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Fan Fiction Story Time - ET x Elliot, My Immortal Chapter 1 (Patreon)

Published:
2023-12-20 20:00:05
Edited:
2025-05-22 17:51:41
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2026-06
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The first story we read is truly disgusting and we're sorry. You've been warned. If you'd like to skip it, Dan starts reading My Immortal at the 16:25 mark. 

If you'd like to submit a fan fiction for us to read, you can! Just click this link ► https://forms.gle/b3ig5PEdagX9AxPdA

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Kit Geraghty

i am curious about how many people submitted my immortal, i imagine it was a popular one

Sawyer

Oh fuck yeah, this is what the people needed in this holiday season

AmandaMarieLang

how did this get so intensely terrible 😭😭🤣🤣

NamesEva

I definitely skipped the first story after getting maybe 2 minutes in, but the second story was great 😂

Lee

I'm a huge fan of fanfiction and a writer of fanfic myself, and I take the craft of writing fic very seriously. And this series is my favorite thing Game Grumps has ever done!

SyllySyb

Honestly the ET one could have been a whole lot worse. Or the internet has just desensitized me to shit like that

Jcreeper

YEEEAAAAAHHHHH MY IMMORTAL LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO!!!!!!

Victor Blas

Those author notes killed me

browneyedharpy

Poor Eliot's mom. That laundry isn't gonna do itself.

shamelessawong

I'm gonna need no more of the first fanfic and the ENTIRETY of the rest of My Immortal, please and thank you

Melissa

Yeah...im gonna need more of Dan reading My Immortal with Arin laughing uncontrollably in the background.

Sara Stuart

Oof, that first one is too weirdly personal for human consumption but My Immortal is classic. I love these episodes.

Sibsey

Please no more ElliotxET😭 I beg of you. But I need a full episode of My Immortal with wigs and multiple speaking parts ASAP

Sterfri 123

Very descriptive and not descriptive at all for the ET one lol Danny I really hope this isn't suffering for you :)

Kitten Arcader

This is a moment in my life and now it has passed.

Dronsie

yeah reading my immortal in its entirety is now a requirement. thanks for this !

0Poole

If you dare to do My Little Pony fanfiction, the classics Rainbow Factory or Cupcakes would be great (don't worry, they're horror, not porn)

BlopKitsune

Please dear god I can't believe you went for My Immortal in episode TWO 😭☠️☠️☠️☠️

Rolexsige

Totally should read Cupcakes 🤣

thescarletpaperback

1:43 Dan's realization that he may dread what he's about to get into

danny!!!

i would like to never hear arin say the word cunt in this context again. nor any of the words that prefaced and followed that word. i wish i could go back to 22 minutes ago before i heard that story.

scott m

I once read a Care Bears fan fic that had a sex scene. It was intense

Bex Marie

I would love a spin off of just the two of them reading through My Immortal

sammywhatammy

i'm sorry for enjoying how miserable Danny is

Kim Britnell

3 and a half minutes in...yeah I'm gonna skip to My Immortal. Elliot was a literal child, no thanks.

Matt B

more of my immortal please

interrobang - ptang

I cannot form words for how utterly... I can't watch ET again.

Jgorch13

i love this so much

Jessalyn

My first exposure ever to My Immortal. Dear god.

Jesun

Please finish reading My Immortal in future episodes! I would love to see Danny and Arin react to the creative spelling and unique storyline.

Sara Dara

This episode was such a rollercoaster of emotions for me!!!

Miss Tooni

Please read more My Immortal, it's so much more fun and less uncomfortable than E.T. fanfic

Hope Gilbert

Imagine if you laboured a full-term pregnancy, birthed a boy who you and your partner pour your entire souls into the effort of loving and raising him, watch him grow up to even cheer him on as he walks the graduation stage to accept his diploma, be so proud of him and excited for his adult years, to then discover he, the one you delivered into this world, wrote E.T. and Elliot - Coming Back to Me.

Ivan

I… hate this xD WHYYYY?! 😭😭😭

Sarah Blikre

That E.T. story is quite possibly the most upsetting thing I’ve ever heard. More please.

CobaltTJ

Wow that ET story was truly vile, why was there cock vore and ass juice? nvm I already know and I wish I didnt

Daniel F. Draton

Hey guys, just wanted to say first time being on your patreon and i wanted to thank you peeps for helping through alot of hard times. Been going strong on chemotherapy since i was 15 years old(Currently 22) and whenever they pump that sucker through my vein i pop on a good ol game grumps video. Pretty crazy to see how time flies by. from super mario sunshine, to pokemon, mario maker, sonic riders etc. Thanks for the memories fellas and keep up the good work!

Daniel Salgado

We all know the E.T one was written by Hifumi yamada, the ULTIMATE FANFIC CREATOR

Nick53321

Dude, I have a slightly similar story and I always pop them on when I get my infusions! Stay strong fellow Lovely.

Biggles

I'm a simple man, I see that the GG Patreon includes fanfic reads, I subscribe. I've been on the fence for a while but you know what, I've been watching GG since the very first ep back in 20whenever, so it was inevitable I suppose. So happy to be here, love the stuff!

Nathan T

I am equally horrified and fascinated at the escalation of this episode over the last.

Carl Nelson

This is exactly the kind of content I wanted from the game grumps

Stephanie Paich

God, I don't think that first one could have been much worse. One of the ugliest creatures in any movie mind fucked a character everyone only knew before as a child, and said character starts to turn into a woman while leaking disgusting fluids from every orifice described in great detail

Da_Wynz

*Please* make a special segment for to you guys finish reading My a Immortal?

Da_Wynz

PLEASE post it on the form

Katie East

I can't express how much I need the grumps to read more of My Immortal for when Dumbledore shows up, I need it like water.

Marissa Mason

I have to applaud the editors for the stock image choices. Hilarious

Sarah Tasseff

Kinda jelly of the flower smelling cum tbh. I’m good never hearing that story again. 😭😂

Adam Pfeiffer

Keep going with My Immortal! Heck, do a chapter or two in each fan fic video!

Keirik

My Immortal is too much of a masterpiece for a one-off. pls keep going

Ezra Jones

When I saw the commercial on youtube of y'all reading My Immortal I immediately bought a patreon subscription.

Tommy

Same tho💀

Biggles

My Immortal’s author’s notes really are the hidden gems in that car crash of syntax.

Biggles

At some point I’m gonna see Arun react to “AND DOBBY WAS WATCHING”, and you know what? I’m here for it

Christina Ciccone-Ciardullo

I was one of the people that submitted My Immortal, might have been one of the first, so BLESS you for reading this!!

Psiconic

Best Christmas present ever. Please do more My Immortal, it's so horribly bad and wonderful

Arieana Eberle

I can not express the horror of the first one

Sarahmonster

That ET one was... um... whoa

Kon

Guys… I just signed up for this expecting a silly goofy time. This was my first thing I watched as a patron😂💀 WTF

Julian S

I can't believe this is the crossover event for my special interests.

Quinn_Spooples

You know it’s rough when Arin literally has to stop before reading something 🤣

Jak

Steven Spielberg: Man, I’d really love to make a film about a little alien guy befriending a child! 40 years later: THIS.

Joey

Same

MewzieArt

I was eating a bagel during the first one, thanks guys 💕 Also you guys HAVE to read more My Immortal, I’ve read it a few times and it’s a MASTERPIECE

Lisa Buijteweg

I literally cried because I laughed so hard, these are fantastic. I subbed for this, hope we get a lot more of these!

Nikki-John-Wicky

Disovered "My Immortal" around the time I discovered Game Grumps. Now, at last, they have come together, and I want MORE!

Lucas A

God, this series needs to continue...imagine if/when they get to MLP fanfic.

Lucas A

I was choking laughing the whole time at the ET thing, but that being said let's never revisit it again.

nickel

oh this is SO worth 5 dollars

Arin C.

The whole time I was just thinking "I spent £10 to see this content" but you know what? Worth every penny 10/10

The Bungler

ouroboros cock.............

Eric Baker

Wellllp, made it about halfway through. Love that you guys are doing this, but I’ll definitely be skipping from now on 😵‍💫😅 Edit: nvm I skipped ahead to My Immortal, please finish that entire story I will watch every episode

Charlie Kemp

Confused as to why they have "please like and subscribe. Thanks for watching." In Hangul subtitles but big fan of them reading the infamous my immortal 😂

Kado Harp

I don’t really love it. I spent money on this

Dakota Petrich

As soon as Dan said classic I thought of my immortal and idk how I feel about being right

Hachi Tandeki

Ive watched this, and I loved it <3

bambii

As horrific as the first story was, I am loving this series. Also wouldn’t be mad if y’all did a my immortal chapter every episode haha love to hear their full read through of that classic but also being exposed to insane fics like the first one is quite culturally enlightening

asapaints

I literally cannot wait for more of this

Jayera

That first fanfic was probably the worst thing I've ever had read to me but it was worth the wait for My Immortal

GrateScott95

I was hoping they'd eventually get to My Immortal 🤣

Silver

Im here for this

BassGrumble Nat

Arin’s face at 9:44 after realising “came” is the correct past tense, fucking, floored me 😂 Awesome video!!

Henzoid

Saw Dan reading My Immortal on today's grumps episode. FASTEST $5 I've ever spent in my entire life.

skilareve

The vibe in this really makes me feel so warm and happy. They both look so good. Lighting is perfect. - I brought my mom to your live show in El Cajon and when I yelled "I love you!" She asked me how I meant it and I explained to her that I meant it like a daughter to her fathers. You each have basically raised me alongside my mom so it was a really special moment to get to share it with her. Thank you both !! - My childhood is being healed by these lovely and super innocent bed time stories!

Liberty

Oh my god this was worth every penny I am in pain from laughter. This is NOT safe for human consumption.

David Webster

I adore this, please never stop.

Liya

Did I subscribe to the Patreon specifically to hear you guys read My Immortal? Yes, yes I did.

indigoire

Please just continue to read My Immortal, you haven't even gotten to the best parts. It goes waaaay off the rails.

Crocadillius

Please finish My Immortal. It gets so beautifully insane I consider it art because of how good/bad it is

Kyle Tucker

More My Immortal please! I never subscribed to a Patreon faster in my life.

MoldyFireflies

Hey guys! Please read Loud House Revamped! It is longer than all of Shakespeares work combined. If you look up ‘longest piece of literature’ you will find this.

Hailey Kelly

That first one was truly a hard listen.

Reverend Jim Jones

I need more my immortal read by Dan. It gets so crazy.

Colleen

Please please please continue reading My Immortal! The way Dan read it is perfect and I need to see their reactions to the later parts of the story!!

linda

god bless

Valkier Kato

Please, I joined the Patreon just for My Immortal. I need you to continue it! I'll stick around, I won't cancel I promise just read the rest of it I beg you!!!

Adam

I'm kind of amazed Arin hadn't heard of My Immortal.

Uncoolest_Evar

Long time Game Grumps fan, but I'll be straight I only made the move to Patreon just for My Immortal. The only thing I was disappointed about was you didn't read nearly enough. I'm glad everyone else in the comments feels the same way.

VenomBoss

That first story....I have no words. Genuinely disturbed.

VenomBoss

I'd think even Hifumi has standards.

Canni’s Creations

Putting in my 2 cents to say I JUST JOINED YOUR PATREON TO HEAR DAN READ MY IMMORTAL. PLEASE READ MORE

Jennifer Miller

That first story is *absolutely* not fit for human consumption.

BunnyX

I almost tapped out watching during the first one that was horrible LOL edit: PLEASE CONTINUE MY IMMORTAL

E.K. Weaver

I'm only a few minutes in and Dan has already gone through the 5 stages of grief several times

Nora Hopeless

Do you think they've seen the giving tree fan fic? I can't remember if I heard about it from them first or from the McElroys 💀😂

Space Cat

Yeah I don’t usually get uncomfortable just from hearing a story, but man that first one made me want to vomit immediately, but it just kept getting worse. I agree with Dan, that’s the worst piece of literature I’ve ever had the misfortune of experiencing.

Stanzi Hattermann

I haven't heard of my immortal now I have to go look it up Please keep reading it seems interesting!

Page

It's nice to know that in the year of our lord 2024, My Immortal is still being read.

Emily Hoselton

I need more My Immortal, it just gets better and better

Tanner Vinyard

I love how it's just the Hyrule Historia lmao

Headhunter

PLEASE READ MORE OF MY IMMORTAL!!!! XD

Sean

where tf is zabe? they need a doctor

pascalities

More My Immortal pls, but also Hans Von Hozel's Dragonball Z fanfiction

SimpleHouseCat

Like quite a few here, I just joined GG’s Patreon for My Immortal. Please keep going!

Megan Ropa

I need them to read all of My Immortal

Samantha Anaya

Joining Patreon to hear Danny read My Immortal is the single best $5 investment I have ever made in my life. Please read more

Michael Alonso

The gentle music behind ET fanfiction is so insulting to my intelligence lmao

TheSoapPope

Never have I read my immortal, I have only heard wispers, so happy I got to hear my favorite little guys read this as my first experience!

Max

if we're doing fanfic classics we gotta suggest the milk fic

Caitlin D

I’ve never taken so much psychic damage in my life after hearing that ET fanfiction

Specter442

I love how the ET story would give almost poetic descriptions of his orgasm only to immediately break it with something like "His dick was rock hard!"

Beef

So Timmy what was your favorite Patreon post ever? “I have no time for your childish banalities father. Things are DIFFERENT now”

Maddox

I feel like I need a shower.

Nick Koabel

I paid money to hear this. I'm having nightmares while awake now.

Tangerine Nova

Hopefully! Oh, and The Beej. But that’s just me

Emi Charms

I love the twilight music in the background.

Sean

>Reads the warning "Oh, come on - it can't be THAT bad." Spoilers: It WAS that bad

Benji the Hedgeling

I will say, do not eat anything while listening to the first story, as it can make you physically gag while eating even the lightest of yogerts

Cassandra Smith

When it's so effed up you have to watch it twice.

BeeOhBee

I hate that I wanted to know throughout this entire story who Kamackla (don't correct me I don't care about the spelling) is

Aubrey

The first story is Ike’s revenge after the boys dissed on his green bean casserole in the thanksgiving 10mph 😂

Marissa

That first story was crazy. Not fit for human consumption indeed.

EntityLvr

For some reason I keep rewatching this. It's like, I need to see if it's just as weird each time. And so far my conclusion is that, yes. It's still weird. More research may be required though. Edit: Further research has revealed that it will always be weird....further research may be needed to make sure.

Magicalbunbun

Nooooo I wanted Danny to read the good charlotte concert scene

PopcornGoddess

My Immortal is such a perfect slice of internet/fanfiction history simply because it blurs the lines between parody, trolling, and sincere love for 2000's teen mall goth culture and Harry Potter so perfectly. I am such a fan of it, and am a connoisseur of dramatic readings of it.

p8ton8

As a m/m fic writer I hate "ass juices"

EntityLvr

same. I shared it with my other writer friend and she was just as disgusted by it XD

Alex Williams

I need them to read more chapters from both of those stories.

CJ.Tortle

I joined patreon just so I could watch this stuff. Been waiting for the fanfiction episodes since Sonic playthrough xD thanks lads!

Annie Bananie

Still a better love story than Twilight.

Annie Bananie

But fr, I lost count of how many times I had to pause to process what I was hearing before the 5 min mark. Now at 9:39 min in, I'm horrified that it has only gotten worse LOL

Painted Freddie

Those are certainly all words I had to hear

Chols

really rethinking watching this one while eating dinner and I’m only 6 minutes in 😭

Mal

I have some memories of reading My Immortal with someone who is no longer in my life. This is more cathartic than y’all know. Nature is healing. 🦇

Elizabeth Baphometsolutely

My husband is judging me because I have sbassbear compilations going in the bg while watching this. I gotta put throw on gg in the background so I can watch gg

Paloma/ Noodle

Dans fucking slow blinks in the beginning 😂😂😂😭

Gabrele Martin

I'm so happy to finally be apart of this so I can hear these! I wish it would play til the end but that's probably my phone bad. 😊☺️😂😂😂

Anonymous201K

I'm gonna need more of the ET story. I need more, please. It's terrible and hilarious.

Tired Orchid

Takin me back to highschool with the my immortal reading

Media Breakdown

This ET story alone was worth 5 dollars. 😂😂😂

Kai Scott

didnt expect hypno-feminization when signed up for this, but here we are

Kai Scott

Also, do not eat while watching the first fic. Bad idea.

chocochip

i'm a jaded ao3 user and that et fic literally made me nauseous. i'm thoroughly impressed

Laynee Bryan

Same. That's the stuff I try to nope out of real quick...

Aurora lane

Same here and I once went on an A03 prawn bender with this one super long fic for nights straight (Maybe don't always search with word count...) and that ET fic was still intense. I have never read a fic that perverted and genuine about it.

Eric M

It was a mistake to sit down to dinner and watch this

Hunter hall

It's named after a evanescence but she's all about mcr

Etain

I'm with Dan on this one. At least I can skip if I choose... lol

Sean

Next time Ike says, "Not fit for human consumption", please take heed. Good Lord.

Jessica

Dan is so disappointed 💀

Sandor Kryze

This episode made my body hurt

Katie Gray

The best part of My Immortal isn't the story, but the drama between the author and Raven. The Sweater Debacle.

Hikari Invictus

666th like. Normally I'd be stoked... But when it comes on ET Day, it is but a hollow victory...

N8Nefarious

Me at 00:00 reading the description: "Could it REALLY be that bad?" Me by 16:25: *thousand-fan stare*

N8Nefarious

Also, I loved this...I'm just not gonna be the one to break 666 likes. 🤘

Gunderson

Now that I've heard the E.T. story, that's all I ever want from this series. What, after all, is Game Grumps without extensive descriptions of semen?

Dana-sv

I'm safely getting through the first story while reading the comments.. hilarious misery loves company lol

Janne

listen ive read some pretty crazy fanfics, so the content of the first story isnt that bad to me. but to have a person read it OUT LOUD?? and its ARIN?? im shriveling up from the cringe hhhsdfh

dubblejinx (katie)

I don’t care how many times I’ve read My Immortal, Dan reading it just slays me in a way I can’t describe

T_Skillet

I knew it was gonna be bad if there was a timestamp to skip it... I was not prepared.

Jooniper Lynn

First one still isn't as bad as that one One Direction one

Kiwi

Uh hoping that first story was in fact not viewed by either of your parents lolol

Fumpy Dinkle

I wonder who's gonna be strong enough to submit the milk fic

arrie

The slow page turn in silence was AGONIZING

Alicia Weatherholt

I can’t believe y’all were reading my immortal the whole time and I didn’t know… right under my nose. I should have known… I’m such a fool

Pippa Pilgrim (Bailey)

I quite drunkenly read "My Imortal" to an audience at an author's convention a few years ago. It always goes down a treat. You should have a look at something called "Crappy Pastas" like creepy pastas, but intentionally bad.

Code 2

Ike. Give me my money back. I can't get passed 5:58 without dropping my phone and hiding LOL

Anonymous201K

Finding out there will be an ET sequel next summer really changes a lot. Maybe...

TheNonchalantNacho

Any time I think I'm ready to hear the entirety of My Immortal, I get about 2 chapters in and my body screams at me to stop.

CR Ryan

Really wish youtube would let you monetize shit like this lmao

Pixeldonkey95

Just subbed to the Patreon, can’t wait to see the rest of these

INCREDABAD

really hope they read all of my immortal 😂

Miralee Jay

Honest to gods, I got the Patreon for this specific episode of this. I just got to the part where Dan starts to read and I'm nothing if not hopeful for the best experience of my life

Alexandra

Whoever wrote that ET fanfic is not seeing the gates of heaven

Ashley Cross

Equal cringe for very different reasons

John

There needs to be a version of this with the entirety of the ET story bleeped out, so we can just watch Dan become more and more horrified

RavishingSeas

“Cummed?” “What would you have said” “Came?” “Smarty pants over here” 😂

RavishingSeas

Dans face during the incredible amounts of unnecessary detail lmao

CJ Gagne

The person that wrote it found the bar in hell on the ground and still decided to limbo dance.

CJ Gagne

"I can pull the plug on this show" is fucking me up I'm laughing so hard I'm a mess I'm just not used to normal, everyday folks experiencing A/B/O hypno feminization and I'm a sobbing giggling mess I'm so sorry dan

CJ Gagne

Quick to add that my immortal only describes things that can be placed on a body. She never gives a real physical description. Arin, Dan. Are you boys ready to be Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way?

Amber

Dan has probably the most cheerful Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way voiceover I have ever heard.

EARTHRISE

*Dark'ness, lovelies. Lolololol

ArborealSquid

The first story is even more hilarious with the sound off

Ash Linden

The fact that I was expecting to be more disturbed by the first story shows how desensitized I have become. And honestly I should feel ashamed but guilt is a useless emotion.

chelsea lyon

That’s why you have other people read it, so you get second hand cringe.

Black Guffy

I was eating mashed potatoes while I watched this 🤮

RandalJandal

I'm so excited for my immortal! As a die-hard drarry reader in my teens, and as a lover of mcr and gc 😜 this foray into my fandom's cultural history is long overdue, for me. And also that ET fic really is rivaling for the worst thing I've heard/read and that is saying a LOT Emotional Rollercoaster on this one, boys! I love it

Parker Borden

I have seen way too much monster hentai to be super bothered by the ET story

Jezzibolt

I’m a person of morbid curiosity. I’ve seen some shit but I always get a say in the matter. This is just Ike torturing Arin and Dan. Someone had to A) write this story and post it online (honestly not surprising), B) submit said story to this show, and C) approve this story for the Grumps to read.

AirenMarie

Another one to check out--not a crappy pasta but still notoriously bad--is "Blood Whistle." Also "I Hate You." Marvelous purple prose 😂

Odin Blaine

I'm so glad I finally subscribed to see this absolute horror (all that I see)

Odin Blaine

"Pink ass juice" killed me i had to pause to collect myself

Adversary777

A TINY bit of constructive criticism (Not about E.T that was perfect 👌🔥) The audio kinda cuts in and out a bit and it keeps making me adjust my earbud volume and now I feel slightly schizophrenic lol

lance havok

So glad I finally subscribed this is epic cringe but epic

lance havok

How many time have you head sombody read this to have ppl to compare him to?

Rachel

So glad this was the first video I watched after joining. I thought I had been desensitized to fanfiction. But that ET one made me realize..... *Obama voice* Not so. But My Immortal is still so worth it :3

Andrea Warren

"Pink ass juice" I'll never be able to toss that phrase out of my mind. Thanks, boys. As if childhood trauma wasn't enough 😩🤣

Emily Metz

Sounds like the author of My Immortal is a fan of Harmony Hippogriff 😂

Daeryl

this is almost as bad as Rhett and Link reading explicit fanfics about themselves

cheese_skills

did I just hear arin read ET omegaverse?!

Blockhead

Dude, I was CRYING so hard my stomach hurt as Arin rattled off obscenities about ET in huge run-on sentences. That shit was art.

Anonymous201K

i hate that I can follow what is happening in the first story. I wish I didn't know. But seeing them laughing and reading fanfiction is really funny. I think the E.T story is my second favorite, only because My Immortal is the top tier story. I'd never heard it before, so experiencing it for the first time, is such a gift.

Into the Mari Verse

Editor, using that stock footage @7:05....💀 you're bad for that

Kyah Fyah

The part about Eliot's ass juices is a great soundtrack to poo by. You feel less alone

Brandan Alfred

Man... That first story almost made me puke but also had me almost crying in laughter...

Artufex

I'm so glad I decided to pay $5 to see this 🤣😂🤣

Katie A Lach

Dan rethinking his career choice at 6:20 lol

Kim Colleary (lovely_critter)

I just have this picture in my head of Dan coming home from this, and Ashley asking him how his day went and he just said I don't want to talk about it...

Aaron S

You can see the life leaving his eyes as it went on, only to be revived by My Immortal [Bring Me To Lyfe]

Joshua Ault

So was he really athletic, or pretty athletic?

Colby H

Some how I made it through the et part but couldn't handle the HP fan fic

Phioes

Thanks guys, this was a horrible experience 👍

cat!! :D

thanks! time for me to finally pick up a religion because i think that's the only way i can recover from this! <3

Tostito

What the fuck am I listening to

Mark

Need more My Immortal

gooseinajesterhat

That ET one made me violently uncomfortable what is this 😭

Stefan P

The sequel to the first episode’s first story: Zrek and Obama

Oophaga Pumilio, P.I.

Okay so i read the rest of the et fic (its incompete) and it gets so much worse its like a car crash you cant look away

Chicady 1212

“NO BALLS” “No balls…” “His balls are INSIDE” “Thank you”

Olivia Collins

I can barely listen to this one.. 🤣

Olivia Collins

Also this music sounds straight outta twilight

Mr. Trippy Slip'n'Fall

Personally I can't really relax properly after work until I've got my bed nice and coated with my pink ass juice. Burrito time!

Thor DWolf

Fuckin Christ, this was very much a step up for $5! I can FEEL the discomfort and confusion everyone's having as the story just keeps going. Loved it.

Coyote

Please Arin, read more wierd shit to Dan.

Alex

Well... genderbender, yay?

Gwen

Watching this while eating nutella was a mistake!!! lol

BigOlDeal

The first story made mt pregnant wife vomit in front of her mother. Definitely recommending this to everyone

LegoDash

Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way saved my worthless life and so did this video.

SlimeBinary

upon relistening to the first story i must disagree with dan, that story was written by a girl for sure

CeeBee

Watched the first episode while making food. Regret eating while watching the second..... Holy shit dood.

Shy Sheep

Thanks. I hated this. Absolutely the best $5 I’ve ever spent.

Kai Lucas Zachary

Here's what I need to know: what kind of fucked up people do you have working for you in order to find this in the first place?

Kai Lucas Zachary

No fucking lie... as a teenager, I legitimately got into a debate with a boyfriend over whether or not the past-tense of "cum" is "cummed" or "came" LOL. I was on Dan's side; ex-boyfriend was on Arin's.

Kelarys

nah, the balls being on the inside was the least weird part to me, as I've been designing alien races for a novel, focusing heavily on the idea that most authors arbitrarily decide that since we have it, our anatomy is clearly superior, and thus every alien should also have it, which is dumb. I'm talking literally everything, from having 4 limbs to being born as babies, from needing to excrete waste, to, absolutely, having the balls on the outside, which we evolved to have because the sperm would die from the heat if they were on the inside. Instead of, I don't know, HAVING BETTER SPERM? Nah, let's put the most vulnerable part of our body in the most easily accessible place. Like we weren't a weak ass garbage species enough already So that was a singular good moment in what otherwise was a nightmare I will never recover from.

RetroMG

Me, seeing the warning on the episode: Eh, how bad could it be? Me, 8 minutes late: Okay, what was the timestamp to skip?

Skiibo

Currently doing my taxes with this playing in the background. I can’t believe this is my adult life.

Kai Lucas Zachary

"I haven't read this, but I would read this for a live audience."

Sally Sociopath

Doing other people's taxes while this plays in the background. I can't believe they pay me for this.

Iron

Joining other people's tax sessions just to hear this while sitting in the background. I can't believe people let me pay them for this.

Nan McVicker

Could not finish this 😵‍💫

Blizardstar

The absolute left turn from “coming of age realizing your sexuality ET/Elliot fic” to STRAIGHT UP HARD CORE FETISH KINK PORN is so violent

Feylia

Starting to think it was a bad idea to watch this while eating lunch...

TabbyStars

"Pink Ass Juice" is my next band name

Michael Maimone

The comments were at 299. I needed to make it 300

KingFarquaad

The ass juice from your pink ass

KingFarquaad

Refer to my top comment for answer

Z0MBII

I know we consider the ET thing to be a step up but trust me when I say that the rest of that Sonic Highschool story is equally insane EDIT: Just to further prove the point, I'm putting in an excerpt from one of the later chapters (with one of the character names redacted; wouldn't wanna spoil it of course) “ "NOOOO!" screamed [____] as Sonic's balls smacked into his mouth and nose and eyes like a plastic bag full of pudding. [____] looked into the sky and made an asshole face for the last time and then he turned into stone and then turned into dust and was now dead. ”

rhiakathsixx

i just got this patreon for the first time and i’m questioning whether or not this was worth $10. i feel like they owe ME money for sitting through that 😭

Kai

This alone is worth the price

Percy C

i am truly mesmerized by the et fic. i feel like it's op's journey of understanding their own sexuality. absurd and beautiful...

evasglory

Hearing that Dan has experience with My Immortal was like hearing your grandpa say he was there when they found Hitler dead or something

Kytsora Corvus

I haven't even gotten to My Immortal... I'm already DYING of laughter and exasperation

banana splitter

We paid for uncensored things like the E.T story. Pretty pissed you stopped it, sadly.

McKenna Ward

Man...My Immortal really brought me back to tumblr days as a kids. Miss them.

old aj

I'm torn between saying "Well, that escalated quickly" and "I paid $8 to hear this garbage?? Rad." But I know that in my heart, no words will ever explain the depths of my emotions as I heard that story being told.

Juice Caboose

That E.T. story- That was beyond cursed. Vile. Atrocious. An absolute abomination. 11/10

Stoiky

that e.t. story was rough

Obsydian Black

"I'm not related to Gerard Way, but I wish I was because he's a major hottie." Ebony, you are disgusting.

Nathen

I think you mean HOT

Kitt

Nothing like listening to two grown men at work read ET fanfiction… that was indeed a

RedFaux

Massive self report my guy

trevlikestoes

that first story....what a terrible time to have ears.

CosmicSapphic

Was that an E.T. forcefem fanfic I just listened to? Oh my god I just listened to an E.T. forcefem fanfic

Squidward

The stock video is criminal

Ryan Schell

whoever submitted the ET one, I have beef with you now

Sarah Frazier

(super vague in case anyone new is marathoning these) I came back after the Danganronpa-centered fic to re-listen to ET, and ET is still my personal nightmare fuel champion.

Dylan Cox

Same I need financial compensation to my ears

Eadaoin Cullen

I had to play Zelda while watching this because giving it my full attention was very uncomfortable ..... but my god am I so glad I am paying for this shit!

Daniel Sullivan

Coming back and relistening to this never gets easier because my brain constantly blocks out all of the disgusting details from my memory.

Dammit Hogan

I haven't seen this before, but I checked the description and comments first..I'm gonna finish eating before I press play.

MightyMouse

Im so glad I subscribed this is gold 🤣🤣

ArtilleryChelle

I feel like we’re all going to jail just for having read/heard this

Thonkytonk

nothing can ever top my friends and i collectively reading my immortal to each other in the hs cafeteria. pls dont flam

Jasper

Well, thats enough internet today.

Normal Goose

I’m not the same person I was before hearing the E.T fic 🤮

Jacob Johnson

Jesus Christ, I thought I had been completely desensitised by the internet but nope, E.T. fic is fucked

Mika Goose

Omg this is the worst

Matt K

Now I understand Lovecraftian horror where you read a book and just go mad.

Joel Beck

Well that makes 2 of us who came or whatever

Jamolicious

First episode, “heehee silly sonic” Second episode, “why am I paying to hear this😫”

Blaise

Man I just got here what the FUCK

Sinew

I WAS EATING WHILE I LISTENED TO THIS AAAA

Rai Muffin

Somewhere, Steven Spielberg sheds a single tear, and he doesn't know why... But we know. And wish we didn't.

WaveJam

I’m listening to this again and it’s always worse than I remember. How Arin is reading it makes it so much better though.

Lavender

It's episode 2 guys

Luci Basto

Being a 22 year old who has never watched ET has never been better. Literally EVERYTHING I WATCHED AS A CHILD IS PORN NOW. nothing is sacred this is why Gen Z is the way we are

Stephanie Smith

I paid just to watch Dan's reaction to the ET fan fic 😂

Weeper

Why is Dan so uncomfortable during the E.T. story? Are you telling me Mr. Ninja Sex man is too afraid to get weird?

KitVonSnookerz

I'm only 4 minutes in and I am in a fugue state. Ive spent every minute since screaming

Chris D

I have family age 17 in my next room im 30. Just no. Money was given for this 🤣

Checkered

Im so glad ive never seen et... But also, how did they not clue into this being a fetish fic? Also bless them for not clueing into this being a fetish fic.

Simon

Dear gos

Franklin

I cannot FATHOM how the my immortal writer managed to write a sentence that essentially says “I wish I was related to him because he’s hot”. Like Jesus Christ man

Nifty.Dingo

I paid to have that first story read to me. These are the choices I'm making. Amazing work fellas, holy hell 🤣🤣🤣

matt morris

Maybe I shouldn't have chosen this video as the first one to watch in this series...

Cyrena n myers

starting to think maybe i shouldn't have chosen this video to be the one i eat my lunch while watching

Zakary Lorrain

I'm rewatching them and ya that ET one has to be like bottom five for me. Not shaming for it, just wow that's rough.

Erin Roane

I grow out of my puberty form...and EAT IT

Krist (like 'wrist').

me, the second they mentioned "be more feminine": "oh god, please don't be a forced feminization fic."

Zach M.

I. Have never regretted not joining a Patreon right away before in my life. Shame on me and my folly. My pride hath kept me from thine treasures.

barnyardthevideogame

I only joined a few days ago. I have so many of these episodes to go through. And yet, I think my journey ends here, as all must, with pink ass juice

Rain 1985

I am currently rewatching all of these and I... think I blacked out when I heard ET the first time. I really hope I can find that peace once more.

Dave

Thanks. I hate this

PikachuSuperFan1

Good Charlotte was the second concert I ever went to. That was many years ago, during their tour for their second album. Before their music got weird. (Just my opinion. No hate)

Patrick Mooney

I wish I could just listen to the entire my immortal without all the other bits sprinkled in. Like I'll listen to them all once because it's funny but I can only listen to sonic high school once but my immortal is infinitely funny to me. Every time I heat "and I slit muh wrists" makes me cry laugh

Major Ghoul

I think that ET story would be a lot more tolerable if it was completely severed from ET and instead was just an original alien love story

Whomst

same here. I skipped that shit DAMN fast. I have honed my squick instincts over many years of trauma

Chubba

The kamakla ate itself lol

john

17:41 I just noticed that the captions say "limpid dicks" instead of "limpid tears"

Travis B

That ET story... man. I just hope as I journey through this backlog of fanfiction that we found the upper limit of "wtf?" early on.

Gabby

God I was trying to eat 😭