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Fan Fiction Story Time - September #1 - Love Beyond Circuits, Love Beyond Flesh (Patreon)

Published:
2025-09-05 19:00:08
Imported:
2026-06

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Get ready to learn Optimus Prime Butthole, buddy.

Submit fan fiction for us to read! ► https://forms.gle/b3ig5PEdagX9AxPdA

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Julia Soler

My show is on! Yippee! What horrors await!

Cobalt Cresent

From the title alone, this will be a doozy.

Biggles

It is I: Leader of the Autoboys!

Beef

Any scoundrels in the chat ready to goon for 25 minutes? I’ve always wanted to has did an clanker

Vileblood

I love poitimus of the autoboys so much

Joshua Kaine

Yesss the weird Leia x Optimus prime one

Samantha Wright

I didn't spend the whole pandemic reading transformers porn and learning an entire glossary of absurd fan terms to NOT hear the correct terminology used.

Em

Ah, Poitimus! My fav transformer

LouBengal

wait oh shit i actually genuinely love transformers fanfiction. can't wait to see why the thumbnail is jabba the hut.

Beef

R2D2 is the freak of the robot school. Can’t wait for that Disney+ series.

a fly on the wall

This is what happens when a preteen boy gets a hormone spike at just the wrong time

Chris Gardner

In my office, Peter. Bring Michael Bay and George Lucas.

DMAN

"The Penis is Active"

DMAN

Lmao the fact that neither knew what phimosis was killed me

Pancakes

Y'know, I actually do like that this unexpectedly became a bisexual encounter in this otherwise bonkers fanservice fever dream. I actually don't hate that at all 😆

Dying Leviathan

There is something in the way Dan reads these stories, especially the heavily typoed ones that just sends me. He must be fluent in typonese lol! His delivery is just 🤌🏻

Mia Ram

love is so beautiful…

Sarahmonster

I'm okay with this being Star Wars canon. Sure, why not...

WhiteShaq01

Am I crazy or is Jabba’s entertainment plan the villain’s motivation in the original Space Jam? Didn’t he want to make Michael Jordan a game at a theme park?

SwoodMan

“Autoboys” immediately killed me

Lisa Hedlund

I don't think knowing about phimosis is necessarily a sign of being well-learned😅

seagull

why were you advertising garfield fan fiction when there doesn't appear to be a video for that here?

rj

You are looking for Fan Fiction Story Time #3. It came out 2 years ago here and they just released it free on YT.

seagull

ah, thank you.

Nade

By the time the story ends I don't think the author ever said R2 left (not saying where because of spoilers... and because I'm not typing that lol). So presumably he left with Optimus? That's gonna be one hell of a cameo reveal...

Bex W.

Author really missed the opportunity to call it the Colosseamen...

Sapid

I'm so proud to be one of the degenerates to bring this to the Grumps.

Avorie

We need an Ike cam LMAO

Rudy

Built 4 Love - TWRP ft.NSP

No, Remake This!

Oh yeah, especially when Michael Jordan's dick was too big for him to fuck Lola Bunny, so they had to surgically attach Bill Murray's dick to It.

No, Remake This!

He is fluent in over six million forms of communication.

Dale Sanders

Very happy that this was posted on my birthday 😭😂

Staff Grubmann

Arin nails the character voices when doing these eps, while Dan absolutely crushes reading the typos and fucked up spelling mistakes as they are. Both are good in different ways

WhiteShaq01

You know, I was thinking more overview, but when you put it like that… This must be what Space Jam 2 was about

Joshua David Vega

Why does Arin’s laugh after “Autoboys” sound like Elmo?

Rennon the Shaved

Just when I thought they'd reached the bottom of the barrel with fanfictions, R2-D2 is inside Optimus Prime's extravagantly-described anus...

Crescent Minor

These captions are a bit fucked, they keep getting locked on *intro music*. Even at 18:00, when Leia's doing the phone number thing. I don't want the people with bad hearing to miss that!

BobbyDinkers

I love the after story chat, we need more of this! More recorded discussion please!

Reagan Moore

I imagine Optimus' "experimental anus" looking like a car wash lmaoooo, this was a WILD one

Keoh

Honestly, C-3PO and Optimus? J see it.

Cami L

love that leia casually calls luke her brother in this. fascinating implications. almost as fascinating as the whereabouts of 3po in the coliseum that whole time...

Ozu the Fennec

The amount of times I audibly said ‘HUH???’ Alone to myself in my car. Why do I feel like this was written by the E.T. Author?

hosui

I vote for a special episode with Ike and Toasty reading, and Dan and Arin mysteriously laughing off screen.

Evan the Dude

Alright this has to be the nuttiest shit they’ve read so far 😭

dennytron

Did five year old me write this in 1984?

Jacob B.

Theres a really good MCR fanfic written by Stephanie Meyers you guys should check out

Jacob B.

Well I wouldn't say good actually

GracefullyAutistic

Oh no...I haven't started watching yet, but the fact that you mentioned the dreaded E.T. fic is not a good sign. 😰

BabyEatingFoxes

Is Dan gonna be just a set of eyes peeking out of a goose down jacket when winter actually hits?

Media Breakdown

Wait, so Optimus forever has Jar Jar’s junk grafted to his schlong now? 😂

Crescent Minor

The weirdest part is how much the author feels the need to justify such an out-there sexual fantasy, both in-universe and in front of the internet. At a certain point, this CANNOT be connected back, and it's odd to justify it in-universe or to think anyone thinks the story would be incomplete as a Transformers/Princess Leia/R2D2 fuckfic if it weren't believable. Yet, I think I get it: the fantasy might feel more complete to the author that way. Jar Jar death and 'resurrection' and ruined finale and it all ties in between the second and third episodes.

Dan

This... this was something special. I don't know what else to say

ellie ravenborn

fingers crossed they get submitted valveplug one day and read some crazy megop fic - wish i knew any weird ones but the only ones i know are too serious for this

Dylan Follett

I see the clips of these storytimes and ive always wanted to subscribe and finally got to do it. I have to say this was very worth the investment. Been a hot minute since ive laughed so hard 🤣

ThumperDaeTime

does anyone have any fanfic ideas for the ghost hunters adventure club?

Hyve Wren

saw the thumbnail and audibly said "no, please"

Will Nuessle

Optimus Prime...diddling Leia Organa...with Jar-Jar's... I've had fever dreams more lucid

Joshua Sharpe

Surprised they didn’t shoehorn in Rodimus Prime

Zach Kondos

We just glossing over the fact that primes asshole is a tourist trap

Veronica Adams

I just got here and I’m already scared.

Artufex

I am incredibly sad and incredibly happy I missed this episode: sad because I didn't get to hear this a couple weeks ago, but happy because now I can listen to two FFST's at once!

Shaun Rutherford

This comment is the reason I read comments before watching the video

N8Nefarious

Of all the monthly nickel-and-diming in my life, this is my favorite $5 to watch go poof.

FiggityFiggityFox

I only have one episode left after this and now I’m disappointed. Came here for ffst and soon it’s over 😢

Lavender

this is such an experience, one I did not need

SUPERSHASHA

Patreon renewed, off to a great start with misspelling, and Optimus Prime enters the chat. What a time to be a gamer.

Nic Saturnine

I'm just now getting around to watching this, and omg I'm Nic Saturnine, the last name of submitters!!!!

Nic Saturnine

I'm one of the other degenerates, and I'm very proud too—elated that I wasn't the only one who submitted this!

Sapid

Did you also come across this back on Topless Robot's Fan Fiction Fridays? I feel like maybe it's cheating to pull from those, but they're just too amazingly horrible to pass up.

Connor Griff

Not c3po being the cuckhold in the group...

Zephyr

Guys that's not a love triangle! A love triangle is A is in love with B, B is in love with C, and C is in love with A! Ya sillies :p

Risuruuu

I... I have still been thinking about this like did R2 make it out or...?

Paige Beyor

*listening to fanfic of OP fucking star wars characters in front of thousands* “huh. Okay.” 10:40 - “… im… im sorry. WHAT?!”

Logan🇧🇸

R2D2’s picture got put up on the WHAT wall?!?

Paloma/ Noodle

I have come to the conclusion that all of these fanfics have so many grammar and spelling errors because the writers are just furiously masturbating with one hand and typing with the other. That really is the only explanation.

Paloma/ Noodle

This might literally be the most fetishes wrapped into a single fic I’ve ever seen.

NaoAndAgain

Someone has to explain to them how Anne Rice is responsible for the "I do not own and do not make money off of _" disclaimers. I want them to understand that it's not fanfic authors being delusional

Casey Jones

I just listened to this while mowing my lawn and I was laughing, must’ve looked like a freak in front of my neighbors. If only the knew the audio

Whomst

As weird as this shit is... it's SO creative, and I respect the hell outta that!!

Whomst

genius

Caleb Ashton

R2 is not a coward, and I resent that description.

Media Breakdown

Pro tip: do NOT watch this one late at night when other people are trying to sleep. The pain of silencing my laughter became too much, and I had to step outside.