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10MPH Uncensored - Pop Tarts w/ Kassem G - S4 Episode 5 (Patreon)

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2025-03-03 17:00:12
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2026-06
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Shout out to Melissa Di Varano for getting the closest, fastest in the $10 tier's early bird guessing game!

No captions this week, sorry everyone!

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Maud

Let's go Melissa!!

Joshua Cook

Damn I haven't seen kassem in like ten years!

AshAmphora

Man, I haven't heard from Kassem since Schmoyoho's Steak, Vodka and Caviar songify!

Kai Lucas Zachary

Just watching this feels sickening. I have no idea how adults can ingest these.

SamG

Grape is my favorite pop tarts flavor!

frontyardninja

The best pop tart is green apple, taken from the freezer at 9 am, left in your college back pack until noon or 1, and crammed into your mouth when you remember it exists. That flavor is no longer available in the US (& I graduated college in 2005).

Michael McDonald

I have no idea who this guest is, but he's a very funny fella.

Bitbit2k5

I’ll shamefully admit that I’m a huge fan of the cookies&cream and strawberry milkshake ones.

Devin Krum

Freeze your poptarts. Trust me

Tabetha Rosenberg

I guess their grocery store doesn't stock Chocolate Chip or Frosted Cinnamon Roll? Sad face.

Riley Ann

Please tell me where I know Kassem G from thank you

Linnea Deutschle

Dan being so gracious about someone else’s germs on his face 🤍

BabyUnicorn

One of these days, we're gonna find out Melissa is hacked into the security cameras at the Grumps office.

Londrino

He has his own youtube channel, he would interview people in LA and at Comic Con and stuff. Also Attack of the Show or The Station.

Dr Rebecca Randall

... and don't eat them? Doctors *hate* this one cholesterol trick

HoppingMadStudios

I guess I'm basic because to me, brown sugar cinnamon is the goat (The frosted one, not that unfrosted abomination)

Mike Jones

Is it just me that saw Freddi Fish on the lemon creme pie box?

Greg Shields (The Headspace Cult)

FROSTED Brown Sugar with coffee....hell yeah, man. Smores is the best representation of smores. Favorite! KASSEM! I miss all my parasocial besties from G4: The Sequel! Not Vanessa, tho. She's here EVERY WEEK!!

Chicady 1212

Y’all ever had a frozen pop tart?

Dan

Not familiar with Kassem but he was delightful and fit in perfectly.

Brandon

Ive watched his old stuff where he used to interview people on the streets of California and comic conventions. Not sure what he's doing now though.

Koffing

Love seeing Kass and Vanessa reunited shout out to all the BUTT boys here. Perfect guest.

Skekk

"parasocial besties" has me losing my mind its so funny

Sarahmonster

Brown sugar cimninnin perp terts are the beeessssssstttt

Keen_Toby

gotta give them props for actually doing something with the domain XD

Cody B

I don't know Kassem, but I enjoyed this ep. Great guest!

EducatedBacon

Invite this new guy, Kassem, more pls. Funny as fuck. Great episode all around

Crow Nightlight

PLEASE make Kassem a reoccurring guest - he's hilarious

Carto

No food was wasted in the making of this video on account of none of this was food

Dakota Steinmeier

He’s got a YouTube channel with Bruce Greene and Lawrence Sonntag called Brought You this Thing. Hilarious channel.

Lin Ide

S'mores is my favorite, but the wild berry is a close second

Nathan Olson

Petition for Mr. G to be a permanent stay on 10mph

Grayson Symes

The way yall rated the only pop tarts flavor I like a 1 💀😂

FuzzyOtterPaws

I've never heated up a pop tart and the thought weird me out since I've only eaten them as is during school and I can't imagine what one would be like warm😂

FuzzyOtterPaws

My mom microwaved pop tarts all the time. I only ate them as is like the Grumps are doing in the video since that's how they were served at school but I know you're supposed to microwave them to heat them up if you want, I've just never tried one that way but it's all reference if you want hot or cold and there's no right way.

Ashley Stringer

Kassem was an awesome guest and so funny! He fit right in! My favorite Poptart is strawberry. I kinda tolerate s'mores if hungry and I do like brown cinnamon. Haven't tried the others but now I am very hesitant to try them after seeing this!😵‍💫 Also letting Kassem use the katana was AWESOME!🥰

CoopTow

This episode was the daddy to my kitten of a week, thank you Game Grumps

Blizardstar

The fact that Boston Crème and Chocolate Chip Pancake made it into “the classics” but not Chocolate Fudge or S’mores is insane to me. Brown Sugar Cinnamon and Strawberry are the OGs, the KINGS, but Chocolate Fudge, Cookies and Crème, and S’more’s are the kings court. I’ll give Cupcake and Wildberry a pass, they’re modern mainstays, and Snickerdoodle is trying to get there too, but BOSTON CRÈME?? Get outta here Edit: oh man I left this comment at the end of the classics section by Hot Fudge Sunday is on the same level as Wildberry and Cupcake that is NOT a weird out there flavor. I didn’t know I had PopTart opinions but apparently I do.

SirPoopus

I never watched Kassem G before, I knew who he was and Jesus Christ he’s such a good add on

GingerMcBeardson

Wild Berry is by far the greatest Pop Tart. FITE ME.

blackbirdofasgard

Danny's very neat pile of uneaten Pop Tarts makes me so happy

Tyler George

This guy reminds me so much of Harland Williams!

Kiki No

I will fight with you those are the only ones I buy!!

PillowDragon

Kassem was a perfect addition, so glad they chose him to be the 3rd Grump 👌🏻 And the only Pop Tarts I eat are frozen Cookies n Cream 🥲

Michaela

that hot confetti poptart pass from Danny to Arin was so smooth, like wow

GingerMcBeardson

Hell yeah, my army grows by the day. Welcome, Queen Kiki.

Saurischian

Ngl, I started buying the store-brand toaster pastries from my local supermarket cuz they were cheaper, and then years later I had a Poptart again... the store brand is leagues ahead. They are thicker, fluffier, have more filling, are more consistently frosted, and are way less dry. Also they have a wild berry flavor, which is my favorite. Never going back to Poptarts

HinoRae

Cookies and cream and hot fudge sundae HAVE to be put in the freezer before eating sorry I don’t make the rules 🤷🏻‍♀️

Bradd

Them not tasting that "mystery flavor" pop tart that tasted like an everything bagel was very disappointing. Its literally one of the most disgusting things I've ever tasted lmao

sadnehs

pulled an Adrian Brody

Manamore

Kassem's ewe's (oops sorry, eye's) kind of look like Rob Schneider's.

Sam Fink-Jensen

“Tastes like Vanessa’s last day here” took me OUT

Captain Howdy

Maybe they stopped making it, or it's in the 'Extras', but there used to be a double chocolate (dark brown pastry with dark brown frosting), and it was my favourite. Didn't really care for Strawberry or fruit-flavoured ones, but they were alright in a pinch.

RageMageMcCage

Man fits in here way too well. He's like another Ben Schwartz

Boyfromvault101

Brought You This Thing for more Kassem G!

CATLIT

lemon creme pie? is that when you... and then...

Buggy

"Well slap my tits and call me titslap" and "it's got SEEEDS YOU WHORE" is the solid comedy gold I pay to see

David Serrano

Very surprised Vanessa didn't get the Pokemon Wild Cherry Pop Tarts lol

Centrifuze

Check out BroughtYouThisThing on Youtube!

Centrifuze

BroughtYouThisKasssem

SUPERSHASHA

I’ve never seen him before and I already want him as the third grump.