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Fan Fiction Story Time - April 2025 #1 (Patreon)

Published:
2025-04-04 19:00:07
Edited:
2025-04-18 21:11:32
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2026-06
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I'd buy his heart. And I'd never leave it.

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Biggles

No tariff big enough to stop these, thank god.

HiI'mOz

So glad I'm not the only person who thought to write fanfic of the Buy and Leave.

Micaela Leon

Just in time for my lunch break :)

Maybillcook

Will I laugh or will I cry

Nora Hopeless

Arin's so indignant about Roy's complaits 😂

Mwuuh's Doodles

I was hoping they'd read this one! I'm so happy, haha.

Nikki-John-Wicky

Arin and Dan being background characters in a Buy and Leave fanfic added ten years to my life

Marissa Mason

This is such a well written story. Great work

Em

This was much needed after the last fic lmao

Tori Sabo

Arin's "ssshut up" made me laugh out loud

charbar

thank god I get to watch this on my off day hehehe

Sarahmonster

What a nice palette cleanser, after... Y'know

hannah

Arin IMMEDIATELY complaining about Roy and Scott is giving ✨Buy & Leave corporate ✨ 🤣

Rhab

Didn’t quite have the “WoW” factor the last one had

Jacob "VGAfanatic" Tucker

Arin catching so many strays and getting offended by all of them is so glorious.

theberryofdingle

I need fanart of Steve and his Big Jugs. For reasons.

LegoDash

I boost them constantly! He feels so targeted by the commentary about "the manager.""

LegoDash

Pasta daddy mentioned!

LegoDash

I NEED the link to this, it's not coming up on AO3 search.

Jenny Canigula

So this is actually my fic! I made a promise to myself I'd join the Patreon if Buy & Love made it to Fanfic Story Time! I'm thrilled you guys read it and very flattered it came through well! I feel a little embarrassed about all the references I forced in, it was a bit tryhard, but when I'm working with literal NPCs I had to find a way to fill the space without taking it too seriously lol. Also for context, this was written a little early in the playthrough, before Arin boosted his boys all the time, as well as various other updates. Sorry for harshing Arin's vibe so much, that's all on Roy and not my personal beliefs about the video game boy, but you know how minimum wage can turn a person, lol. Also sorry about the tense swap, I like to experiment with present tense and accidentally switching is one of my oopsies when I do fic I guess, lol.

Hate the Gam3

This assault on Arin's managerial chops is DELICIOUS.

Pancakes

I love how this fanfic is more like a barely disguised employment evaluation for Arin's inane in-game business practices

LegoDash

This was pure genius!

Pancakes

Seems very bara coded. Love that for Steve :)

User

they need to be sitting right in front of a fire with fuzzy blankies

Evan

Goodness, fanfic two days after I just got a subscription, this’ll make my daynight

Evan

That was better than I thought it was going to be, dang

shamelessawong

"What the hell, dude, I've got huge cock" --Arin Hanson, 2025

shamelessawong

Honestly? Kind of wholesome. (compared to Sonic High) 10/10 floor almonds

Evan

Biggest cope

shamelessawong

Hey, great job on the fic! Your writing was honestly really fun to listen to, especially coming from Dan while harshing Arin lolol (with love for our VGB, ofc) RoyxSteve forever!

Mia Ram

it wasn’t try hard! it was super fun and hilarious :)

Spooky Sydnee

Why is this so good?! Also, Arin getting so defensive is adorable. He's so proud of his store!

Artufex

I was listening to the story time and tabbed over to look and saw Arin at 11:05. I was like, uhh... until a few seconds later when he fiddled with his hands

N8Nefarious

3 min in and this is already golden.

Luniku Games

This was absolutely adorable! I loved every moment of it. Great job writing this! Are you planning to write any other fics for them?

Rowan Renner

Dude, this is golden. You're genuinely a very good writer, and all of the references were awesome

LesbiansЯus

Arin I love you but as a fellow neurodivergent friend who stims you look like you're jerking off in this

zeromandismissal

To be fair one of the side effects of the micropenising ray is overcompensating.

Amy

This was one of my favourite fanfiction story times, the fic was perfect for it! I loved the references, is there any chance you're able to list where they're all from? I think I caught most of them but I'm sure I missed some. That's probably a big ask though so all good if not!

Elise Gray

I love Arin's "SHUT UP" once he caught the line about "truth seeking". XD That dad kissing craze is inescapable...

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Stanton Parsons

Great job! I can't believe how happy this made me.

Jenny Canigula

I've thought about writing a fic where Dr. Hoffman operates on Jean Eric's dying son.

Jenny Canigula

Can't remember specific episode numbers but besides Supermarket Sim, off the top of my head, I referenced Kitty Love, DR2, FireRed I think is where Milton's is from, internet Cafe Sim, power wash Sim, and truck driving Sim. I'm not as well versed on grump lore as I've seen and some are surface level, I admit, like I haven't gotten to watching every simulator game I referenced yet.

Nerdadendem

This is 19 minutes of “And Arin took that personally” I love it

evan

Great job on this! Quick question: were you referencing Get Your Groove Back by Steve Wilson at all? Might be a stretch for me to think that. It’s because at one point Roy said “get his groove back” and then Scott’s name turned out to be Steve. I can’t help but wonder.

Doktor Vem

The "tryharding" honestly just made everything 100x better lmao

Elizabeth Levan

Arin offering to burp Danny made me go awww, maybe it's cause I just burped my four month old and put him to bed.

Karine Bélair

This was my first Patreon Story Time and I could not be more pleased. This story was perfection

Saмuяa¡-F3vэr

Dear God's ... I'd pay thousands of dollars just for this

The Collective

Arin getting defensive makes this so much better

Rachel Fischer

Is it even a Fan Fiction Story Time if you arent saying “Arin” in a disappointed tone?

Reagan Moore

This is written so well and it has so many references, kudos to the author 👏🏻

Zephyr

Oh my God that was beautiful 😭💖

Jenny Canigula

@evan That was not intentional, the Scott / Steve thing was referencing how they changed his name during the playthrough lol. "Get his groove back" is just vernacular I've picked up from pop culture lol.

Shaun Rutherford

"What's the opposite of annoying" asks Arin "the only reason I'm able to do this for a living is because I'm cool" Hanson

ectoplasmicradiance

This was very good and the references made me smile so hard

Crea T. Shadesly

This was gorgeous, makes me want to write a thing myself

GracefullyAutistic

Oh my god yes, please do that! 😂 (Edit: the Patreon app isn't making it very clear, but this was in response to the comment about writing a fic about Doctor Hoffman and Jean Eric's son. 😊)

Anonymous201K

Well...now they're in for it. They just said to send whatever fanfiction...after saying before they didn't want people to write fanfic about them years ago and nearly killing the fandom, but, there were still some who persisted...waiting for this day...Good luck guys. Just a warning, the fanfic...for your own fandom is a product you've created partially yourselves. Though, I don't think you'd ever intended it. It's about to get spicy and weird...and very...very gay. Hopefully it's some of the good ones though. Not all of them are nightmare fuel.

Anabelle Cardona

Arin's like "but-but I've got a huge c*ck" 🥺

SUPERSHASHA

This is weeeeeeird but I will say this writer earns points for all these references.

Olivia Collins

This felt like a fever dream sort of

lordofworldz

I really hope bruan submits his fan fic of giving Dan a bliwjob

McKenna Ward

This is actually a great fanfic

Sabrina M

and they need to read their parts like a script

Jaqmehoff

Im sorry but i cant help but notice Arin’s hand or foot movements makes it look like he’s periodically gooning

Motormusker

why was there a weirdly realistic metaphor for the monotony and misery of retail work

Motormusker

and also why was it kinda hot

old aj

That was glorious.

charbar

Anyone else here post 6/4/25 in mourning?

Shaun

Look, reading fanfic isn't really my thing, so this is coming from an outsider. But for what it's worth, it's the best written story I've heard on this channel. Its a story specificly about a grumps play through, so the references work. I laughed at every one of them. And the the subtle (and not so subtle) jabs at Arin were hilarious and cathartic. To be fair, a lot of that is cause he was such a good sport about it. Thank for writing this and sharing it.

jUDDERbUd

I can’t help but notice Suzy is Arin’s phone background how sweet

Ashe Lomeli

I just realized that the MC of this fic had full filled the prophecy. He kissed a dad.

Solstng

I miss the ol Buy & Leave

Ben Phillips

I like how Arin seems to have forgotten the micropenising ray, so when the reference comes up he just thinks he's catching strays.

Izzy Janx

So far, this is my favorite story. The personal digs at Arin as the store owner from an employee perspective were killing me. The strength of love for someone you only know about via vibes...is unparalleled. Mayhaps this story was an allegory for PARASOCIAL RELATIONSHIPS!!?? Like this work could be dissected in a lit class for real.

Xray

I really wish there was more buy & leave fanfics in my life

grunzi

Pasta dad(dy) merch?

Juice Caboose

author really went for the jugular with that one- absolutely scathing

Juice Caboose

"Yeah, who wrote it? I wanna know..."- Arin asked softly as he to began to formulate a plan to track down the author and use his special micro-penising skills to exact revenge.

Paloma/ Noodle

This is so good Jesus Christ 😂 fucking amazing.

S

This story was a lot sweeter than I thought. Since it was on bad fanfiction story time, I was expecting bad fanfiction. Kudos to the author.

Bunny

If they ever do another Dream Daddy game, they need to hire you to help with it