored this version is

Nate Cox

Danny got the girth where even the uncensored version is censored :)

Beef

Pray for the office’s NordVPN tonight, I would NOT trust this fandom with the knowledge the fully uncensored footage exists on those computers

Jordan

I paid for uncensored I demand to see Dan's penis You can dm an Image if you'd like

Beef

Dan also has a head cannon 🧱 🦅

Jordan

Speak for yourself *Wink wink*

Mike Jones

I didn't expect a Christmas episode so early.

Michael Capule

it's censored all over the place! *cries in gay*

TheNonchalantNacho

I love that they didn't even question what time of year it was until the end. They're just so used to Vanessa straight up torturing them now

Sarah Freels

it’s real concerning how people think these comments are okay

Robynn_Houd

These comments are exactly why it's censored. Stop being weird

Whimsy Floof

For real, I'm so glad the boys don't look at the comments themselves anymore, cuz some of these are atrocious.

Whimsy Floof

To the Grumps crew, you have nothing to apologize for.

GalaRaccoon

I'm so sorry on behalf of the non gross people for the crappy things people have been saying, it's so uncalled for and genuinely disgusting. Y'all need to have a little more respect

Melissa Di Varano (aka Lady Sexbang)

I agree with Whimsy here! No need to apologize, you guys are doing exactly what you need to. I hope the boys know there are fans here who are paying because we actually want to see extra content, not demanding to uncensor something that was probably censored for a reason.

skrrt vonnegut

I just wanted to post "Bust Tightyear" but y'all are getting into penis science a little too much.

Rl craft

This episode was awesome I think I sweateted as much as arin, dying laughing.

Greg Shields (The Headspace Cult)

OMG the off screen antics. That's how you know 2 people are compatible. Throwing bits without ever seeing each other. Also...I paid my $5, gimme that Daneltoe in the bonerus vid!!

Megan Ellis

I PAY to see DAN'S uncensored COCK AND BALLS (this is a joke i respect his privacy)

Anonymous201K

Ah, the self-awareness is strong with this one. Love them for that.

Saurischian

I cannot tell you how happy I am that the Heisenberg voice made an appearance here

Jacob Fausett

was this episode from the dark web? XD

Penquinn14

Burgie so thicc he must've been made from cake batter

Ashley Stringer

Awesome episode and I respect what y'all wanted to censor. This was freaking hilarious and I had fun watching it.🤣🤪 Also Dan was so adorable in that Yoshi costume! 🥰Frankly it's disturbing and gross that people were mad they couldn't see Dan's private area. 😒

Nim Gibbs

This is exactly the cursed content I signed up for 😂 happy Halloween!

Branwen Frost

I imagine not a lot of these were built for either 6 foot body shape

Matthew

It's Arin's hat as Stan that does for me honestly

Shuubeans

respectfully, dan has some really stellar legs

Baenling

Man. I'm so glad I subscribed to this patreon. What an episode. Editing was great as well. I haven't laughed so hard in months. Thank you!

Rob

This is by far the funniest power hour in the last 4 years. Bravo

Dakota Miller

Danny: *wears skin tight spandex for every NSP show and video* Also Danny: nooooo don't show my peanuts in spandexxxxxx It seems a little silly to me too, but also, it's his body and he doesn't have to show anything he doesn't want to in whatever context he chooses 🖤 consent is sexy, y'all.

Row_Crow

How much of Danny was showing that they had to sensor on the patreon version as well

PillowDragon

The horneys gonna horney 🤙🏼

Melanie Gobber

I screech-laughed the whole way through. Such good sports even tho they were exhausted. The incredibles costume really did give arin a perfect pixar mom butt.

Olibee

heisenberg coming out of them every once in a while is always so funny

Christian

He *hasn’t* been wearing the spandex as much recently, though. More recent music videos and livestream performances, he’s been in alternate costumes. So the censoring doesn’t seem that weird to me (but all of the comments speculating about it sure are). Tl;dr yes, consent and personal comfort are sexy!

Dakota Miller

Oh okay I didn't realize that. Maybe he doesn't feel comfortable with it now that he's married. Either way, none of our business 🖤

Captain Howdy

I do really enjoy 10MPH overall, but this one immediately jumps into the top 10 for me. Arin struggling with too-small outfits; Dan hesitant, confused, and censored. The Luigi/Yoshi thing had me absolutely dying.

Alexander

the most censored uncensored version as of now XD

Daisy

I know there's a layer of Flesh Suit over them, but that pop at 11:45 made me instinctively look away, good lord ;^^

HootHoot

Always appreciate yalls' effort for the spooky month. Hate horror games ,but love to watch/listen to yall play them. Your guys' commentary is hilarious and the only reason I would watch a P.T. let's play video. (Or any horror game for that matter) let's play. Keep being you and I look forward to your next video.

Ankaration

Yo but Dan is rocking that Yoshi fit sick

Connor Maurice

You’re right PillowDragon, that joke went too far

Ohi Ampuja

mfw i pay for the patreon and am still denied dans sweet, sweet bits

Doktor Vem

Yo why tf is there censoring in the *UNCENSORED* version of this video?! I feel ripped off

Lauren Grant

Guys, I have a sneaky suspicion that the censoring is a bit, and that you all need to laugh instead of complain

SamG

Arin in the prison outfit looks what happens if you wrap a rubber band around a hotdog. 😆😆😆

Max Pierce

I die when the crotch of the cookie outfit sproings up. It's so funny

CHEESE

please touch grass

CHEESE

yall be forgetting dans a real person and its perfectly reasonable he wants stuff censored silly episode as usual thou guys, happy halloween :)

Jordan

You seem to forget that the VAST majority of these people are joking and have a very similar sense of humor as these guys. I'm pretty sure they're not taking any of these "thirsty" comments seriously

PillowDragon

I'd assume Dan doesn't want the Internet to know what his junk looks like

Doktor Vem

Well why the hell not? He's already a smashing sex icon, why not just go the full mile with it?

heythere_shelby

These comments suck. People forget that Dan is a human that can do whatever he wants with his body. It doesn't matter that we payed for uncensored, if Dan doesn't want to show his bits on camera he doesn't have to

More Soup

I love that they censored Dan’s fat hog but in order to keep it consistent they censor his ass too.

Allison

That's a lot of censorship for an uncensored episode ☹️

BunnyBun

I literally have that Pikachu costume 😭

ConfusedBacon

Arin looks pretty dang good as Sexy Buzz Lightyear

Selacha

So, I have two thoughts here; 1) How goshdarn tight was that bodysuit that they had to censor Dan even here on the Patreon? and 2) Why did Dan have freaking CURVES in half of his outfits?

celine %

You promised me uncensored, SHOW ME THE PEE PEE!

XZdemo

Some part of me was praying for Arin to put on a new Sexy Sonic costume. Am I the only one?

Quinn_Spooples

I love how Dan hits his head on that light every single time 🤣

BeckyFalcon

Them sitting on the table at the end is like one of those pornos where at the end they sit there out of “character” and talk about how much they enjoyed it

kayla holten

This isn't OnlyFans. Actually check yourself bro you are the fan they are afraid to see in public

Tankpikmin

Excuse me mr.grumps i was promised uncensored

Olivia Langford

what do i pay for if you censor danny’s massive dong

Ayrielle

release the dong cut

Phæ

False advertising, not uncensored

Felix Floyd

Love how Dan’s censored as if he hasn’t been wearing a tightass spandex outfit for most of his career in NSP😂😂

Nyra

Release the Excalibur cut! 🤣

Rainbowbotics

i think its just weird because weve all seen him for over a decade doing NSP and letting it hang loose

Tux Kusanagi

i thought patreon was uncensored :V

Ashe Lomeli

I love how dan was instantly offended when arin said "if you had that body ody ody"

Tryo

Dan really liked the giraffe costume! Need I say more?

Sarah Hilburn

Arin in the UPS costume was genuinely hot idc idc thigh highs are a gift

Allie Curtis

Not upset with this being censored. VERY upset with what was chosen for the censoring. Of all the potential mosaics, images, and various crotch-covering options, you choose a gigantic monstrous eight-legged freak? Sent me into absolute hypervents, unexpected and unenjoyable (the throwaway opinion of one arachnophobic)

Eadaoin Cullen

I laughed so much and so hard at this one that my dogs got pissed off at me and left me to go another room 🤣 also why is Dan like really sexy in the yoshi suit? 😅

Eadaoin Cullen

The answer to question 2 is because Dan has that body ody ody 😍🤣

Eadaoin Cullen

YES!!! THANK YOU!!! 👏👏👏👏🙌🙌🙌🙌

wildestcherri

I think most comments are joking to be fair. most lovelies would never want them to actually be uncomfortable 🫶