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Howdy Patron! 

We're working on a Power Hour that needs some fun words or short phrases. 

Do you mind replying with a GG themed quote, word, or phrase that is no longer than 28 characters? 

If you see a reply you like, make sure to give them a heart. We'll pick a handful of our favorites for the episode. 

You likely won't see the results of this for a few months, but we promise it will be worth it... if anything, do it for Dave. 

Thanks!

Comments

Siren

grabon

Sam Stein

“MARK ZUCKERBERG”

Atxmic

Carbuncle

Anonymous

Kill your parents

magishine

I grabbed my Infinidagger

Melissa

Bienvenue, power-bottoms!

Gandheezy

"It's my favorite state!"

Spencer_is_back

“EXPARDON ME? you shut your fuck up…”

Prozac

Tammeld!

Zoey K

Anyway, back to the gay shit

Theenie

"At age six, I was born without a face."

Jamie Haack

I’M THE VIDEO GAME BOY

Alphonzis

Unavoidable CHIN MOVE!

MagicLars15

I don't want to fight! I'm too fat today!

GGs

My dicks falling off!

frogskies_

it’s snowing on mt. fuji

Memphis

Snap crackle poop

Kait

fUCKing FreaK

Cara B

DO YOU EAT THE KRAFF?!

ThicViking

Kill a man, take his shoes.

Paintmekala

What do you want, Otis?!

Kmeister

Does Bruno Mars is Gay?

adlem

...Slurmp.

BiggieB

"Hasslehoff is my buff"

Babyharoro

30 YEARS EXPERIENCE IN JACKIN OFF

Porch Moss

BIENVENUE POWER BOTTOMS

Preston Kelly

“My celebratory clean diaper”

Jason Ott

Oh? Is that updog?

Miranda

Danny and Arnold

Jaylen

TAKE THIS TAKE THIS TAKE THIS

The_Tiberius

Whenever you really want the girl to cum, be sure you yell at the vagina.

SirVyper

"I'm the Video Game Boy"

toastme

bienvenue power bottoms!

Zane

it’s snowing on mt fuji

Underwares

Don't let loose the marmoset!

Melissa

Oreo-rotated scrotum

Natalie Martin

With great confidence comes great wonfidence

Reid Stein

Came out the pussy drawing Mozart

cody steele

Daniel not so grumplestine

jc

"Raphael is not the leader". !!! I think if this argument is worthy of two identical arguments about it, it's good enough for whatever this is.

Batman

Some think I’m a petite boy, but I am in fact a large fat man.

Matthew

witness the thickness

Gabriel

I FIRED, but I MISSED

Ginger Kitty

You like a da craf? Me toooooo

TacticalTracy

You FREAK Ba dada da da, fuck your dad! (Don't) Kill Your Parents

Malldune

Michelle get in here, they're doing an impression of me!

Alex

The bacon is in the beans.

Nat Brennan

"It's not cheating if you can do it."

Colachan

Unavoidable chin move!!

Zlotnik

You must die.

Humblebee

What's that? Got your nose!

Haloh Thoum

Money in the deuce machine!

Shannon Isgrig

"NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" (can't beat the classics)

Alex cress

LOOK UPON MY HAMSTERS AND DESPAIR

David C

'Shim sham da bimdy bumder'

Sarah Reis

Now what the heck is going on here?

Blaztex Davis

Follow the apples "Sure alright...fuck it"

Colachan

Tennis (times forever)

SophiaPhilo

Making Dan a shuffle apprentice

Anna Noah

Bill Nye the science fry

Zane

is this a horror game?

Ms. Noko

Can my fursona be a clam?

Lauren Brown

I’ll talk to you later. I’m dead.

Anonymous

Pick up the grapes

aiden inky

“Get bigger hands”

GERG!

“out the pussy drawing Mozart”

Caelan

Jimmy’s got back.

Dorian

fuck your father

lisska

No, germs.

Anonymous

“Have a great soy!”

PokemonPinball

*sonic voice" heh heh sonic gotta go fast

zachary laforest

"At age six I was born without a face" 28 characters exactly. It's perfect 👌

Falkhorn_

Pokey little flab biscuit

YamchaDaze

IM GONNA FUCK YOUR DAD!

Bek Bek

"I'm gonna pre"

Anna Noah

Bill Nye the science fry

Anonymous

Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaantz

Merriya

"Are you heckin' fuckin' me?!"

Justin Reed

I mean, I didn't lose the erection

Wolico

HEH alright.

Elvish

Jennifer dumped me

Cody

*panicked* "I SAW!"

Jonathan Russell

What am I willing to put up with today? Not F***ing this.

TXMoon91

Fucking CLAMS!

Elvish

Eat your teeth

Taner

Imma buy her like thirty trumpets

josh humber

"I fired and then i missed"

Silelda

There's only one thing Anc trees like to eat: Puppy faces!

Kahle Harter

The carbuncle ate updog and grabbon!

Slyday

I’m the video game boy!

DipSippy

"Consume prilosec"

Andrew Bodily

Game Grumps! The show where you!

Eden

“What are you doing? TAMMULD”

Taylor

ObamaRules98

Byron Gilley

You'll never be more famous than cheese It's too long but I still love this quote

Azra Hinton

Spider punch, spider kiss

gothchul

”Consume Prilosec”

Byron Gilley

YOU KNOW DAMN WELL THIS IS FISH!

Jacob Mathews

If I had to trace back to the moment I got started it would definitely be when you fucked my wife.

Taylor

“You must die!!!”

Mika

lisska

At age 6 I was born without a face

Seth Cutter

Hey I’m Video game boy, and I’m Mr business, and we’re Mr boy!

Rob Pierce

THAT'LL NEVER HAPPEN DAN!

TheFiscus

Grandma burned the biscuits.

Jazzy Powell

OOOUUUUU SONIC OUUUUU SONIC! ANGRY! ANGRY! ANGRY!!!

Ciceresz

"Here comes the pizza!"

Anna Noah

And got said to John, “come forth and you shall be granted eternal life”, but John came fifth and won a toaster.

Andrew Bodily

"with confidence comes great wonfidence"

Anonymous

You can’t open up the story of my life to page 738 and think you know me

Zelosh

Jennifer Dumped Me

Clara

Clifford the big red stab wound

Riley

I’ll teach you the ways

Daniel Kemp

30 YEARS EXPERIENCE OF JACKIN OFF

Gamble

Kill your parents

Joe Kilcarr

That's it, now I'm started

Shash J

Why did I even born?

Jules Blair

The carbuncle ate itself.

Mika

Oops...too many characters

chad drake

the moans in mario maker 57 or I'm gonna pre from Mario maker 103 is probably two of the funniest things to me.

AronGIsMe

Woopsy Do Here Comes The Goo

A Ferret

I'm a sexy widdwe baby~

Bailey Aylmer

I am so happy right now... I! WANT! MURDER!

Bugbutt4

Oh Daddy! He shot me daddy!

Dez

Oven-roasted scrotum

Virtuwill

Snap Crackle Poop.

Forever Catalogue

“ Were you a pained child?” “We’re playing FUCKING GUBBLE!” “I win! My win! Sonic wins! Silver wins!” “…Arin…” “Are you insane?” *helicopter blows up Arin*

Anonymous

Jennifer dumped me

T5Dragon

Get bigger hands Or The Carbuncle ate itself

Charlie Cowan

"Charles, you idiot!" ~Wheel of Fortune

Nycole

The rumor come out. Does Bruno Mars is gay?

lisska

The Jews faked the moon landing

C P

"Octopus Tophat"

Nycole

Kill your parents.

Chris Graham

I'll ride with her till I die

Bugbutt4

At Age 7 I was born without a face.

Chase Blucker

Suckin dicks. Suckin fuckin troll dicks

Anonymous

Consume Prilosec

Buff Iroh

Hello, I am Friend-Comment

Nycole

What the heck is going on here?!

Dax Cross

You're a no good, two timin', turtle tainted son of a gun!

Lily

Frothy dad piss

Leilani

You must die!

Gir_nade

What about Dan's classic Dan line? "What can I say? I eat burger." Then he does a very exaggerated wink in the wrong direction. OR or even Arin's famous "Pepperjack!!" while doing jazz hands, but he only shouts it when it will catch people off guard. Love those two rascals, silly guys even.

Legorama

Hi my name's Laura

Nycole

Grab my hand.

Pendersweetz (edited)

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2026-09-06 14:00 I fired & I missed. 🔫🤠
2021-11-09 18:58 I fired & I missed. 🔫🤠

I fired & I missed. 🔫🤠

Kay Dee

"No. Germs."

Mika

"I'm not the biggest fan of Hitler"

sard

"what the heck is going on?"

Anonymous

Scrawny clown snatch

Ruija Dreampool

When you're ready for the girl to come: COME!! DO IT!! NOW!!

Andrew Bodily

stay in school. don't do drugs. eat your teeth.

hanaiiro

"oh no I'm already getting attached"

Anonymous

"What is it, Yoda?" and "man door hand hook car door" get said in my house a LOT

Jordyn

What the heck is going on around here

Jackie O.

MARK ZUCKERBERG !!!

sard

"I hit end, I HIT END"

Julia Rauch

You think I popped out the puss drawing fucking motzart ??

Petra

Jennifer dumped me

Nycole

My favorite GG episode was when they talked about mac and cheese for a realy long tiiiime

Virtuwill

Take This Take This!

Seth Leach

Do do do do doro do, dodororodo fuck yer Dad.

lisska

My grandson is a warlock. He could turn your grandson in to a hawk. Well my grandson is nazgul Ruth AL destroyer of worlds

Virtuwill

Fear the Bolognaman

DaveWeyandt

Does Bruno Mars is a velociraptor Jesus.

MoraMorbid

God created Adam and Eve not Adam and *bear noise*

Terry Wildt

I'll teach you the ways!

Firagasoul

Hey I'm Dan, I'm also Dan. Daaaannnnn

Julia Rauch

I was born at 6 years old without a face

mike

JENNIFER DUMPED ME

HonkusPonkus

Look at us, a couple of cards!

mike

30 YEARS EXPERIENCE IN JACKIN OOOOOFFFFF

C.J. Malm

I shoofed my douche

Steffen Hansen (edited)

Comment edits

2026-09-06 14:00 At age 6 I was born without a face <3
2021-11-09 19:01 At age 6 I was born without a face <3

At age 6 I was born without a face <3

ast_rsk

Arin and Dan singing kiss from a rose

C P

Today is Football

Anna Noah

splish splash your opinion is trash

Show Feet Guy

“Goin’ up your cooooooterrr”

lisska

There was only one domain remaining. So please meet us at clownpenis.fart

mike

And sasquatch said *sasquatch noise*

Seth Leach

Do do do do doro do, fuck yer Dad.

Julia Rauch

I fired ! And then I missed and I fired again! And I missed

Julia Rauch

Hmm slurmp . . . Did I get that right?

lisska

He used his fuck move

Heather Deagle

RED PLANT! PURPLE PLANT! BLUE PLANT!

Hayley Fitz

"You killed me!" Good :)

Show Feet Guy

“I am in fact a large fat man”

Ditto965

Hello I am friend clarence

Frey

aggagag ANGREY

Sam Rush

bievenue power bottoms

Nycole

Bienvenue Power Bottoms

Show Feet Guy

“Gerrymandering politicians”

Andrew Bodily

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!! YOU HAVE 3 LESS DOLLARS!!!

Ginger Kitty

Pickin a grape up off the ground

Altoar

DanGon'RunPa

Monroe Edwards

At age six I was born without a face

Scowly

I'll SUCK YER DICK!

C P

Okay, Bad Example

Kat

Mention of small hands

C P

Have a Great Soy

Zannimask

GOO! FUCKING! GOO! Guuuu... (from Heart of Darkness)

Hailey Hazen

Cake faaaarts Does Bruno Mars is gay?

Kayla Shipley

"Frick to the 30th power" "woah dude that's a lot of frick are you kidding me?"

jesonic2000

at age 6 I was born without a face

Graham

Milton Molds

Joe Shea

"REESE'S PIECE'S!"

Graham

Echidna Penis

Anonymous

Savor the Peelies

Kayla Shipley

What do you believe? Do you believe in God? Jesus? Franklin?

Emma S

Santa's goin NUTS

Ky Beebe

I HIT END! I HIT END! NO FUCK

lisska

I will kill your whole family

Nekotarts

Tennis....tennis....tennis!!!!

Ravenstar

UNAVOIDABLE CHIN MOVE! UUUHMMMM, FUNNY JOKE! Do you think Sonic shits? There’s a grape on the ground Take this! Take this! Slurmp. More onion please! It’s snowing on Mount Fuji Also, shouts to “We’re playing fucking Gubble”

Robinson

"Look at me!"

Show Feet Guy

[this is where] “we hang the non-believers.”

Sarcasmadragon

What am I willing to put up with today? NOT. FUCKING. THIS.

lisska

Anthony! I don't know..

Baroness Unicorn

"Jimmy, did you kill Franklin?" "Goodbye, Daniel."

ReyemMailliw

This time, for real, is real

Kayla Shipley

I know I've asked you this before but do you ever wonder what Randy Quade fucks like?

Robinson

WHY NOT FISH?

Baroness Unicorn

Push it to the limit! Man, I got a stinky dick.

Natasha

"I'llllllllllll suck yer dick!"

Chase Blucker

Never let it be said I couldn't suck my way to victory

vgpuppybot

A smiling burger with eyes floating from right to left across the screen

Baroness Unicorn

"How else are they supposed to eat soup?" "Very quickly with chopsticks"

lisska

I'm Mr. Wilson and I'm here to say

lisska

Get out of here!

Charlie Cowan

It's really funny. During those uploads I would be half paying attention and would suddenly hear Arin violently shame Charles out loud for doing something wrong and I would just go "wait, what'd I do?". 😂

Sean Benson

Jam it up your pee hole!

SamSam

Use the bed idiot *in Obamas voice*

Ali NotSol

Great therapy: Aaaaaaaaah!

Sam L

MORE ONION, PLEASE

Baroness Unicorn

All of your dreams can come true if you want to be pirate or asshole

SamSam

How's it goin' dude

Wes Papes

Jennifer dumped me

Charlie Cowan

At the same time for my birthday this year I was happy to see "back by semi-popular demand: It Takes Two" return, since the Grumps introduced me to the game, which my brother and I ended up playing on our own and fell in love with. I was among the semi-popular demand!

Matty

Scrawny Clown Snatch

Chuffed

I'm a sexy widdle baby

Klub

Savor the peelies

lisska

You fucker you never told me that happened!

ReyemMailliw

You are in hell *long raspberry*

Teglee

BIENVENUE POWER BOTTOMS! also "Give me your cummies, sky daddy."

Adam Bauer

I THINK I SHARTED MYSELF!

Virtuwill

Jennifer dumped me

ReyemMailliw

I don’t want any of this dan’s a furry shit

Alexis H

You are so full of beans

Virtuwill

Man door hand hook car door

adam millsap

What are you standing around for knuckle head , come on! I have returned for another infinidager adventure! How's it going dude.

Chase Blucker

Well, this uh... this has given me an erection

lisska

Excuse me sir, which way to the Jamba juice?

Kaitlyn Quintanilla

"I wanna go on a butthole sniffin adventure, with YOU my FRIEND DAN! COME OOONNNN!!" "Am I about to see your skyward sword?"

ReyemMailliw

……………………arin

Mr. A (Barracius)

One plus nineteen is fucking twenty Eeeeeehhhh... SPOOFY?

Kitt

🎶Badeh badeh booteh 🎶

Sam Stein

eat your oatmeal

Tyler Eckhardt

Opens up with Dan and Arin using their “oh fuck” before crashing into their chairs

Denis Nevin

Purple plant monster killed Dave

Sven

Then I fired again. And then I missed. And then I fired, and then I fired, and I missed.

Anonymous

Fingers going up your COOTER!

Sallie Drazzi

Get bigger hands! Unavoidable chin move! Jennifer dumped me.

Teglee

"I'm so full of anger and farts"

Sam

"SlurmpThat'stechnicallyaname"

Yuri

Hey two Cliffys I'm beside myself

Nekotarts

Do you think I came out the pussy drawing fucking Mozart?!

TriforceWarrior64

Damn these directional mics; robbing me of important poots! "Arin? ...I wish I were dead"

Aimelle

Use the bed, idiot!

V

Watch this, alright? Shaggy? More like-! *dies* Okay.

Luke Finch

I fired.. but I missed

Luke Finch

Age 6 I was born without a face

ObakeAri

A living ass is better than a dead puss

Danielle Jones

And Now, You Must Die! AND OF COURSE “Just a couple of Cards”

Josh Wigs

One word. MEeLoNNNN

Baroness Unicorn

*sings entire song of "Kiss from a Rose" by Seal

Luke Finch

Come at me scrublord I'm ripped

84est

I spent it all on gambling..

ByeRed

WERE PLAYING FUCKING GUBBLE

Ruth W

Bienvenue Power Bottoms!

EbreakfastTea

I know nothing of the art of shuffle. *shuffles furiously* uu-uuuh!

Raven C Young

Arin and Dan go to Couples Therapy

Bailey

“DID YOU POINT?!?!?”

Virtuwill

C for cranberries

Sam L

I'm bald!

Luke Finch

The bananas has gone bad 🍌

Guruguy

I love drinking piss

Ketzal

"I'm jizzing all over my dad, what?!?"

Yesno

The baby’s coming! DON’T COME IN HERE!! WE HAVE A SON!!!!!

Dave

Buh-weaow

Baroness Unicorn

My grandson is a warlock. He could turn your grandson into a hawk.

Danielle

UNSUBSCRIBE!!! LIKE, COMMENT, AND SURVIVE.

Insane Ian

My favorite phrase *I've* heard multiple times? "Insane Ian? ADD IT TO THE LIST!"

A

Good news. It's jizz. Next question.

A

GRAB MY HAND

Danielle

"In your houuuuuuuuuuuuse?? (Catchy)

Baroness Unicorn

"Why does it always have to go there, Arin?" "Cause that's what my life is. I eat the poopoos and I eat the peepees."

kgr320

Jennifer dumped me.

Danielle

I'm the video game boy! I'm the one who wins!

Baroness Unicorn

Kill a man, take his shoes so I can be more comfortable.

TwiztedBuddha

YOU FUCKING FREAK! YOU'RE A FREAK!!!

A

J.O. crystal good energy at the sesh

kattimus

SPIN, Arin!!!

Adam Berry

Oh dude is that up dog?

Baroness Unicorn

There is a 90% probability that you will fart

Devon

PLUMP, SWEET, AND BEGGIN' FOR CREAM!!

ByeRed

JIMMY’S GOT BACK

Zymri

Grab my hand!

Morgan Mulhall

MOTHERRRR! Get my celebratory clean diaper!

Zymri

Does Bruno Mars is gay?

ByeRed

MICKEY MOUSE

GeistFire

fartitude crystals

GnarlyTummy

What the heck is goin' on here?!?

alex bishop

I use this in normal life now

Willow

SHOVE IT UP YOUR PEEHOLE

Emily Turner

Spider-punch! Spider-kick! Spider-kiss?

Emma

The carbuncle ate itself

Cory Jacques

Eat Wendy's poop like a regular man.

Anonymous

"Alright, I'll bite"

uberjNet

JENNIFER DUMPED ME

Ginger Kitty

'STACEY. STACEY. YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE'

Catchovie

“MORE ONION PLEASE”

JakeForHire

I AM NOT OKAY (Thanks to battle kid for that gem) 💎

Anonymous

“Shit ass tits!” I use that gem daily

All Meshed Up

HIGGELDY FUCKIN' PIGGELDY, DUDE!

Nick Stacey

Mother! Get the celebratory clean diaper!

Anonymous

Give me your cummies sky daddy

Jacob Trotter

Plump, sweet, and beggin for cream

Lillian Jennings

Bloodborn part 38 time 9:40ish "OHHHH Shmickdoobidus baloobidus!"

Sebastian Kirsch

Don*t call me a dumb bitch ... YOU DUMB BITCH!

Abner Hawkley

“Mother! Father! Pray for me!!!”

Peach

hi, my name’s laura

Molly Hanson

Wendy's is great. I suck it down and poop like a regular man.

Keilah

'Um... pUuUt a record on..."

Bugbutt4

Pickled cucumbers

Molly Hanson

"Caught a big ol' case of the fuck yous"

Dave

NBC's All Jews Must Die

Sarah

TAMULD!

Dorothea Ayers

What made you assume I know what I’m doing?

BUTTLORD

Some say it's an oversimplification, I say they're idiots.

Rachel

are you shitting my nuts right now?

Hayden

“Come at me, beast! I’M UNARMED!”

Liz Nelson

Now… …you must die

Magicmango.99

Who gets hurt by cotton balls?apparently Mickey and his bitch

Sarah Desrosiers

You're dead sonic! You're motherfuckin dead!

Elijah Koether

Nice glow on that JO crystal. Must have been a lot of positivity at the sesh

minivillian

Shove it up your pee-hole

Anonymous

I… i think i just sharted myself. And DID YOU POINT?!

Elijah Koether

With this they could go to a natural history museum and see that room where they have all those glowing crystals and also they could see dinosaur skeletons since they like dinos. I would watch

Dax Cross

Updog DEEZ NUTS! HAHA!

SenPuffy

Michelle, MOMMY MILKERS

Elijah Koether

I was really attracted to frosty the snowman as a kid

Celine

“Nuzu, dispose of Muzi.. for my aMUZUment!”

Melody Dia

I really liked the one where

Nestin

Grab my hand

Rusty Loaf

It's snowing on Mt Fuji

Nicolina

Kill your parents!

DukeOfWyoming

“Hello and welcome back to kill your parents game grumps!”

TheBoltLord .

I fired, i hit something but it wasn’t what i was going for so i guess i missed.

CSDX

SAVE THE FISH!!!

Daniel Jiménez

“I can’t believe it man, What a goof “

asinglepetal

Dan's disappointed voice " Arin..."

lisska

That's what pirates say when somethings delicious. Yhorm

Pwndency

I'm the video game boy! I'm the one who wins!

Astin Lopez

Call of Duty: Shoot a Man

lisska

Lots of favorites today

Koushiro

Grab my hand!

Kathryn Freeburn

I’m the Ding Dong boy, I’m the one who Bing Bongs!

Shedaltha

TAKE THIS TAKE THIS TAKE THIS

Lucy Butler

Do you think Sonic shits?

Ryan

MRS THE MENNACE

Marco Klein

The carbuncle ate itself?!

Halifax

If anything, do it for Dave.

Kenamoto

Welcome back to "DID YOU POINT?"

Carrie Belle

"Suzy, we got a jingle-jangle problem over here...Santa's goin' NUTS!!" That shit gets me every time!

HolographicPop

Pencils are really arrogant sometimes...

Rob martin

What about the poop on the wall

ByeRed

I wanna play call of duty shoot a man

Savannah

YOU FUCKING FREAK! YOU’RE A FREAK!!

ByeRed

This man is dead… BANG!

Savannah

What is up dog?

Savannah

*Obama voice* I- uh- I’m gonna pre

Randy Savage

I'll pay you a nickel to tickle my pickle

Kanoa Howell

Oooohhh you see those magic Mike fingers going up your coooootie!! (In honor of my friend Jordan)

ByeRed

A KEY, KEE-EEE-EEY, KEY!

Alex Aakers

“That’s not your mom is it?” From wind walker

simrell

fuck your father fuck your father

ByeRed

what the purpose of these food… I’M A TORNADO!!!

Idle

Just take the lure!

Nik Fromm

MARK ZUCKERBURG!!!

Nik Fromm

MORE ONION, PLEASE! (From Arin’s rant about Subway)

Nik Fromm

(Last one, I promise) “I lost interest when Jon left the show.”

brianna ivey

Who the guy who invented Facebook

brianna ivey

*dan dad voice* so uhhhhh dan uhh….

ByeRed

MY DICKS FALLING OFF

TheFlapMan

30 YEARS OF JACKING OFF

Christopher Day

Have you heard the good news? The world's run by the jews. It's a small world, after all...

ByeRed

LOOK AT ME

Lydia

Sniffing buttholes / Butthole sniffing adventure

Geoy Baney

It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

Melody Mae

Bonsoir Power Bottoms!

halfdemented

When you're walking, the monkey

ByeRed

I’m gonna complete

ByeRed

C H O P P I E S

Geenie

MOAR ONION PLEASE

ToeBeanz!

Scrawny clown snatch

Triton The Lavendeer

"Starchy-ass fucking bread." Of course you want it toasted! 😏

sard

wish I could stay for a cold one

Ty

Help cohost I'm stuck in the dryer

Kyle Bender

God looking down says “just use knuckles”

Nick

"At age six, I was born without a face"

Ziggy Starfish

Or Fappin Bradley and the Bradley-verse

Jesso

“I don’t understand why the Chinese don’t just use forks and spoons”

Katie

Did you point?

T-vis

Show me your math dick!

ByeRed

I HASBRO!! DO YOU HASBRO?!?

Adam Burton

Better buckle up; this ride’s gettin’ FANCY!

Guernz

Today is football

Guernz

Kill your parents

PoeyJoey

Dang dude, I

Mister Cletus

"higgledy fucking piggledy" And "man door hand hook car door." (Wife picked the first, I picked the latter)

Memphis

CONSUME PRILOSEC

Memphis

"No. Germs." (From Devil's Third)

Memphis

Oh! And the classic "Barry! Wolfjob!"

ByeRed

HERE WE GGOOOOOOO!!!!

Memphis

FUNNYYYYY JOKE!

Kayla Martin

“Is it George Washington?”

Misstrust

Kill your parents.

Neniv Bazi

It's snowing on Mt. Fuji.

Jcreeper

THIS IS FOR YOU KING GIDERA!!!!!

Melody Dia

Then I shot, and I missed.

Rye McKiwi

with great confidence comes great womfidence.

G4beForAll

"Jennifer dumped me.."

Lagorio

then I smoked and sold my body to the government

Lagorio

Michelle, I'm gonna fuckin' pre

Breadbren

"Omg Shronic does exist,"

Karla Flores

You know what I am good, wheeeeeeeeeee -Dan (super bunny man)

Holladinkle

hey dayd–BYARGHMPHARHJGDSLK

Sorebae

More Wolfjob!

Malerie

Watch, watch, watch. 23!!!

adam amescua

Its not quite as big or as zammy as i would like

Thomas Elliott

Somebody won, and I got the uuuuhh and it was me

Thomas Elliott

Cause opportunity only comes once in a life time weeeeeeeeee!

Kirby Main

"MMmmMmMmM Funny joke"

Morten

Neuro processor, a learning computer

ByeRed

DON’T BELIEVE ME!?! LOOK AT MY EEYYYEEE RESUME!!! 30 YEARS EXPERIENCE OF JACKING OFFFF!!!!

Natasha

"Too easy" with an Australian accent

Ahhhh hmmm yes

the screen shows the name of byakuya togami ,Dan :"That's not byakuya Arin, his name is togami😏"

DivaVee

I spent it all on gambling.

Ace Lennox

I HIT IT LIKE THREE TIMES!! I think I just sharted

BackIt2JackIt

"Does that Tickle Your Pickle?!"

Ace Lennox

This time for real is real. This time is it. This done. We’re everywhere… How many times?

Ace Lennox

Arin you’re my best friend! You’re my very best friend! Arin you’re my best friend! Please don’t ever die!

Ace Lennox

You never look at me during

Kilgore

Came out the p drawing Mozart!

Finn

"Corn is TOXIC to humans - and DOGS - only!"

Mason Wall

Xmas is gunna be NUTS!

CertainSign

Frumplefranks. It's from pl franks.

Suzana Davis

“Hello there. I’ve shit my pants.” (From Pokémon Red)

yodude48

"FUUUUCK!" Literally any rage compilation.

Jake Jarvis

It's all Monika, it's always been Monika

Anonymous

MY DICK'S FALLIN' OFF!

Ares

UHHH UHHH MYYY PUUUSSSYYY!!!

Cornelius

I thought you deflated.

Sam Rush

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "Arin..."

Jax

Welcome to Walmart… you must die

Ollie Smiles

*whispers "The Jews faked the moon landing." (from the ASMR power hour)

Onejob

I want you to beg

David

Shronic, take the shot, poop like a regular man,

Proto520

Bienvenue power bottoms!

Stockton Myers

I BIRTHED YOU FROM MY MIND VAGINA!!!

Stockton Myers

BOP BOW!…..like what you see boys?

Mithras

Independent nutsack

Magpie

How do the kids in the club do it?!

Anonymous

Suzy, we gotta jingle jangle problem on our hands. Santa’s going NUTS!

Isaac Thomas

I am the video game boy I am the one who wins!!!!

All Meshed Up

That's Arin, I'm Dan, there is no god, this is Sonic Heroes!

Kitt

Today is football

Josh Gomez

"JUST LOOK AT MY BODYYY"

Mochi

RED PLANT, BLUE PLANT, PURPLE PLANT

Zelphas

Jennifer dumped me.

Nukin Futs

doot doot do do kill your parents

Josh (edited)

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2026-09-06 14:00 FUckingCLAM!!!!11
2021-11-10 16:23 FUCKING CLAM!!!

FUCKING CLAM!!!

Dragunov342

PIAZ'NSHIiiiIIT!CHEEeeeEEZ!

ottorulz

look at these blacks OOOH MYYY GgGgGODdDdD

Desiree Knox

IT WAST DYIN-- I THINK I SHARTED MYSELF

Anonymous

today is football, the carbuncle ate itself, the rumor come out

Anonymous

Am I about to see your skyward sword?

uwu

aunt jemima titty fuck

Taylor

MORE ONION PLEASE

Zainy_Skyhawk

Arin: Is that updog? Dan: what is up dog?

Zainy_Skyhawk

Mother! Get my celebratory clean diaper!

Chase Blucker

Plump, sweet, and beggin for cream

Gabe Brown

Crab: fuck your father

Gabe Brown

At age 6 I was born without a face

Gabe Brown

the bananas has gone bad

Ranmi

Goddammit Ross

Max Attack

“Deez nuts! GOTTEM”

Max Attack

“What’s up dawg?”

Walker Rietema

“Great voice work arin” “Fuck you” “Wow”

Ryan F

Hangin out with all the fish……, more fish come around

Anonymous

"Unavoidable chin move!"

Nate

Tennis

That Guy

oh look, big zam

christopher houck

Just because you're a man doesn't mean you can't have sex with me - Dan providing a voice for Nidorina

Coley Martin

out the pussy drawing fucking Mozart

Harpy

WE'RE PLAYING FUCKING GUBBLE

Byron Gilley

What kind of guy are you are?

Anna

How's it goin' dude?

Xipz

Bien vinito power bottoms!

ByeRed

Oh shit, Oh shit, Oh fuck , Oh shit I don’t have any Estus Flasks… DIEEE!

Zach

Oreo-Rotated Scrotum

Anonymous

It is a sickness in Uganda

Gill

Thank you for your thermos

iiono

Today is football

Niko

MY PUSSY ACHES FOR MORE POKÉMON

Jaxtronaut

Like, Comment, and SURVIVE

Eli Kolbo

I can tell you where the poop is

Melody Dia

🎶Shnigidi-ding-dong!~🎵

Ven the Mage

DING DONG BING BONG MAN, RATED R STARTS FRIDAY

Carlyn

Does Bruno Mars is gay?

Ruth

Pretzels dopped in mustard

Anonymous

"Welcome, welcome... you must die"

Anonymous

If you shit in a bowl of rice krispies.

Quinnley

“this is the sound of you burning in hell”

Ben Church

🎶Looks like you have a baby penis🎶

Minseok Kim

What the heck is going on here

Matty

We're goin a butt sniffing adventure!

TinkerxxHell

🎶 Can't get 'nugh of that sugar crisp...🎶

cmack

"COCK IN MY ASS, FUUUCK"

Sarah Flora

WHERE THE PUSSY PRODUCTS AT?!

Coatrack

"You think Sonic shits?"

Oberon

Buscuse me!? You think I can eat all of that by myself? Bitch I don't know your life!

Abi Macedo

What the fruity juicy fuck is wrong with me

Jake Zufolo

I’ve been dodging it for so many years, I just gotta bite the bullet and go to a diaper cafe.

Jake Zufolo

*in that weird sickanimation Mickey mouscapade voice* jeez, you open u a locked treasure chest to get a key, ISNT THAT ASS BACKWARDS

Jake Zufolo

This games a bunch of poopy ass dicks, covered in chocolate feces

Jake Zufolo

Chick Alfredo, Mac and cheese.. Lasagna, fucken, Mac and cheese with some meat in it.. it’s all Mac and cheese dude

Angela

"I have... no money.." 'Why??' [Grumbling] "cause I spent it all on gambling.."

Angela

"F**k your father, f**k your father"

SharkSquid47

Well hello there, I’ve shit my pants

A.M.

The Borrowers

A.M.

Avogadro's Number

M.S.Kelshie

MY DAD WORKS AT NINTENDO

M.S.Kelshie

At age 6 I was born without a face

Ali

Bienvenue, power bottoms!

Pegi Mirkhani

🎶dududu du dududu dududu fuck your dad🎶

Pegi Mirkhani

gotta put on the boat hat pftpftpft

Dillon

Kill your parents

James

MORE WOLFJOB!

Bryce Maddox

I’m a martyr I’m a farter!

Jorp

Kill your parents

Greyson Snyder

It’s not bad! It’s not good. It’s not food.

Erin Porter

Father are we going fishing?

Elio Iannotti

fuck my asshole! Fuck it raw, with THIRTY DICKS! One after another, fill me up with your seed babyyyy

Gill

“Yo how my dic-tate!”

CNash2099

"WE'RE PLAYING FUCKING GUBBLE"

Joseph

It's snowing on Mount Fugi

Nef

Consume Prilosec

Adam Starr

C is for Cranberries!

Adam Starr

What, you think I came out the pussy drawing Mozart?

Adam Starr

The carbuncle ate itself

Ozwald Otaku

Don’t forget who made you cum.

SkyHaven

I made him drink gasoline.

Jonah Weber

vote for the "dont forget who made you cum" guy

Mal

Infinadagger!!!

Sweateryams

Anytime they first meat Zelda in the 3D Legend of Zelda games I laugh every time I watch those moments.

Xcarmi50

Fortress of Solitude, baby! 23!

Gill

I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT NUTSACK

Ziggy Pearce

These Magic Mike fingers all up in your COOTER!!

Ziggy Pearce

Fuck suckajin' managers always fucky sucky forgetty to send shit goddammit.

Micky Richings

"Who's dick do I gotta suck to suck a dick around here" - Arin/Wrong Number Guy

Tyrant King

Perfectly 28 characters -- "Drawing Mozart out the pussy"

Jason

Tammauld!

SirBearPC

I like the word "scurryfunge."

GreenePlayer1

“Look, Giant Bird. First I shoot, then we eat? Eggs must be delicious if huge.”

Nate

“Event cards represent hectic events that Kenny G must overcome using JAZZ”

Victor Huynh

At the age of 6 I was born without a face

Tanner Vinyard

OH SHIT I'M OUT OF ESTUS FLASKS....DIEEEEEEEE

Cade011

Quasimodo

Shea Egan

arin how does darude sandstorm go

Shea Egan

spider punch, spider kick, spider kyyussss???

Shea Egan

I shidded and fardded all over those horny ass tiddys

Hontr

From their "Wheel of Fortune Junior Edition: Thing - PART 1" episode: "YOUDONSRONT NAKLONAT MAMM"

Hontr

From their "Oven-roasted friendship for the WIN!!! - Wheel of Fortune" episode: Oven-Roasted Scrotums

Majid Alsamhan

NINE ROTS (wheel of fortune w jacob anderson)

Rae

You, are insulting my favorite game, and I will fuck you!

John

What's Updog?

Hypnoseros

My asshole burns, my asshole burns

Kevin Baird

All he wanted was some mush

Nick Fleming

There is a 90% chance you will fart. Pffff

Ace Decker

"I'm like a goddamn gigolo about to explode, but everyone at the unicorn bukake is saying '3 more minutes, at least.'"

Lpnlmr

great googly moogly

Alex Glover

One smart fellow, he felt smart followed by can you spell Dan? I know 3 letter words are your weakness

Shea Egan

feeeelin gooood on a wednesday… sparkling thoughts

Shea Egan

one fart smello he smelt fart

Kayden Cox

Papples are pear apples

Bryanna

30 years experience of jackin off

Mike Morris

At age 6 I was born without a face

Just.B.Kinde

ITS BEEN 3 MINUTES THE DOG IS DEAD

Just.B.Kinde

YOU TOLD ME THIS WASNT GONNA BE SCARY

Just.B.Kinde

why are you here? UNSUBSCRIBE

Matt Bassel

The carbuncle ate itself.

Peter F

It's snowing on Mount Fuji

Maya Valentine

"All the King Henrys were France." - Knowledge Trainer (20:54).

Keith Hoover

"DursevaveurermynamesArinthisisDaaaan"

Ramen

Sucking ass and kickin' dick

Anonymous

"MARK ZUCKERBERG"

Halcyon

This might be too late, but, "It tastes bad but good!"

Wendi gooned

I bet Obama watches game grumps

Liam Nicol

Welcome to the Ten Catchy Minute Power Hour!

Jules

Ring ting ting ting

Quailub

*sniff Arin and exhale in disgust* Arin, take a shower, it's the ten-minute power hour! I failed the assignment, don't use it. unless?

Quailub

Are you jokin' my yokin' dan?

Quailub

vacuums frickin suck *vacuum up the dinos*

Quailub

*point a cross at the dinos* Requiescat in Pace *the dinos are consumed by the holy light of jewsus*

Quailub

I'm only now just realized I completely failed the assignment, but I'm too lazy to fix them -man with terminal lazines (me)

Quailub

IGNORE ME

Cork

“YOU FUCKED ME KIRBY”

Faxis The Fox

"Don't take this out of context"

dimmwad

"Flange" <--- not sure why but i always found this word funny

BandiPat

"Keep it high off a doodie"

Kelsey

eat prilosec

Austin Beard

ooohh this is old. I am upshetti spaghetti