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Gronk

I didn't expect that to happen

Ian Thayer

I came as quick as I could No not like that

Pancakes

Oh GOD what fresh hell awaits me

Sarahmonster

Today we have been blessed, my friends.

nebuloider

Oh perfect, always when I'm well hydrated...

Marissa Mason

New NSP video AND fan fic story time. What a great gift on a Friday

Pancakes

This story is rated M for MATURE content...which is exactly why it takes place in a setting where the majority of its characters aren't legal adults until around graduation, of course 💀

Biggles

”Looking at videos of cigarettes and knives”

Dirkdammit

I can’t get over Sonic watching videos of cigarettes and knives holy shit

Nora Hopeless

Man, the author REALLY likes metaphors

interrobang - ptang

... right... ... the disease, or whatever... 😐😐😐😑🪦

V a l e

Now I have to Google this and read what Arin refused to lol

LegoDash

I think they meant to describe Shadow's junk as "turgid" and not torrid....

Biggles

Homer wishes he could make similes of such beauty and pathos as these.

Gem

theberryofdingle

dan hiding beneath the skinned dinosaur is the only comfort i have during this truly terrible 38 minutes and 40 seconds

Sandie Sandholm

I had literally just taken a giant gulp of my ice tea when he read the part about the pregnant penis looking like an anaconda eating lunch at subway... Oh boy that was a struggle for me 🤣

Vileblood

This has been my favorite thing ive watched this week and Skate came out

Edenza

TBH, the smilies in this story are off the chain

Randi Barnes

I want a conga line of being sad at my funeral too 😭

Kitt

I really wish they’d read it all tbh we are paying for this 🤣

V a l e

For real though lol

one-true-houselight

I gotta say, when the simile started 'like a Jewish person', I was quite frankly relieved it only ended with Bar Mitzvah misinformation.

valentyne

i want to know what was so bad that they didn't want to read it but i am afraid to put this in my Google search history

Artufex

Crazy stuff happens to you when you're black. 🤷🏾‍♂️

Nathen

Absolute. Fucking. CINEMA.

Kenneth D. Mohr

Nooooo! I don't want this story to end! It's too weird!!!!

Lilith0chan

Arin New haircut giving NSP-6969 villain role vibes 😂

Brendan Durand

This author works in simile like some artists use oil or marble. A true master.

Ethan Krueger

I'm probably in the minority here, but could we get some stories that aren't poorly-written hardcore porn? I'm not saying get rid of them completely, but I'd like a little variety, and I know firsthand that there are plenty of different ways to ruin a fan fic.

Veronica Adams

If I crash my car while listening to this I hope my radio doesn’t survive because HOW am I going to explain this shit while they cut me out of the wreckage?!?!?

Kanavus

He knocks her out, and then continues what he was doing

Kanavus

This story gives me gifted, sheltered child energy; clearly the author is intelligent, but their grasp on reality and the way they view situations is so incredibly bizarre I just cannot fathom it being an intentional artistic choice made by an adult, it's so genuine

Evan the Dude

I did you all a favor and checked what he wouldn’t read, basically shadow….finished the deed while cream was knocked out, hence the ghosts

PeachyPapillon

Honestly kinda wondering if this story is starting to go....well, I guess it was going too far a long time ago. But somewhere in between the violence against Amy and, like, the rape scene it just feels... I mean, there's only so far "it's just some stupid kid on the internet" will get you before it's kinda your fault for reading it out loud, right? I dunno, still conflicted, kinda wonder if that makes me a horrible person, kinda getting tired of asking myself that question :/

Michael Alonso

The silence at 4:47 was so loud lmao

beth

I looked it up. Shadow SA's Cream...so I get why they didn't want to read that lol

Mike Z

Just imagine if real funerals ended the way this one did. “Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. Okay, here goes.” THUNK!

User

yea fuck the sonic story

Paul

Ok you guys can stop reading now. This shit is trash, feel like the author is being weird just to be weird. Before this chapter it was funny, now not at all. So yeah next fan fic please

A. F.

"Haggard bitches." 😂😂😂

A. F.

"Hence"..? How does any of that explain GHOSTS coming out of his penis??

A. F.

Ugh yeah the assault on Amy sucked. So would've sexually assaulting Cream, I'm sure. Definitely has the potential to ruin my enjoyment of this...

Silver Selkie

Well now I gotta read the part you took out

FuzzyOtterPaws

I wish Patreon actually gave me notifications for the fan fictions like the power hours and everything else!🤣

EaselEar

I suppose you could submit one

Doktor Vem

I guess the author doesn't quite grasp the difference between being knocked out and being dead? Or something?

worm conspiracy

sometimes u gotta put your foot down at graphic sexual assault scenes-im not paying for those

Sarah Frazier

Back in high school in the early 2000s, my AIM name was ZestyLanceBass for about three months due to my hair. Thank you/fuck you for unlocking that memory.

Ethan Krueger

“Be the change you want to see in the world.” Gandhi said that. I’m certain he was talking about fan fiction. Time to put up or shut up!

Gleam Fushigami

Okay FINE if you think it's cool that I wrote fic then I'll submit it!

Gleam Fushigami

I put some more poetically eldritch stuff in there myself, fingies crossed. Fanfic is more than just smut.

Azaism

Just remember this critical detail before you judge them: Arin or Dan literally had ZERO idea that these kind of moments were gonna be in this story. But the people who submitted this fanfic did. Either way, I don't think there's anything wrong with skipping those parts and laughing at the rest of the fanfic.

Azaism

I get why you didn't want to read the paragraph about Shadow ravaging Cream's unconscious body, but why did you skip the final two paragraphs which contain nothing offensive and have the actually important plot detail that Tails flies into the room and sees "the situation" and says "It is okay. I know exactly what is going on."

Tyler Reitan

They’ve read worse things tbh

HAM_STROKERS_EJACULA

Pro tip…don’t paint your nails while listening to this. I dropped the brush while laughing at the bar mitzvah joke and there is blue nail polish everywhere.

Cob

Bar Mitz-information?

Justin

it's rape

Diarrhea_Jones_1464

Looks like this is going the way of the "Tails Got Trolled" fancomic. Getting so "cool and edgy" that it's kinda not being funny anymore. 🙁

Nathen

I do truly enjoy this story, I think it's the voices that do it for me. But I also understand why people would wanna stop - home invasion/SA is not an epic topic for a fanfic. I'd be pretty satisfied if canonically it ended with Sonic running off the cliff, taking his ball disease to the grave with him. "Ass!" Would be his final word.

Isaac Lewis

Starting this fanfic series was truly like opening Panera's Box

Wolf

Love that skate slaps also love the luz pf pic

Maia Phelps

I think they already know that now, bud.

Maia Phelps

Yeah, I just went ahead to read the rest. Nothing interesting in my opinion other than spoilers I obviously won’t say. Stopped being funny. It’s just weird and grotesque.

Maia Phelps

Bad is definitely the understatement of the year

khan crete

the author's command over simile is unmatched

The Undersigned

Legolas by Laura was great. Don't know where people find them, but I'm hoping there are more of those out there.

E.K. Weaver

the sudden stop of the background music....

Robin Hulbert

that amy scene put me in a weird place

Lavender

we're almost free from sonic high school

Media Breakdown

This is becoming so stupid that it’s causing psychic damage. Setting aside the skirting the edge of racism, and casual domestic violence? Why TF would be there a security camera IN THE WOODS?

Doktor Vem

What do you mean "free"? It'll be a great tragedy when this dumpsterfire ends

Media Breakdown

I love how this has somehow become the favorite after it’s gone to incredibly dark and dehumanizing places. But Kokichi’s piss fetish? THAT’S too much…

Bennett 🪶

How bad was the sensored part 😭 like the benchmark for bad has got to be so far down considering everything else that has made it through this fic.

Mia Ram

if they don’t finish this i’ll cry.

Arbrecent

I dont wanna stir anything up here, I seriously love you guys and the fanfics yall read are crazy entertaining. But, we literally pay for the extra service to hear you guys read the full stories. And even on here, theres censorship? Whats the point D:

FuzzyOtterPaws

There's some fucked up stuff. Slurs, sexual harassment, etc. Things that cross the line.

Allen ML

We live in a world where bad stuff happens. Writing a fictional account of such things should not be considered offensive, in just the same way that it should not be offensive for me to deliver the news that there's been a real rape or murder; shocking, perhaps, but I would simply be conveying a fact. Reading about such things, particularly in this context where it's clearly a satire of bad fanfiction in general, should not offend you, and if it does, it is your prerogative and responsibility to eschew yourself from the content. But whatever, I'm just speaking into a void and foolishly hoping to resurrect common sense... oh well.

Allen ML

Agreed 100%. If you're curious, the part they didn't read involved Shadow having sex with Cream after knocking her out. For like 2 lines. Over-the-top ridiculous, as usual, but how is that any worse than Shadow knocking her out in the first place? Oh well.

J. Rabbit

It involved Shadow raping Cream while she was unconscious, I think. I may be remembering it wrong, or not.

Mel Theory

damn i just subscribed to the patreon a few days ago and im already almost done with this series

Wilma Fistfit

The way the "high school drama is crazy" line keeps coming up is my favorite part

SUPERSHASHA

Yeah exactly. Or talking about drugs, alcohol, suicide, violence of any kind. Anything could be triggering.

SUPERSHASHA

Ah yes. When I’m on marowana, I too go to my ex’s house, dolphin dive through his window and beat the ever living shit out of him.

8TheKat

I can understand why some people might be upset about the censoring on a paid subscription but I think it's worth keeping in mind that Arin and Dan are also human beings with feelings and perhaps they censored what they censored because they themselves were uncomfortable reading it. No matter what amount of money is given to them I think that's totally fair that *they* have boundaries they don't feel comfortable crossing, and I wouldn't dream of forcing them to do such a thing even for paid members.

PillowDragon

If it's "just 2 lines" that explicitly depict sexual assault then it's even more weird that people are upset they didn't read it. They've also skipped words that they know are particularly bad or would make them uncomfortable.

PillowDragon

The boys read these ridiculous stories because they're so absurd and can find the humor in it for our entertainment. There are some topics that *are not* and *will not* ever be funny, and it's a shame authors want to include them. If they choose to skip a short part or word, they're doing it for their comfort and for others. They don't get paid to do things their uncomfortable with.

Vel

I wouldnt say you are a bad person in any way for being uncomfortable with the story. Im curious tho that you are tired of asking yourself that question?

Vel

Im glad they said they were gonna not read that part. I was worried it would just jump cut. Im glad they have some boundaries with these stories :)

Risuruuu

Please please I'm praying they'll read the sequel fic that absolutely took me out 😭✌🏻

N8Nefarious

"Blood diapers" is DIABOLICAL.

Moldy

...do you have no emotional intelligence?

Zakary Lorrain

I read through the comments a bit I just wanted to reiterate, thank you game grumps for taking into consideration some very serious lines that should not be crossed for entertainment purposes. I like putting these on and getting a good laugh in after a hard day and it's very nice to be here seeing your cool shows with fellow lovelies :3

AngryLILCyclops

Yaaa good call on skipping that paragraph ya'll. Even though this is hilarious that paragraph covers a topic very triggering.

mai95

Ok im hoping you guys are just young and dont have the emotional maturity necessary to understand but ...rape is definitely crossing a serious line in terms of content people are comfortable platforming, and thats a line they're pretty consistent about not crossing. And alot of people appreciate that

Duplexium

I just lost my head with ‘Panera’s box’, I was literally eating Panera as that line was read!! 😂😂😂

Kyah Fyah

Baby Knuckles and Knuckles' baby have very specific voices. He is doing it wrong. Knuckles Jr. Sounds like a man, like adult Knuckles, but Baby Knuckles (Knuckles as a baby) talks like a baby. Gotta go back and read it ALL again with this in mind

Kyah Fyah

Trail cam to catch Sonic doing cool shit in the woods lmao

Kyah Fyah

The baby stuff was just as bad 👎 😩

Fatty Franz

Imagine potentially getting triggered by something as ridiculous as Sonic High School. Stick to Brendaniel's reading of this fic, at least he actually reads the whole thing.

Apollo

My guy it’s a rape scene. Some people respect that it’s a triggering topic and also may not be comfortable reading it themselves.

Paloma/ Noodle

Dan getting sucker punched by the Bar mitzvah inclusion in the sonic high school fan fiction is so goddamn funny. These stories really are like getting punched in the head by words 😂

Paloma/ Noodle

This comment had me choke on my drink. You’re so right.

Paloma/ Noodle

That’s such good advice that I’m definitely going to forget and fuck up my gels later.

Quill386

Well its the first week of the month, and you know what that means, I accidently forgot to cancel my patron subscription and get to listen to GameGrumps fan fiction for another month! Let's gooooo!

YourGayness

very strange that people WANT them to read the rape scene. like?? what do you get out of it? humor?? this show is for fun and laughs. you want them to read that and laugh??

Andrew Spohrer

All I was able to retain was something about a shiny jew... sssoooo, dan? Cause he doesn't really sweat

Keelynn Lawson

Seconded!!!! I'm baffled that people are upset with them honestly, it makes me mad on their behalf, because no one should be trying to force someone to do something they're uncomfortable with even if they're paying them; It's not "Take my money and do what I say jester", it's "Here's money because I support your cause as a human, I'll watch what you decide to do because I support you"!!!

Major Ghoul

I wish you could sober up just by being kicked in the nuts, that would make life so much easier

Chimpman

While I agree with the sentiment of your comment, the assertion that some topics "are not and will not ever be funny" is absurd. All topics can be funny. This is just true. You just have to be funnier than the topic is dark and/or disturbing. Just becomes more difficult as the topic gets darker.

Caleb Ashton

This story is something else, man. It's mostly weird, crazy nonsense and even the ridiculous sex stuff is funny. But then it randomly hits you with aggressive homophobia, or racism, or sexual assault. It's so bizarre.

Azaism

They have a right to not partake in something they are uncomfortable with. But that doesn't make it ok to advertise uncensored content as a selling point and then censor stuff after taking the money. The easy solution here would be that when they decide they're going to censor something, they should release that episode for free.

Ryan brown

So you think they should release this episode for free to the public with all the Shadow and cream stuff before the censoring and do a second episode for paid with like 3 sentences ?