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Fan Fiction Story Time August #1 - First Encounter and a Black Sabbath Album Review (Patreon)

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2025-08-08 19:00:07
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Julia Soler

My show is on, will I regret this

Daniel Miller

Probably but it appears to be a constant at this point XD

WaveJam

We always regret it, but appreciate it in the end

JustKay

rip ozzy

WaveJam

My youngest cat is named after Ozzy Osborne because when he was a kitten, he bit my husband’s finger and caused it to bleed. He’s lives up to Ozzy’s name. RIP

Sinew

I just love the fact that the giant squid wanted to be an actor

Sideshow

Agghggagahggggahghahaggaggaa

Sinew

The students walk around on the moving staircases!!! No!!

SlimeBinary

unlike the tentacles, this episode wasn’t long enough

Daniel Miller

Oop, yup, regret and delight all together. 10/10

Em

“Sometimes these fan-fictions are so weird that your brain actually can’t process them” Well said, Dan 😭

Julia Soler

Alright, first one, amazing RIP our beloved Prince! Second one, what the fuck 🤣

nebuloider

This show is my favourite thing the Grumps have done recently. I mean nothing will beat FireRed ( EVER ) and the Power Hour was a power move but...

Reika

Did anyone else expect Sonic High School because of the preview on today’s Game Grumps episode?

Silver Storm

I wonder if that guy who left the review thinks Born Again is heavy. didn't really make it all that clear

Molly Hahn

wait, is this Barry J. Gillis, noted filmmaker of such films as “Wicked World” and “Things” as featured on RedLetterMedia?

Bex Marie

HOLY SHIT, this is one of the ones I submitted. 😭 I can’t believe they actually read this.

Reagan Moore

This was the loudest and heaviest episode yet, no doubt about it lol, also love when Dan gets to flex his music knowledge Never did I think a squid and a school would bang, but here we are!

Sparrow

I submitted too, I’m so happy they subjected everyone to it.

Lilith0chan

Ozzy died on my 40th birthday over a horrible year I have had and was crying in the bathroom out to dinner. Rest in peace 😢 🪦 🌹 🦇

Kenneth D. Mohr

"that squid fucked a school" Oh man. If I had a nickel for Everytime I heard that.......I'd still be broke.

Kenneth D. Mohr

I'm more concerned on whether or not it was loud.

Maverino's money grab

its insane how well the second one is written but its literally batshit insane

Shelby Bird

Aaaa the tentacle porn arch. 🎉

Sara Abrigo

I am so confused but ok hogwarts

Bex Marie

I didn’t think they’d ever read it, but i guess dreams come true. (,:

hostilecrayon

My condolences to the staff who has to read all of the submissions to pick the best ones.

Charlotte Campbell

The joy in my heart knowing that the one I recommended was picked is so unreal

ArtilleryChelle

“Tell your friends” boys I’m not telling ANYONE I heard this story 😂

Jenni Locke

This is my first time watching one of these fanfic show episodes. Boy howdy did i pick a winner

Kura Kurington IV

is there any love more pure than that between a squid and a large stone structure

Stanton Parsons

I'm terrified of squids, and I'm dreading this episode more than any of the other stories they've ever read put together. Still watching though. Wish me luck

CSDX

I can only wonder how much effort it takes to do the same intro but with different footage every time. Lotta respect for the editor doing that.

Doktor Vem

Why is it always the Harry Potter fanfics that get the weirdest?

Jenneryy

The purest magic

User

Metallica and Megadeth need to switch lead singers, if they did they would be outstanding bands.

Blackbirdcoffyn

This review is both difficult to carry and at very high decibels.

MikesterMF

You know....I want what Hogwarts and Squid have

Clippy

I subscribe for the fan fiction, everything else here is just a bonus ❤️

old aj

It honestly hasn't been that long, but I've been keeping the patreon subscription going since first subscribing. I kept it going to support the grumps (even after catching up with FFST and waiting for more), but I don't want to support patreon after seeing how they've dealt with certain issues and creators. If the grumps were on another platform, I think I'd keep the subscription going indefinitely. I might resubscribe after some time has passed to catch up again, but I'm trying to limit my use of patreon. I still support the grumps doing what they do. They're awesome.

old aj

Just going to point out that "Hamilton" in the first story was referring to the city in Ontario, not the musical.

Laura Kay

for the love of god dan, it's "Turonno"...

Rhab

My day was light as hell and quiet AF. Thanks for fixing that for me.

Mastersword48

I thought the Suez Canal one was weird... What's next, a pool noodle doing it with a neatly folded tuxedo inside of a hotdog stand stationed outside a gate of oblivion?

N8Nefarious

Best Sabbath era was with Dio, change my mind. But sorry, Born Again sucks. It's just plain bad.

Crescent Minor

"Weaving a tale of these theoretical haters ..." I heard that take on this piece of work, and hit the 0 button. Yes, with that lens, that is the rising tension of this review, how much Narrator needs to defend from this image of a hypothetical quiet-listening critic who turned it off or only listened once, but worst of all, the image of a too-cool heavy metal fan questioning whether this music is tough and cool enough. Don't worry, that tough guy is sick in the head, because nothing's tougher than listening to this. Did I mention it's heavy and loud, so it's very tough and cool. You're wrong.

Crescent Minor

Ah ... the story of the giant squid sensually seducing the living building. Joanne's work and reminders of it often worsen my mood because she's funding bad things with her money, but there's fanmade stuff that's removed enough from her and giving money to her that it still makes me happy. My Immortal, or best, Potter Puppet Pals. It's weird, feels like taking something back from her symbolically.

Sarahmonster

Hogwats gon get praaaagnaaaaat

Coyote

Genuinely my favorite times of my month. This program is aching for a guest host, especially a Miss Piggy Fiction.

Dying Leviathan

You need to go back and watch them read My Immortal, more twisted Harry Potter fanfic to get you through the day lmaoooo!!

Dying Leviathan

you guys made me ink!! Said the squid...

Timothy

So I don’t know where Dan got the phrase “Don’t bore us, take it to the chorus” but It’s funny to think he got that line from a song called “like JENNIE”. Haha

Rocky

I love squid

Kayla

i know you’ll enjoy the rest. this was good but it wasn’t the best yet

LegoDash

Well, I guess I have to fire up a new document now and get to writing...

Indigo Few

Great 1 st patron video 🤣🤣

Hope Gilbert

"she was a boy, he was a girl" damn, I want to hear THAT song

Matthew Mills

Ok, you guys have to read Snape Teaches The Teletubbies now

Merry Death

Can we show some appreciation to the editors for always finding the perfect stock videos to go with the story? 😂

Smug Boi

Is it fucked up to say I miss sonic high school

Veronica Adams

Chat, is racist Hogwarts X Giant Squid tentacle fanfiction porn real???????

Veronica Adams

Bro that reminds me of the Gordon Ramsay potions teacher Harry Potter fanfiction

Motormusker

i believe the hogwarts one is what's called a "crackfic"

Anonymous201K

Hm...never thought of Hogwarts as a 'he' before. I'd have thought 'she' for sure.

Charlotte McQueen

Campaign for a shirt that says “she was a boy, he was a girl, ….whut”

Dangmo

Barry J Gillis, the director and star of Things, the infamous Canadian no-budget horror 1989 one-of-a-kind masterpiece, wrote the Sabbath review? That completely tracks.

Erik VonStrix III

"I don't care who you are, THATS HOT!" - Daniel Avidaniel, 2018

theberryofdingle

i've heard of old man yaoi, but not magic school giant squid yaoi

SUPERSHASHA

That sums up everything nowadays.

Brendan Durand

Creator of one of the worst movies ever made reviewing one of the worst Black Sabbath albums. It's a match made in heaven.

Shaun Rutherford

Listening to this makes me feel like Dumbledore drinking the locket horcrux potion

FiggityFiggityFox

Funny they didn’t catch on that the squid was scouted for hentai movies 🤣

Owen96

Its never one thing with these types. They go through the whole tab catalog of fetish.

Juice Caboose

Never, ever, in the history of mankind has a person gone into a vocal coach and said "I want to sound like Dave Mustang from Megadeath". 'wAtCh mE bEcOmE a gWwwWaaaWwwWwdddddddddddd"

Crescent Minor

I doubt any sexual fantasy can be broken down into only one exciting theme. This fantasy's pretty funny and weird-looking, but I don't think it's a whole catalog, the different elements are kind of by rhyme and reason. There's the power play of a ground-rooted building and a mobile creature, there's the way the building has a reputation to maintain while the creature is despised, but then what they have in common is their problem, probably relatable to the audience - they're lonely. And then when the characters are actually touching, this author presumably likes heavy penetration and impact play when they're being touched, which yeah, sound thematically appropriate if they're into stories about intense power exchange like these. Most people don't like such dramatic elements or such rough ways of being touched, but it's honestly hard for me to think of a fantasy that doesn't have some kind of set of preferences that could be explained as complementary kinks.

Kasandra Von Glockner

Now every time my faucet leaks on my toilet overflows I’m gonna think about it very differently. I’ll have to keep my eyes out for giant squid in my neighborhood.

ARIEL CARRILLO BUZO

Did Arin just had a "double robot milk" moment? Love the way his brain works

Crescent Minor

They keep being told that tentacle hentai exists, then re-repressing the knowledge again. It's happened on camera a few times, I'd almost call it a fascinating look at the human mind's ability to protect itself. As if tentacle hentai is SO bad. But, it's clearly uncomfortable for them.

Astrea Skye Celeste

I had the pleasure of meeting Ozzy at back to the beginning last summer and I'm glad this review does Justice to his memory

el

when they started reading the first encounter i fucking cheered i never thought this day would come

Dom Lehn

I love how the kitchen was the "stomach' for Hogwarts. The artistry in the writing 😂❤️

Crescent Minor

It's always a nice surprise for when I put it on a screen instead of walking around listening.

Crescent Minor

That usually means that it was written to be strange, not out of genuine interest. Never can tell for sure. I think I read a sincere sexual interest in the idea, personally.