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Fan Fiction Story Time - March 2025 Part 2 (Patreon)

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2025-03-20 19:00:03
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This is a must watch. We apologize in advance. We're back with more Sonic High School, thanks for letting us know we didn't get to the good parts. More next month!

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Julia Soler

Ahh yes, a bed time story about....sssonic.

Shy Sheep

THE RETURN!!!! I AM SO THRILLED. I did a scream! Sonic high school is truly a work of genius.

Scott Walker

This could be the story of all time

Tyler George

Tiny, baby bra and big, cool boobs is amazing 😂😂

Tori Sabo

Watching Arin get taken out as he's saying the words is my favorite thing

Shadowthehedgehog1

After all the terrible games they have played over the years it's funny how the thing that's gonna break the game grumps sanity is fan fiction story

Samantha Wright

Extremely obscure and strange reference to the Mauve Avenger racing go-kart in Hey Arnold. Kind of shocked i remember that.

honeyBEEch

I can’t believe I listened to this at work 💀😂

Thomas Garcia

The author of this masterpiece is a genius. Who else would combine words in such a way?

lizzy wiz

there are so many amazing moments from this i can’t even pick a favorite

Sarahmonster

This week it's Arin's turn to cry!

BepisBunkley

Thank you for returning to this one. Sonic High School might be my all time favorite fanfic

Em

That warning at the beginning of ch6 wasn’t lying huh 😭

arī the samurai

please read more of the self insert link fanfic omg

Biggles

“Hello, I’m home” is one helluva greeting to dish out at your doorstep.

Shelby Bird

With some of these, I have to listen to a few times to fully process what's happening.

B12ington

I am so appalled but I can’t stop listening XD please continue

Charlotte Parker

I just gave up on fully understanding My Immoral 😵‍💫

Caitie Fuller

Me too and I work in a quiet HR office 🤣

Ben Lash

All i have to say after that is WOW

Elizabeth Levan

Took out her vagina, oh yes cause that's what we do!?! XD

Elizabeth Levan

I'm not through the whole sex part yet but omfg this is a literary masterpiece.

Pancakes

Ah yes, the invisibility hat that makes the USER invisible but not anybody else who interacts with you. So Rouge was basically convulsing on the ground while Espio gave her a classic belly button fuck. And i thought the way I lost my virginity to a former baseball team member from high school was rough 💀

Aster LoVerde

I am so incredibly sick right now that I started having an asthma attack at “balls hurricane”

Cameron Floyd

Holy shit, did a nine-year-old write this?

Cameron Floyd

A brigand is a forest criminal, apparently

ZekeStaright

This story may just kill Arin

Artufex

I like how Espio stuck it in and "moved from side to side" like he was parting the red sea

eucalyptusEUC

I don't think I'll ever be able to get the Surprised Ghost out of my head. Thanks...

Via

im gonna miss toasty losing it in the background

William O'Hare

This made me light-headed and nauseous from laughing so hard.

Megera Clark

I'm sobbing. This is the funniest thing since Dumbledumb...

Silver Selkie

This fic is way better and funnier than my immortal lol. At least to listen to!

tropicalhen

Balls Hurricane is my new gamertag. 10/10

Rhab

WoW

Troy Dackery

I’m SO glad this is back! 🤣

Rennon the Shaved

The similes and metaphors used to describe the yiffing scene were top tier.

migratingturtle

OH MY GOD SONIC HIGH SCHOOL LETS FUCKING GO I can't even BEGIN to tell y'all how happy I am that they're continuing this

Rudy

I listened to this at work am I going to jail?

Jenneryy

This is so insane and I couldn't help laughing at my desk at work, and I was completely unable to explain what I was listening to when my coworker asked!

Paloma/ Noodle

This is utterly fucking fascinating, was the person who wrote this 9? Or 38? I legitimately feel like it could be either

Ruija Dreampool

You're right. This is the best one you've read so far. Please continue. (Also I'm crying and lowkey impressed by the creativity of that ass-WoW. Truly amazing😂😂😂)

JutterNutter

I need to soak myself in bleach after this one

Turner Strait

I've read titilating fanfiction sex scenes, I've read confusing fanfiction sex scenes, I've read fanfiction sex scenes that made me nope out, I've read crackfic sex scenes where the whole point is the stupidity; but never in my life have I CACKLED OUT LOUD at a sex scene like this. What fucking brilliance. Whoever this writer is, give them an award for SOMETthing, because that was genuinely hilarious

Amy

It does say that the wearer can then make other people invisible too but it's easy to miss in the chaotic writing 😂 around the 6:20 mark if you're interested

ellie foster

balls hurricane is a phrase that is now etched into my mind.. thank you.

Crea T. Shadesly

The writer is an absolute gem for giving us the best sex scene I've ever heard. It actually hurt my core by the end

No, Remake This!

If you time it right you can do 9999 points of damage.

Silver

Subscribed to the Patreon solely because I wanted to see Dan and Arin experience the masterpiece that is My Immortal for the first time. But I'm out here discovering such quality fanfics that I'm sticking around! Even in this economy, this is 5$ well spent!

Ozu the Fennec

This is your fault, I laughed so hard at ‘big cool boobs’ and ‘took out her vagina’ that I gave myself a nosebleed 🤣

Dan M

Thank you for reading my story. 😇

L

I cried laughing at the sex scene, my side hurts now

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laughed crazy hard ❤️

Zachary Stevenson

More sonic higschool please, this was WAY too funny to read this far and drop. also more My Inner Life, lol

Kris Gjovik

Arin was thinking of a Brigandine a type of ship from the golden age of sailing

Elizabeth Biberman

When Sonic ran into Amy's bedroom I thought for a second she was gonna be hanged and Dan would never emotionally recover.

SerenitySolstice

I love how it's never addressed that it's implied that Sonic's mom wrote that weird ass fortune for her son, on the account that she "made Chinese food" instead of ordering it

Nick C

All I can think of when listening to this is some kid in like 8th-9th grade going through puberty and writing this fanfic and inserting some of his own personal journal entries and thoughts into it under the guides of Sonic

migratingturtle

Guys, I promise you, the story NEVER loses its momentum from here on out

Heather Crossett

I am SO happy they are finally reading more of this. If they make it through to Chapter 17, my life will be absolutely complete.

BepisBunkley

I can’t wait to see the fight between Knuckles and Espio.

nebuloider

omfg almost choked to the maker several times during this... "create a generation in me !!!"

NegativeNiki

This show is so wholesome ☺️

Heartistry

It might be a niché thing, but does anyone remember the webtoon Sonic Kids? Cause this Sonic Highschool is oddly reminiscent of that! 🤣

Will Cada

this right now is when i decided every cent i’ve spent on this patreon was beyond worth it im laughing so fucking hard

Flash Cake

I definitely want more of this. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

Kendall Bruner

I read the rest of this fic after they did the first couple chapters, and I was constantly thinking "the GGs need to read the rest of this" so im VERY happy theyre doing it. The author has more fics in the highschool series too, so if they need something to replace My Immortal, they have a strong contender 💙

Robin Hulbert

"I hope you have a great baby" came to destroy me out of nowhere

Noct

IM GONNA CRY

Jessica Swartz

I haven't laughed this hard in years oml

migratingturtle

Best part of the story. The insanity levels peak there and just never decline

N8Nefarious

This has got to be one of the top 10 hardest times I've ever laughed.

danshifackao

I learned the "WOW" butt thing in two different languages, from two completely different pieces of media that I've been consuming for over 13yrs now in the same week, and that's how I know my sense of judgement is immaculate

M&MWrite

I think Arin's brain might have cross "Frigate" and "Brigantine", which are indeed both kinds of boats

Wolf

Who ever recommended sonic highschool thank you I've known about it for years, since like 2014! I think i left a comment on one of their sonic videos asking them to read it? But yeah knew the guys would absolutely lose it , an now the world can know the glory that is sonic highschool truly a modern classic lmaooo

Gerardo Ybarra

I'm going to join in and say yeah I was coughing as well from laughing so hard. Thank you. Like seriously thank you

FamBamSlam

MORE SONIC HIGHSCHOOL! I haven't laughed that hard in WEEKS. I've already quoted the "back 9" part 🤣

Austin

Probably the best episode yet!

Miss Tooni

I was scream laughing during the whole second half of this

Nickerdoodle

Never apologize for bringing us more solid gold 🤣

GrimTurtle666

"this seems like the perfect time to apologize to our new camera person" LMAO imagine this being your first day at a new job

hannah

this was a mistake to randomly decide to listen to at work 🤣 best one for a while!!

Big Picture Kid

As someone who has simultaneously adored and abhorred this story for almost a decade at this point, I can not truly describe just how joyous I am that they finally got to Chapter 6. As soon as I saw they were reading Sonic High School when this show premiered I couldn’t wait for when they reached this part, and when they kept reading other things I was worried they would never get to it. Man oh man was this so worth the wait.

Alice

jesus I haven't laughed this much in a while... best episode yet!!

Emily Seddon

Same haha I was trying so hard not to laugh out loud XD

Sarah Peck

Why the hell did it feel like this took 85 years?? Like, I feel older now.😂😂😂

Will Dodd

I don’t see the first part of this story on the Patreon, am I dumb, or am I stupid??

Brock Helm

Holy Jesus... Cried so many tears on this one. Holy Hell Dude. Fuck!! LOL

Reagan Moore

Holy crap, there are so many gems in this story, I am at a coffee shop and trying not to laugh too loud lmaooo

Evelynn Rose

"shit, I don't know" is probably the most real response to anything these characters have said ever

Dark Vahn

Ok, I've been wondering for a long time if there's ANY chance that if I suggest the fanfic "Dipper goes to Taco Bell". Anyone know if there's a limit to how fucked up a fanfic can be before they just say "no" to reading it? Because I feel like that one needs to be forced upon them like a friend of mine forced it upon me, and maybe, just maybe, I am forcing upon anyone reading this right now. Disclaimer: It's fucked up., and dark af. Don't read it unless you have guts of steel. Kinda wish I never read it, or even heard of it, it's legit that bad.

NatGeo

Tbh if they read this I probably wouldn’t watch that episode, that one’s in its own league of fucked up😭

Kyah Fyah

Sonic High School is a true gauntlet of trying to read with a straight face

AirenMarie

Chapter 8: Rouge is pregnant and has an E.coli infection. Good grief 😬

Sarah

I actually started coughing from laughing so hard 😂💀

Cowgba

"Like a hotdog windshield wiper" is CRAZY lmao

thegrinkler

"Worst sex scene ever" did not prepare me for how hard I've been wheeze-laughing at this, this is INCREDIBLE

zi11ion

God is dead and this is the murder weapon. Amazing

paleopala

I don't think I've ever seen Arin laugh so hard omfg lmaoo

SUPERSHASHA

Sonic High School reads like it was made by an 11 y/o boy or a 45 y/o man.

Menchaca

I heavily doubt that “warning: the worst sex scene ever” was written by the author himself, he is NOT that self aware.

GracefullyAutistic

Well, that one E.T. fanfic they read in episode 2 was really gross and fucked up (like, not even just 'cursed' or 'crack' but REALLY nasty), and as someone who was been reading fanfics for half of my life, I don't there's a lot of fics out there that can get much worse than that one. 🤢 Tldr: If they publicly read the E.T. fic I'm talking about, then I think they shouldn't be entirely opposed to Dipper Goes To Taco Bell. 😭

GracefullyAutistic

Do I know you? Your name and pfp remind me of someone I know on the Discord server 'fanfichell'. 👀

Biggles

I love how the dialogue switches between robotic alien speak and bluntly human: “What’s that about?”

Auston Salazar

I had forgotten what was happening when I began to listen to this again, and it picked up at "using his penis as a rolling pin on her face" and I was immediately put back into the story.

Tymannie Isales

This is one of the few videos that I busted out in tears 😂

Shelby Tibbit

I laughed so hard I legit almost threw up and now have a headache, chapter 6 killed me

ChuChanChel

I listening while driving, bad idea i could not breathe from laughter

Jaymin Ewens

Is this where Tommy Wiseau learned about sex? Or perhaps he wrote this...?

nebuloider

Never experienced vomit laughing before so that's cool.

migratingturtle

Just skimmed it and nah, I feel like that's the line that shouldn't be crossed. Even the ET one wasn't quite as bad as that.

Rowan

Regarding Dan's MacDonald's comment. Ik it's an American brand but in Scotland and Ireland for names that have Mac or Mc you do capitalize the M and then the first letter after each prefix. E.g. MacKenzie, MacKlennan, MacKay etc.

Bijoux Bijoux

I think the X Men arcade game line about Rouge’s boobs gives MAJOR “written by an adult” vibes.

A. F.

No he was thinking of "brig". As in "being thrown in the brig", the like... holding cell on a ship.

Jak

Between this and “Phoenix, we fucked,” I have never laughed this hard in my life.

Aaron Albrecht

Assuming they're reading it from Wattpad it's a re-upload

Jar Jar Bingus

First few parts of Sonic High School: Wow, this author can't write. The Espio and Rouge Scene: This author is an idiot savant.

Gleam Fushigami

It really seems like the author isn't stupid, just really good at pretending to be in order to mimic old sonic comic house style and poorly localized games. Since the author's notes are so self-aware and the gags are consistent

Brandon Douglas

This author HAS to be competent, I'm almost 100% certain. I don't think ANYBODY can write a sex scene that funny, even by accident. This is the second time in my life that I've laughed so hard I almost threw up

migratingturtle

The Tommy Wiseau backstory we never expected 😭

Kyah Fyah

Hey everybody - I hope you have a great baby! Today and always.

Aldason

This video nearly hospitalized me

Lucifer

Holy shit is the writer of this like 5 years old??? I'm fucking dying laughing.

Brett Ruys

I was genuinely in pain from laughter

Mars

omg im so glad someone else noticed this! i've been scrolling through comments to check 😂

Josh Rizzo

I listened to this while I was donating plasma for the first time. I laughed in silence while tears were streaming down my face. I hope I can donate again

Silverwolf20

On second thought, listening to this during a zoom meeting wasn't my best move, but damn did my boss think I was into what was being said. Do I remember what she said? Nope. But ill remember this

Fairy Teeth

This was written by a child

Kayla

I remember laughing so hard I cried reading that espio and rouge scene a few years ago. This was a very satisfying reaction. That’s why I wanted them to continue Sonic High School.

Kayla

I think he is.

Sammijoanne

I chocked on my ice cream that was beautiful😭😂

Jariahtoadsage

"Espio thought she was the hottest woman in the world ... that i could see from here." Holy fuck man im dyin 'ere Edit: Holy christ i almost fucking passed out from that sex scene

Alex Konovalov

I just about didn't survive this one holy shit

HipHop Jazz

That sex scene actually killed me holy shit - Very education 👍

lordofworldz

This might be the greatest piece of literature ever written xD

GameNomadMesey

Never thought I'd hear Mauve Avenger again for any reason outside of Eugene's Go-Kart on Hey Arnold! This one bought took my soul.

Beef

*Does cool face at you* you must not have sexed very times before… lucky for you I have my science hat

Wolf

Listening to sonic highschool on a zoom meeting is a WILD move but a move that absolutely deserves respect 😭

Slurmp Scromdus

Didn't get around to watching this until now, but omfg I almost blacked out laughing at the sex scene. The fucking "WOW" made me see stars, jfc one of the funniest things I've ever heard

Bahuunn

People say my immortal is peak but they clearly haven’t read sonic high school.

Daniel

There is literally no safe time to take a sip of my drink during this.

Andrew Hesselman

I had to keep pausing the video because I legitimately felt like I was going to throw up from laughing so hard. Your patreon is the best investment I have ever made

Fatty Franz

Awww, you cut out "Amy looked sad and starved like African kids."

Akeshukita

my favorite part is when Espio said "It's semen time!" and then saw men all over the place

Zach M.

I’m barely half way through and I genuinely don’t think I’ve laughed this hard out loud at something on the internet in years. My wife came over to check on me. Christ I’m tearing up.

Andrew Odinson

I cannot remember the last time I cried laughing this much in such a short span of time.

Parker Borden

I forgot Espio had been invisible the whole time he was doing sex to Rouge and making WOW on her butt

Kate Bishop

I don't think I've ever laughed this hard I'm fucking dying.

Amie Kugler

I don't think I've ever laughed as hard as I did at this just listening to someone read a story on the internet...I was cry laughing. That being said, my kid is a huge Sonic fan with Sonic character posters all over their room...tucking them into bed after listening to this was an experience...

Aldason

it's been over a year and i still can't get balls hurricane out of my head

Major Ghoul

Wow, what an emotional hurricane

Mr.Derpy

dans face at 5:44 absolutely did it for me XD. im right there with him

Kayla

it’s still a hard choice for me

Ale Cat

Rewatching this and I gotta say, the moment when Arin says "The path to glory begins at the base of your friend's penis" and Dan's eyes just go wide, it fucking killed me.

kertu

dare i say sonic high is a stroke of penius

Matthew carlsson

Catching up on some older videos on here. I had a faint memory of the itchy balls thing but i was not expecting this... The pictures they were painting with their words during the sex scene kept killing me. 🤣😝 Italian salad dressing... hot dog windshield wipers... WOW..... it's semen time!

beetledrink

I thought the comments were exaggerating. This author is a fucking genius

Anthony Delfino

I don't know what that note is talking about. this is the best sex scene you've read on this series

Math Ewe

The craziest part of this is that Espio is a chameleon… he can already turn invisible lmao

S. C.

We had front sex is what i'm telling my kids when they ask how they were made