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10MPH Uncensored - Modern Toys - S4 Episode 3 (Patreon)

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2025-02-17 17:00:14
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2026-06
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Shout out to The-nonexistant-crisis for getting the closest, fastest in the $10 tier's early bird guessing game!

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frontyardninja

Sarah Boone is who Arin is referencing at the start of mama bunny section.

Quinn_Spooples

Where I used to work we sold those Squishmallow things and man you knew when they were on the truck that day, open the door and just the smell of perfume that’s been sitting in a hot truck for God knows how long like a fog came out

Elsie Bartlett

We love giving the alien grumps our money. Thank you for showcasing some cool toys!

Shaun Rutherford

It's like the bubbles microphone lets you know exactly how much you can sing without getting a copyright strike

Gracefullll

I got the bunny thing for my kid sister for her birthday and it went down the exact same way. They make it look way easier than it is. The water breaks down a cardboard piece on the side of the cage that releases the spawns. I flooded hers too.

The Frotbot

The man in the suitcase was playing hide and seek according to the lady who would not let him out. Pretty disturbing case.

Travis Morgan

I was very upset when he cut open the baby Squishmallow😭😭

eucalyptusEUC

Not gonna lie, I (34m) might just buy one of those quick push things. That looks fucking dope.

Pancakes

Death Of a Squishmallow (2025); In Theaters Friday

Sarahmonster

That dentist drill thing looks like an emergency vibrator, like those flashlights with a crank...

Londrino

Totally unrelated, but does anyone know where to get that poncho Arin is wearing? It looks super comfy

Cedric

Ya'll need to get an affiliate link for that quickpush thing. 🤣

FuzzyOtterPaws

When they said "Gen Alpha toys" I expected Skibidi Toilet toys (like the mystery thing they had at Walmart) or something 😂

mom_pleaser69

I don’t even actively collect them anymore but I felt a part of my soul scream in agony as well. 😭

mom_pleaser69

Arin doing his best Dobby the house-elf cosplay rn

Rowan White

My autistic ass needs that quick push game.

RageMageMcCage

These guys are funny. I should get their patreon

Crescent Minor

All these comments will hopefully put that idea in someone's head. Because, damn. This pile of ADHD puppies all perked up at that treat.

A o z a k a n a

Dan's "Why did you give him this?" is such a tired mom thing to say

eucalyptusEUC

Better yet, they should sell a GG-themed version of it.

casey

ayyyy it's Melissa & Doug!

Cedric

I would 1000% buy a GG themed version of it. I went looking for one, and I could not find one that wasn't clearly designed for literal babies, with cute little characters adorning it and covered in bright colors. I'd love to get one that wouldn't make me feel self-conscious if seen holding it, marketed as an ADHD fidget toy type thing instead of child entertainment.

Mizu

That really brief rant from Arin about getting kids to explore their interests before they move on to Internet Brain Rot is SO REAL. Some kids are FIXATED on the dentist and that set would be heaven to them! It's also a good way to help some kids (and I guess adults) to understand what happens at the dentist so they aren't as afraid of going! HECK YEAH!!!! HECK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dragontatoes

Arin being obsessed with the little pop it thing makes me want an episode where they try out stim toys specifically. I mean, I've had that idea for a while, but it's proof to me that he'd probably love trying out other ones.

ManEatingMare

Took them two seconds to go from "what do we do with it?" to "let's cut it open." Concerning?

Doktor Vem

I feel like if they make an episode like that they're gonna have to spend 2-3 hours recording to get a 15 minute video because at least 90% of it is just gonna be Arin silently playing with the things and Dan having no choice but to just watch and wait for him to get bored and try out the next thing

Ballhork

Do some YYZ on those drums!

Appletea

Can we bleep the patreon ads on here? I don’t have a problem with them i just think it would be funny

Emily H

13:15 Arin’s point about getting to kids before YouTube does is ONE HUNDRED MILLION PERCENT ACCURATE. As a mom, anytime my 5 yo expresses an interest, I’m out finding a way to build on that. Childhood fixation only lasts so long

Emily H

I loved his summary of her response to her partner pleading with “No.”

Kat Spears

Melissa and Doug toys are legit. Pre-K and kindergarten teachers will sacrifice limbs to get some for their classrooms.

Ashley Stringer

Dan beating on the drums just sent me!🤣🥰

Manamore

Dan doing that echo from Arin's behind was pure LOL

shamelessawong

You're a trooper. Not that I blame my parents (I thank them actually), but all those Disney movies they let me rewatch 1000x over really set me up on a hard and arduous (but still very rewarding and fulfilling) path of being an artist.

Grundor

Yeah, I'm on board with that too. GG branded? GIVE.

Omnomfish

I would gladly pay even more than I already do to watch that lol

Lauren Grant

Unfortunately the guy in a suitcase thing reminds me of when 2 kids were found in suitcases in Auckland airport :/

thegrinkler

Wow Dan is spot on with the "we're inside a cloud right now" thing Also amazed at how spot on Arin is about kids' interests, despite the fact that he's not a parent. They really do move onto new interests in the blink of an eye

celluloidcharles

my toddler niece has that dentist kit lol she loves it

Melissa

I'm cackling at the drum toy, my toddler has that exact one and it's indeed awful.