You decide to suplex the ancient ballerina shoe ghost that consumed the mind of your dear friend and canine companion, Bingo Nights. You’ve seen enough WWE Monday Night Raw and a few episodes of WWE Tuesday Morning Cooked to know - this is no small task. So you slide behind Bingo’s dog body, wrap your carrot arms around him, tighten up as he squirms, and use all your carrot strength to leap into the air.
At the peak of your jump, Bingo Nights and the ghost possessing him stop struggling. They turn to you, in creepy horror movie impossible neck turn fashion -
‘THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IN A LONG TIME THAT I’VE EVER BEEN HUGGED’
You don’t know what to say, so you don’t say anything.
‘WHAT A SPECIAL MOMENT. CAN WE BE FRIENDS? EVEN THOUGH I POSSESSED YOUR DOG FRIEND?’
You flip in the air, ready to drop the dog-ghost on it’s head with the weight of a thousand suns and the fury of vengeance ordinarily reserved for live television on USA Network and now Peacock at 8pm on Monday nights. As you do so, you consider the ghost’s proposal. It appears to you in your mind that you have three options as you fall to certain violence and destruction, and the hopeful exorcism of the ghost from Bingo.
After the finished suplex, will you:
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