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Fan Fiction Story Time - July 2025 #2 - Sonic High School (Patreon)

Published:
2025-07-25 19:00:08
Edited:
2025-07-29 18:37:52
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2026-06
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This might be the worst. Chapters 16-17. Sorry in advance.

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Mitch & Meg

Let’s fuuuuuucking goooooo

Pancakes

Oh nooooooooooo 🫠

Lord shaxx

I don’t mean to push you guys past your limits but I love these videos and we only get 2 a month so if you could do what you did before (45+ minutes with more than one story) that would make my month😅

BepisBunkley

Everybody shut up my shows on

Cobalt Cresent

Something tells me Arin watched Passengers recently.

Justin

This is better than My Immortal

tessa m

my favorite time of the month😁

Justin

Also, please please mic up the people off camera, they are impossible to hear without cranking the volume up

Sam Rush

"the biggest boobs in the tri state area" got me holy shit im crying laughing

LegoDash

Just what I needed to get in the right headspace before my Mid Year Review.

WaveJam

How long was this recording session?

theberryofdingle

the most realistic part of this fic is the school being open the day after a bomb went off

Sadib Khan

My parents are from Bangladesh.

Dre

Doofenshmirtz line

Dre

This is absolutely the nadir of the story. Ironic because it follows the school’s creative portrayal of the Nativity. Which is the highlight of the story.

Aaron Albrecht

Bro I literally yelled "Let's go!" When I got this notification.

khan crete

if you wouldn't shove your entire head into a deaf mongolian/bangladeshi lunch lady then don't even talk to me

Aaron Albrecht

Whats crazy is I know fuck all about sonic but this still brings me so much joy

DJ HardLogic

Man, I can't imagine how bad it must have been to skip a whole paragraph for the patreon content 😬

Paloma/ Noodle

Ooohhh. I see. I see now why the description said this one was the worst yet.

Dying Leviathan

Neck hula hoop had me in a state ...screaming YEAH I was doubled over...vagina crumbs...dead, I was done bahahahaa Also, Dan nodding off looking so comfy, such a mood!

Cobalt Cresent

Likely slurs in regards to handicaps/mental disabilities given the author seems to have no issues making them in regards to lgbt in earlier chapters.

Rori Moon

Is one of them a lunch lady?

BlopKitsune

As much as I love sonic highschool I want to get back to the Kokichi pissing himself stories.

Sadib Khan

Nope, but that's kind of racist.

Yooijo

I’m really happy Dan’s enjoying himself so much :)

Em

Much like Dan, I think we all need a nap after this one

Mia

We were already skirting the line with the comments on the Deaf accent, and given the massive homophobia in basically every other chapter… followed by “sex thanking” with the same character… it must have been HORRENDOUS

Paloma/ Noodle

I desperately hope this was written by someone in their 40s PRETENDING to be 12. And not someone who is actually 12 because I do not think my brain can accept that.

Phillip Hansen

I like to imagine Knuckles Sr is just normal sized Knuckles in a diaper Edit: holy crap, that lunch lady scene was a tough listen

Jazz

Honestly, i think i'd be ok with a little more censorship

Catnmaus

This hurt so good. That was up there with one of the worst sex scenes I've ever heard. Can't wait to share with my fiancé! 😆

Hollie Mahlia

Did they get the email from the lunch lady?

Randi Barnes

Vagina crumbs is the worst combination of words in the English language LOL

LegoDash

Honestly want this on a tshirt.

Dre

At this point Ike is an invaluable part of the FanFiction Storytime experience. His laugh is so contagious.

Kylieee

I can’t decide which is worse. This last chapter or all the piss stories combined…

Avorie

Written by Ike ?

PunkFalcon

Last video they commented that it's a "joke" made by the editor

Kylieee

Gasped so loud at this part that I scared a lady in the Sprouts checkout line ☠️

A. F.

It's kinda just confusing and annoying. Has been there for a few episodes.

Avorie

I figured it’s just rlly funny

Jessica Swartz

Something about Dan pretending to fall asleep and opening his eyes in disgust any time something weird happens makes him look older than he ever has before

Carto

"I'm gonna skip this part" "Show me.... ..... Yeah."

A. F.

Dude don't ruin this for the rest of us. Come on.

A. F.

Isn't that someone else? Toasty or whatever, whoever that is..?

AutismRizz

Neck hula hoop was exactly where I just paused to take a breather and scroll the comments....

GrabbaGhoul

The YOU DID THIS🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ben Phillips

The text in the episode says Chapters 16+17, but the description says 17+18.

Sarahmonster

Why do I suddenly want to get tshirts made that say "I Learned How To Do The Sex From Sonic High School"...

Smug Boi

I love sonic high school it's so deranged and hilarious

Gronk

I really hope the author learned proper anatomy at some point after this. It's so disgusting and awful but it's the funniest thing I've ever heard

BlopKitsune

Okay but I literally cry-laughed the whole time on both of those eps

Dying Leviathan

Oh I ran to the comments on this one and was NOT disappointed

Nicole V

Same though. I had to take a moment and walk away.

Ozu the Fennec

I hope he learned how to eat a woman out since then, this hurt me physically

TabbyStars

I'd buy in a heartbeat

TabbyStars

Those were some of the most shocking and horrifying descriptions of a vagina I've ever heard... Can't wait for the next chapters.

Rai Husky

When Sonic asked Knuckles and Knuckles Jr. what they did for fun. My first guess was kissing, and I was not wrong. This author really loves to fit in a kissing scene whenever he can.

Simon Fields

Never thought I’d be wishing for the days of someone dragging a dudes penis around their room like a cowboy

Matt Passos

So you're NOT supposed to stick in whole head and yell "YEAAAHHH!"?

Troubadour

I just want it to be said that this is my FAVORITE SHOW.

Doktor Vem

This author should've paid more attention in biology class

Doktor Vem

@Gilly Savard No offense to the author, but something tells me they've not yet gotten the chance to try out these ideas on a real person, hence why they're writing about it like this

Emilyn

A poultice of WHAT??? Did he use the grass clippings??? XD

Emilyn

I can only think of the Ghost lunch lady from Danny Phantom and it makes this so much worse

Cowgba

Is it known whether this is a purposely-bad parody fanfic or just a genuinely bad sincere attempt? I keep going back and forth because of sentences like "then Sonic got ready for school and went to the school where he was now and did school things" and then the sudden use of the word "poultices". It seems a little too self-aware and I feel like it has to be a parody, but I really want it to be sincere.

Megan Maginnis

As a woman, this was painful to listen to. You can tell the author has zero experience with oral sex. But the sex scenes are far more descriptive than the ones in My Immortal, so I'll give them that.

Naj

My face hurts from how much it scrunched in disgust while listening to this. I think this was the most uncomfortable fan fic episode for me. Thanks I hate it.

nebuloider

You got me laughing at minute one... Oh god where is this going.

Thiago Sgrili

The yellow sandwich that Vector was eating! There were clues all along, holly shit.

J

this is beautiful

Reagan Moore

Dan covering his whole head with the blanket is how I felt listening to this, the last half was... something lmao "It was really dark inside her vagina because there weren't any lights" KILLED ME, along with pretty much every line

Jar Jar Bingus

There's so many loaded things in this; last chapter had "Charmy could not control his gay urges like everyone else", and now "It was okay because they are father and son and also both brothers and that is allowed everywhere, and it is not illegal, even if they are both babies now." Is the author okay, or are they writing deliberate brain rot?

Brandon B

I was tricked!!! :P

old aj

not the-- not the vagina crumbs

migratingturtle

All the sex scenes in this story are appallingly written, but most of them manage to loop back around to being funny. This one, on the other hand...

Jenny Talia

GIVE MY BOI IKE A MIC OR SUBTITLES.

Jar Jar Bingus

Alternate theory: The Lunch Lady is an alien from the village of Mongolia, on Planet Bangladesh, and the anatomical details were entirely accurate to her species.

BsForReels

Why are we skipping parts I thought this was uncensored,

Kenneth D. Mohr

"he fus ro dah'd her pussy dude" I'm so glad I lived long enough to hear this statement be uttered.

RedFaux

The last time they didn't skip something truly heinous, some people were rather unhappy

Rocky

I genuinely believe he’s drifting off to sleep and just barely holding on. Then is often suddenly torn back into consciousness by the contents of the story. As I creep into my late 30s I can totally relate to his sleepiness. I’ve had a few “fish aren’t into cash” exps myself lol

Rocky

I know right? 😂 just go by how many eps they’re in the same clothes. And idk assume they take bathroom and food breaks. Plus all the setup and probably goofing around. To me it looks like from the May #2 episode to now, is all one recording session. Soooo what’s that like 2.5hrs reading plus all the extras so maybe 3.5+hrs? … I spent more time on that than I really should have 😅🙈

Rocky

02:52mins Turmeric?! As if! 😮🫢🫣

Underthecrown

To anyone else also eating breakfast now, pause at 17 minutes and finish eating. Digest. Have a glass of water and a nap. … Then hit play to continue to Lasagna Vagina

Dany

Sonic yelling at the vagina, taking Dan's sex tips to heart.

migratingturtle

Also I deeply appreciate y'all giving us two Sonic High Schools this month to make up for last month's double dose of piss fics <3

Nathen

I think I'm on a list after watching this

mikkel colfach

Danish children bed time story: “Blot en drengestreg” af Villy Sørensen

shamelessawong

I have heeded your warning. Ty for your service.

worm conspiracy

we didn't miss much- it was a short description of the lunch lady's accent and riddled with slurs and ableism. it wasn't important to the plot!

Kyle

Anyone else get a big stutter or lag 22:20-22:26?

Emily Seddon

Why does it say this video's been removed? 😥Big sad

Game Grumps

fixing the upload sorry it'll be back up in a few minutes

Nikki-John-Wicky

"These freaks love this shit." He ain't wrong

Le_rose209

I feel it bro maybe it wasn't important to the plot and maybe it was ableism but Im not paying 5 a month for still censored content that's just bottom line in my opinion. Not like everything else in the story wasn't just some more heinous shit so 🤷🏾‍♂️

NotLorePerson

Absolutely peak. I heard someone read the Lunch Lady sex scene like, a decade ago and it's all I remembered from this nightmare. I love it.

Joe Billy

dan constantly dozing off from either sleepiness or disassociation is everything to me

Kitt

We absolutely love this diabolical shit. Mouth gaping like lunch lady vagina 😭

YourGayness

why do you need to hear the ableist slurs so bad dude

Vileblood

what is the opposite of a boner. I think I am like retracting

BsForReels

Because I’m an adult, that pays for a patreon that claims uncensored. If I was easily offended I would not be a member and just watch them on YouTube. Also when you listen to a story you can’t just stop and skip a part or it pulls the listener out.

3DOM

Just imagining Sonic’s whole cartoon head in This poor woman and him just yelling “YEAHHH” like in the games fucking killed me in a way nothing has in a long time.

penguinxiii

I… I paid for this. 😂

MissTangshan95

It feels like these must be recorded back to back. It's a shame Dan is drifting in and out, but it's clear he's at least following the story. Maybe future episodes should be recorded with breaks inbetween.

breadcrumbhoarder

Had to pause and read the comments so I wouldn’t throw up 😂 that was VILE

Dank Sinatra

I believe that's called a scared turtle

Dakota Miller

Just to be clear.... this is 100% what I paid to see 🤣 I am the freaks you speak of. I was actually bummed at the paragraph skip, but I've never read it and don't know how bad it was 😆

Rhab

YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAA!

a fly on the wall

Another episode of the author's barely disguised fetishes

Sarahmonster

Oh god, I can never look at turtles the same way now.

thegrinkler

This shit is so hilarious...I'm sorry Dan (and Ike), but I want to hear the whole crazy ass thing. Every time you guys read more of Sonic High School, I'm so happy because I know I'm going to be laughing my ass off

Media Breakdown

Lovelies: stop with the Kokichi piss stories! GG: You go it. 😂

Celeste Jessop

I'm crying so hard with laughter, thanks Sonic High School

Bug

My thoughts also. It's distracting watching my boy passing out, especially when I'm paying for it...

Maia Phelps

I had to look up “what’s drier than the Sahara desert” bc that’s how I felt during this

Maia Phelps

Not defending ts, but people blatantly say microaggressions, and any “-phobic” and “-ist” comments all the time for free on youtube, twitter, tiktok, or any other social media app you can think of. So what’s the difference here?

Tony Carrico

Im gunna go read that paragraph arin was too scared to say. Byyye

EaselEar

That this is Game Grumps and they don't do this shit is the difference. I don't watch whatever you're watching. I came here to see the boys reacting to weird-ass sex scenes, not for slurs lmao

EaselEar

I read this in George Costanza's voice

Nicco Moe

Wow how easy your life must be for you to get this worked up over them skipping an incredibly offensive paragraph. They skip it for the people who would be hurt by that kind of language, and also because it’s just not fucking ok to say. Clearly you have 0 idea what the power of hateful language can do to someone, especially when it comes from people you might respect or value. Learn to love other people instead of dying on some stupid fucking hill because you didn’t get to hear slurs

BsForReels

Calm down SJW you don’t know me our my life. I just don’t like censorship read the words the author wrote then be mad at him. This weird story was voted by the people so they must have known slurs were involved. Have a nice day sir.

Silver Selkie

5:41: You remember Donald? My son who is two years older than me?

N8Nefarious

Was not expecting the Game of Thrones twist...

N8Nefarious

Can confirm. This is the content I pay for, 100%.

Crescent Minor

Heh, is the typo for the word 'go' Freudian or intentional? I hope they'll get a couple more in the future, but I know that might be all they want to do. I know which chapter titles I was curious to watch Dan pretzel himself and burrow into the blanket about. It's Arin's turn to read one, after all.

Crescent Minor

Wanna figure out the names of these kinks? Head insertion cunnilingus? Does humming during oral have a kink name, because I think, "He Fus Roh Dah'ed her pussy, dude," did it for someone.

lance havok

100% worth the price every time I love this crazy stuff

Veronica Adams

Finally some good fucking fanfiction. Edit: (Wait no not like that please no)

TheZackerverse

"this has to be hell" there is not a reality within the bounds of existence that this is not hell

TheZackerverse

this show is "loose." interesting choice of words Daniel

Deadpoet

Come back with updates

Da_Wynz

This is the BEST story

Snecilia

>SJW Oh man sorry you took the wrong turn, 2011 is back that way, yeah just take the ramp right up your asshole and keep going for like 20 miles

Graham

"These perverts are loving this" yeah yes, absolutely, and I am glad to pay for it

Jacob B.

What. Why is Sonic in fuckin Jersey?!

Shadowthehedgehog1

I am at home, alone, with headphones on and I'm cringing like dan and looking around to make sure no one else is listening to this

SUPERSHASHA

Yah know… I wish I wasn’t eating while that sex scene came up…

Leeanna Hays

I wish...the kissing scene didn't exist...why would Sonic or ANYONE ask to see the kissing...WHY LORD...WHY

suki

that was the worst way you could possibly describe cunnilingus

Ali Cat

After that scene I dunno why I laughed so hard at the lunch lady giving Sonic a brisk handshake 🤣

Robynn_Houd

Basically the author was saying the lunch lady sounded "special" (r-slur) like big the cat except it was because shes deaf unlike big who is actually mentally disabled. Yikes.

Kyah Fyah

Knuckles' Baby on Baby Resurrected Knuckles is a big Nope, even for fanfic parody 😆

Blockhead

Sonic screaming at the end absolutely destroyed me. I was crylaughing for a good 2 minutes straight.

annaroseb

Billing y’all for therapy after that lunch lady scene

Lavender

everything about the lunch lady scene is bad but VAGINA CRUMBS NO THATS TOO MUCH

DevilRay-K

At 19:52, I can say with full confidence I had nothing to do with this! 🤣 •I didn't vote for this. •I didn't submit this. •Hell my ears didn't fully consent to the Lil Sonic fan-fic. I merely paid to be here and laugh my goddamn ass off at it, I'm just an outside observer as God intended 🤣

Tanerite

So if her way of thanks is sex does that mean she asked the "stacks" of people she saved had to have sex with her?

Blaise

I had to poop while Arin yelled "YEAHHHHHHHH" in the story and I legit almost shit my pants from laughter

Cookie_Lord 01

"Make sure to yell at the vagina" Danny predicted it years ago

Captain_Kurtz

Are you not supposed to dragon shout into a woman's pussy when performing oral? Maybe that's why I haven't had any third dates...

Namig42

I listen to this on my way to work, and I regret everything. That sex scene sent me spiraling and all the worst ways

Kage the Goji

I paid for this… I am God’s strongest clown

Will Nuessle

17:50; that's where we'll lose you

Nathen

Yall the sandwich Vector was eating was yellow because it was a Charmy Bee sandwich 😭😭

Karsten Treu

I'm sorry, toasty's forced, overly-loud cackling is absolutely nails on a chalkboard-level grating and insufferable. It genuinely spoils listening to most of these episodes for me.

Pip

a bad choice on my part to watch this while eating taco bell. But Toasty's laughter makes up for it

Crescent Minor

As someone whose sincere laugh sounds like that, you do not have to like it, I don't like mine, but I offer that he may not be forcing that sound. It might just be happening to him to sound like that.

Crescent Minor

Oh, SHIT! I never would have noticed that, but it's so obvious! Fuck. If I'm starting to wonder whether the twist was actually kind of good, I do relisten to this fic too much.

Crescent Minor

What's that from? Sound like a House Party episode.

Saurischian

I am one of the freaks enjoying this. The sex scene is unholy and impure and I love watching y'all read it. This is worth every penny

Joshua Coombs

Nah, doesn't sound forced to me. Also I like it.

A. F.

Yeah me too, it's hilarious. And not forced at all, I'm almost certain.

James

It was ocarina of time

MAK

If the other parts weren't "illegal" I'd say filming it does the trick

Keelynn Lawson

Listen this shit is funny as hell, guilty pleasures and whatnot as long as I don't gotta read it LMAO

Mys. Moira

The vagina crumbs and fus roh da were great but why is no one mentioning that he's a HEDGEHOG he's covered in SPINES!!!

A. F.

It annoys me, honestly. You're on camera, dude. They're charging for this.

Imp EoV

this is like part 4 of jojo's

Caleb Ashton

Given the mention of Big, I can guess what was not said. Also, the phrase "vagina crumbs" is a sin.

Wes Papes

I'm one of the freaks who submitted one (you're welcome)

EthanBlue

DONT WAIT. DONT. WAIT.