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Fan Fiction Story Time - March 2025 Part 1 (Patreon)

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2025-03-04 20:00:06
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2026-06
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We're getting to the good parts. Eventually. Stay tuned for a great finale to Phoenix Tight and the Curious Case of Edge's Hole!

Submit fan fiction for us to read! ► https://forms.gle/b3ig5PEdagX9AxPdA

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YESSS PHOENIX TIGHT IS BACK

Wendy's

“What the shit?”

Nan McVicker

Pov your skip the miles and phoenix stuff because you unironically ship them lol

AJ!

FRANZISKA MENTIONED!!!!!

Goht

Phoenix Tight and the Curious Case of Edge's wasting of our goddamn fucking time

Luke Arthur

I really expected more dick jokes

Sarahmonster

Today we learned the power of the simple phrase, "Phoenix, we fucked." , to bring two grown-ass men to their knees.

Em

hell yeah, fanfic enrichment time

Elizabeth Biberman

I am so happy for the return of Dan's voices for these characters. The cut to Maya being like WHAT after the whole Dick on top bit killed me. Also, as frustrating as those middle bits are, this author really nailed the pacing of a Phoenix Wright game- they are INTERMINABLE and have vast swaths of boredom punctuated by hilarity, and in that way they truly captured the tone. Dan crying about the last line just brought it all home. A masterpiece.

hostilecrayon

Arin's desperate anger that no one was fucking yet is palpable lol

Tegan

i love that arin is giving this one serious invested criticism because he wants phoenix and edgeworth together for real

hostilecrayon

It was Arin kicking his feeties that did it for me xD

Shaun Rutherford

"Phoenix, we fucked" goes even harder than the triple-punch of "dumbledumb," "you fucking bustard, I wanna shit next to her," and "shouted (?)"

Alex V

❤️

Andrew Le

Arin is the Vox Republica

nozarashi

SOMEONE SEND THESE MEN SOME SMUT!!!!! arins anticipation is so real bless his heart

Ollie Smiles

In the finale I couldnt help but crylaugh along with them. Thank you for this, it's truly a gift back.

Sarahmonster

Oh my gods, he was sooo thirsty the whole episode and I was absolutely there for it

Mike

and the moral of the story is, its perfectly normal and acceptable to bring your dom to court as long as they are on the prosecution

Sean Walizer

So what is the Edge worth? 🤔

Rhab

Will there be Phoenix we fucked merch

Maddibearxx

Danny sob laughing had me crying laughing along with him 🤣

Silver Selkie

Dan being in tears at the end made it all worth it.

GracefullyAutistic

Arin (and me) for the majority of this video: JUST. SOMETHING. HAPPEN!!!! 😅😂

GracefullyAutistic

I wonder if the Goofy/Pete fanfic that they never finished would've had some actual smut. 🤔 I was really looking forward to the conclusion of that one!

Doktor Vem

Holy fucking shit, please don't ever stop making these videos, it's just way too damn funny

Isaac Lewis

Hearing that final line in Dan's trademark Edgeworth voice was so fucking good

johannes

why are they zoomed in so much of the time? i just wanna see both my boys enjoying these masterpieces

M&MWrite

...giving him a look that said 'You're such a dumbass.' "You're such a dumbass," she said. Peak literature.

charbar

I gave my best friend a subscription for 4 months for his Christmas gift, it has been the BEST listening to these and talking about it w him.

Arianna Corini

My chest hurts so badly trying not to wake up my roommates with my laughter oh my god

Shy Sheep

Arin really speed running the average fanfiction enjoyer’s story arc in this one.

Shannon James

Nothing shows pure Joy than Arin kicking his bare feet from laughing so hard.

DeAsha Napier

Well, one could say that the author was intentionally “edging” us all until the end 🤣

MC Dexpo

Where can I read this?

Anonymous201K

Well, I knew that was the ending, but...Dan losing it was what made it so funny. Soon as he started cry-laughing, I knew I was right and was laughing too. This is why I subscribe. Worth it.

KMrMister

Yes, what episode was that again?

Leigh K

I LIVE FOR THESE

breadcrumbhoarder

This fanfic is basically anti-humor but for smut lmao.

Piblett

arins reaction during this fic is probably the most accurate thing i’ve seen, i too lay in bed screaming “I DONT CARE” while reading my nightly fic when all of the sudden side characters i don’t give a fuck about show up.

Reagan Moore

Dan in tears saying “Phoenix… we fucked” was SO FUNNY, I was DYING

Squishminstrel

But isn’t that just what playing a Phoenix Wright game is all about?

Cassie Manosh

And this, ladies and gentleman, is why I pay for this extra content *chef’s kiss*

RandomAccessMammeries

holy shit Dan literally in tears trying to get to that ending was so good dude

David Jalbert

And just the fact that's the last line and then credits roll xD That was outstanding!

Amber Kennedy

this made my entire week holy shit

KayTea & Biscuits

i literally resubscribed to the patreon to see the end of the fanfic cuz i saw the preview of dan cry laughing on their youtube, god im so glad im back! absolutely worth it (i would rewind, and cry laugh along with him every time omg)

Crea T. Shadesly

Seeing Danny literally unable to read through the story because he's laughing so hard is the whole reason I'm a part of the patreon. It was all leading to this.

E.K. Weaver

Holy shit the last 5 minutes made this whole month worth it

corey becker

i love these stories please keep uploading them and in long-longer formats pls and thx

Arin C.

PHOENIX IM GAY LETS FUCK - "Miles Edgeworth, 2025"

Shanoodle

I can only hear Big Dog from Giraffe Town as Dan reads for Edgeworth.

N8Nefarious

Gifted a month to my cuz so he too can experience the joy of Fan Fictionland Storytime Happy Funtime Hour.

Robin Hulbert

I scared my cat with how loudly I laughed at the end. Also they should get 1 good ace attorney fic as a treat

Katy M

Exactly. I had this happen to me earlier this week while reading a fanfic, so I completely felt Arin's pain.

Aspiring Egg

I’d commit horrible atrocities for these two idiots 🤣💕 fuck- I haven’t laughed this hard in years!

shamelessawong

I'm behind on GG rn, but I was just thinking "God they better use Dan cry-laughing as a Patreon promo teaser" and I'm so glad you basically told me they did, what video was it

Namig42

Idk if Dan has ever laughed that hard and it was incredible to witness

TabbyStars

1. I absolutely adored seeing Dan's laughing fit 2. I also always find Dan's french-sounding german accent amusing haha

Jenny Canigula

Imagine submitting this knowing how much of a cocktease it'll be lol

Brock Helm

OMFG.... I AM DEAD. Thanks You Guys, Now i am CRYING Laugh tears too. OMG, I cant handle Danny cry laughing like that AT ALL. lol!!!

Olivia Collins

This is my actual favorite game grump’s moment of all time. Dan’s FACE omg so funny

Brock Helm

Dang Arin... Relax Buddy. Gotta be soke story along with the fucking... out of breathe from laughing at this one!!! So damn good!! 🥰🙏🖤🤙

Michal Brown

I'm sorry, am I losing my mind? Why did no one react to "slowly, his eyes kept over to the gaze down at the hand." Am I oblivious to my own native language or are they just so used to these fics at this point?

Bee

If something at all bothers me about this fanfiction, it's that Mia didn't call Phoenix "Nick"

GreySketch

Late but 'A Race against Roys | Supermarket Simulator [39}'

old aj

The Edge was indeed Worth.

Dravery_

That and the fact that Fransizka never said the word fool even once

Frank DB

It’s the reader who is getting Edged

Great Big Dingus

I love how “reward” is one of the tags 😂

Cody Terpstra

It's the music cutting out while Dan is falling apart... The suspense is so legit

Luminoscity

I love them asking Dan "Are you crying?". YES! And so am I. We all are! That's the funniest shit I've ever heard! And even the buildup where I didn't know what the final line would be and Dan is just losing it silently, had me laughing so hard!

Eadaoin Cullen

I swear for the first time in months not only did I laugh but I laughed so hard I grew a six pack 😂 🤣 💀

PillowDragon

19:11 is the moment the sexual frustration bubbled over 💀

Lee Mulkins

learning they fucked at the beginning was like in Saw when you realize the key went down the drain at the very start of the movie

NellyStar

The phoenix tight story really made me miss my immortal

Jasper

The judge's slip up with the sentencing reminded me of the "I'LL SUCK YER DICK!" bit yall did with the trilogy.

PhiaVel

This is a gem, such a good watch

Crescent Minor

This is a completely pointless fanfic about attempting to humiliate a humble sweetheart who was only ever unselfishly sorry for his mistake and cannot be wounded in the ego by training requirements in the first place. I rewatch the episode not for the fic, but for Arin's outraged disappointment in the fic.

Lavender

I love how so often Arin's problem with the fics is they arent fucking sdfghjkl

Jacob Duchaine

This show is actually what I subscribed to the Patreon to get. Just fantastic.

JJ

Everyone needs to rewatch the end after seeing it once. Watching it with context is such a different experience, it's like we're going through everything Dan went through

Crescent Minor

This rewatch's insight is that it's fucking amazing that they finished this pointless thing and yet I can't finish stories with relatively more of a point.

Hunter Huang

This was the episode that made me get the Patreon. I had to know what Dan was breaking down over. Worth every penny

Hunter Huang

If anyone's coming from that one "Dan CANNOT get this out/WHAT HAPPENED?!?" teaser on the main channel, 26:55

Krist (like 'wrist').

He goes in wanting characters to fuck and honestly when it comes to WrightWorth, I can't blame him at all.

Krist (like 'wrist').

This is an example of how not to write fanfiction. It has a porn kind of title that is probably meant to be a joke, but there's too much plot for it to be a PWP. And it's also not funny enough to justify its silly title and the way the characters are behaving. And the way the characters are behaving isn't entertaining enough to justify them being so clearly out of character. This is just a mediocre attempt on all fronts.

Crescent Minor

Yeah, this one is really a masterclass in cockteasing Arin with fanfic.

Limpshot McGee

There’s really nothing more they wrote after that?!

Mother Duckin

Best episode so far! 😂🤣😭

1Berenice

I will start saying "what the shit?" from now on lmao that was way funnier than it needed to be

beetledrink

This is a fucking blessing

EthanBlue

Y'know, I read this comment before getting to that point and thought that I kinda ruined the comedic reveal - but oh my god Dan's delivery killed me