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I was drunk. That is all that needs to be said about this video. Normally, I use these posts to give a little insight into my thought process on a given video, for anyone who wishes to read it. In this case, there is no insight; it's just a shitpost.

I still can't believe this movie got memed back into theaters.

Anyway, I hope you guys at least got a laugh out of this. I'm gonna go work on an actual serious video. As always, thank you guys for writing my paycheck, because that's literally what you're doing. This is the only stable, reliable source of income I have, so thank you.

Love you guys.

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Racist Vampire Looks Like Michael Jackson - Morbius Explained, Scene-by-Scene

A thorough explanation of the racial themes in Morbius, this year's watched film. I'm a full-time youtuber, so please consider supporting me: Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/AbsoluteUnit Tips: https://paypal.me/crankubus?locale.x=en_US Twitter: https://twitter.com/AbsoluteUnit30 #vtuber #envtuber #morbius

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subaruanon

Your drunk retelling is so much better than the actual movie, thank you for another banger of a video!

Harmless Kitten

This was absolutely glorious, and I enjoyed every second of it. I would legitimately watch an entire series of you drunk retelling terrible/mediocre movies. Now back to work, video monkey

Bitter Magic

I wouldn't have guessed that this was a drunk ramble, it's hilarious. And I have to agree that this was much better than the actual movie (which isn't a high bar, I know, but I genuinely would've paid cinema money to watch Tonkatsu retell Morbius on the big screen.)

Joseph

Thank you for this accurate and thoughtful retelling of this years best movie, and now I don't even need to see it! I got the full package.