June 2022 - $1 Apology Email (Patreon)

Hello [YOUR NAME],

This month, we were right on our way to return your crisp $1 bill to you, and then the wind swept it from our hands and into a storm gutter. Everything seems to be alright, though, as a young man wearing a clown outfit is within the gutter and seems ready to return it to us at any moment. So, there is no cause for alarm! We’ll get it from him straight away. In the meantime, we’ve debited your card on file for $1.

Thanks and have a happy [mid-summer festival aligning with region of Patreon subscriber].