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10MPH Uncensored - As Seen on TV! Season 3 Episode 5 (Patreon)

Published:
2024-03-04 18:00:05
Edited:
2024-07-19 21:18:58
Imported:
2026-06
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Shout out to... basically everyone for getting the closest, fastest in the $10 tier's early bird guessing game! This was one was easy.

Comments

Klub

Lasagna is just spaghetti cake

Benji Bear

Anyone else disappointed Dan didn't make the hat/boat joke for the bacon bowls? 😭

Nathan Olson

I love that arin talks about loving to shit and how often he does it as if it's a choice he makes

TheSpookiestSkeleton

how long until one of those foley glass breaking sounds aren't added in post

knocknees

See the John Mulaney bit for reference

Shawn Hall

Arin's giggle fit from the watermelon cutter is the cutest thing ever.

Café Araignée

"first we mock, then we are humbled by the light of god"

Gabriel Isaac

Not Dan doxxing his Starbucks drop off location

Sterfri 123

Idk why optimistic sounding Dan asking Arin if he's dead inside is so funny lol

Nicholas Rhule

I’m glad Arin has good poops every morning

dev!!

i had the justin bieber toothbrush when i was a kid and it was the only thing that would make me brush my teeth for the whole two minutes

Kat Spears

I appreciate Vanessa not joking when she said she'll do anything she has the bois do.

Zan Azoth

I love the pure elation in Arin's laugh, and Dan's voice, with the instant success of the watermelon thing. Like they were genuinely thrilled that one of these things worked, wonderfully.

Saurischian

Dan's face right after "Well we gotta eat out the watermelon... first..." was so perfect lmao

Silent Zee

I'm so happy to know the music toothbrush was completely bunk cuz I'd been wondering about that for like 20 years

Keen_Toby

Arin looks like the evil inspector gadget from the live action movie with those teeth XD

shamelessawong

I didn't think Arin's teeth would turn him into some unholy ungodly uncanny valley manifestation of my nightnares, but here we are

verysleepy

Show feet guy is gonna be so excited

J. Lucier

tell dan that i love his hair in this one

Asukine

I had that toothbrush 😭😭❤️ it was my favorite thing ever when I was a kid 😭😭

Ashley Stringer

One of the parts I completely lost it!🤣

Ashley Stringer

I have to admit I completely lost it along with Dan when Arin put those teeth in!🤣🤣🤣🤣

Nyra

Someone translate the Japanese at the end? 😂

Maza Quinncae

Aw.... I wanted it to be "Secret Toys in Secret Places", but I'm glad we were right ✨

D

…Melon melon melons melon, melon? M-m-melon. Melon meloned melon melon melon melon. 👍

PinkFires

Arin was so happy about the watermelon cutter that he developed an entirely new laugh pattern for it.

QiRong

Dan’s little KiHap was adorable. Then again Dan’s adorable in general for his age and I hope he never changes 😭

Fishbone2304

Im surprised people arent aware if apple peeler-slicer-corers. My family has had like 3 since as long as i can remember. Its basically the same as the peeler but not plastic and it also cores the apple and slices in a wide spiral. If you’re good enough you can get the apple to be one long slice about an eighth of an inch thick

Howl

The fake teeth makes arin look like what other people think americans look like

masali

ight i finna join after ur plug here

Thomas McNab

Yo, there's an Oxford in Ireland? Next you'll be telling me there's a Vancouver in America!

More Soup

Wild to see the Soothouse merch, I almost forgot about Eat Pant

Nettokawl

If I had to make a guess what the Japanese at the end means, it's "Pooping every morning is healthy" For those who want's some elaboration: 毎朝 (mai asa) - Every morning プープ - Poop 元気 (genki) - Healthy or Energising state ですね (desune) - An elaboration like "right?" or "isn't it?"

Thonkytonk

DUDE OH MY GOD i'm pet sitting for my parents rn and i wondered if they still had the blue snuggie we got when i was 7 or something. They do, in fact, still have it. It is now mine lmao

Glitchmaster1872

Thing is, I know what Arin is talking about with the toothbrush. I think it was in the early 2000's that they had them mostly. I had a transformers one (played the classic transformers theme song), how it would work is the sound would vibrate with the toothbrush and when your teeth made contact with the plastic it would send the vibrations up your jaw, and because the jaw ends right near the eardrum, you'd essentially hear the music in your head.

Glitchmaster1872

Just looked it up, it's called "bone conduction" and they actually make headphones out of this concept now that are waterproof.